Notches on the bedpost

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Devils Advocate
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May 7, 2012 8:35pm
Do handcuff scratches count?
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sherm03
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May 7, 2012 8:58pm
First time: On the pool table in the basement of my high school girlfriend's grandma's house.
Best place: On the balcony of the hotel room for my honeymoon in Mexico
Second best place: Next to the campfire in my brother's backyard after everyone else had passed out/left the party

Third best place: On the beach at Lake Milton
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said_aouita
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May 7, 2012 9:42pm
ccrunner609;1164618 wrote:1st time- my bed when i was 15 with the local skank

2nd time- my bed with the skanks friend while she watched

3rd time- my bed with the skank and her friend (man my freshman year in HS was fun cause that happened alot)
Was it the 1st time or 2nd time skank you eventually married?
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Curly J
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May 7, 2012 9:44pm
said_aouita;1164722 wrote:Was it the 1st time or 2nd time skank you eventually married?
Ouch. (would rep if I could)
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Steel Valley Football
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May 7, 2012 10:41pm
said_aouita;1164640 wrote:Cotton farm, you cracker.

I've been educated. Very well played.
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vball10set
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May 8, 2012 8:09am
Steel Valley Football;1164552 wrote:I thought you were black. What the hell were you doing on a farm?
said_aouita;1164640 wrote:Cotton farm, you cracker.
lol--reps to both of you :thumbup:
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MontyBrunswick
May 8, 2012 8:19am
I don't have sex because I respect my body and my partner.

/Con Alma'd
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Steel Valley Football
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May 8, 2012 3:47pm
Actually, the first place I had sex was inside this girl's vagina.
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Little Danny
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May 8, 2012 4:17pm
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