Stage Fright

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FatHobbit
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May 3, 2012 3:15pm
Fly4Fun;1161429 wrote:But I just never understood the concept of being afraid of pissing in front of other people.
It's not really being afraid. Sometimes the piss just doesn't flow.
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May 3, 2012 3:41pm
"QUIT STARING AT MY DICK!"

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vball10set
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May 3, 2012 3:42pm
FatHobbit;1161490 wrote:It's not really being afraid. Sometimes the piss just doesn't flow.
sounds like a prostate problem to me
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Iliketurtles
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May 3, 2012 3:44pm
Nope never have had problems going.
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May 3, 2012 3:57pm
The problem many of you have is that you don't know if women restroom have urinal or not. You're assuming something you never been in .... or seen. </SPAN>
No wonder you guys can't get laid you have no idea about women …

Remember "drunk" so anything that is attached to the wall could be a urinal





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enigmaax
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May 3, 2012 4:46pm
Belly35;1161582 wrote:The problem many of you have is that you don't know if women restroom have urinal or not. You're assuming something you never been in .... or seen. </SPAN>
No wonder you guys can't get laid you have no idea about women &#8230;

Remember "drunk" so anything that is attached to the wall could be a urinal





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Or maybe the women you like have penises?
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May 3, 2012 4:57pm
enigmaax;1161639 wrote:Or maybe the women you like have penises?
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ernest_t_bass
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May 3, 2012 9:28pm
DeyDurkie5;1161549 wrote:"QUIT STARING AT MY DICK!"


Perfect example.
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May 3, 2012 10:31pm
Eh I do on occasion depending on who I'm doing urinalysis with. Had one today but the girl who observed didn't sit there and stare at me.
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May 3, 2012 10:36pm
Only when on probation I could never piss with the bailiff watching.
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May 3, 2012 10:57pm
ccrunner609;1161980 wrote:Stage fright is a subconcious reaction. When animals are peeing they are vulnerable. Animals like dogs will look away from or not want people to see them taking a dump.

Deep in our brains we feel vulnerable to attack when taking a leek so its difficult to do so around others.
LOL I always make fun of the neighbor dog when its taking a dump
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May 4, 2012 12:10am
vball10set;1161554 wrote:sounds like a prostate problem to me
This. If you also pee frequently, have trouble pissing much at once and piss at night a lot, see your doc soon.
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May 4, 2012 12:11am
ccrunner609;1161980 wrote:Stage fright is a subconcious reaction. When animals are peeing they are vulnerable. Animals like dogs will look away from or not want people to see them taking a dump.

Deep in our brains we feel vulnerable to attack when taking a leek so its difficult to do so around others.
Gym teacher or Profesional Psychologist?!?!
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Con_Alma
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May 4, 2012 6:34am
ernest_t_bass;1161410 wrote:You're less of a man, apparently. Can't believe you just admitted to being less of a man. How dare you be less of a man.
????

Why does that make him "less of a man". I don't think being a "man" is predicated on the the ability to tun on the urine spigot at will.
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Manhattan Buckeye
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May 4, 2012 6:42am
Never really understood it, when the hose is lifted from the rung you might as well use it. As Homer Simpson said, "I mix a whiskey drink, I mix a vodka drink, and when I need to pee, I use the kitchen sink."
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May 4, 2012 6:50am
Con_Alma;1162059 wrote:????

Why does that make him "less of a man". I don't think being a "man" is predicated on the the ability to tun on the urine spigot at will.

For the love of God, STFU.
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May 4, 2012 6:52am
chicago510;1162014 wrote:This. If you also pee frequently, have trouble pissing much at once and piss at night a lot, see your doc soon.

Do you have a going problem? If so, you may have a growing problem.
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Con_Alma
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May 4, 2012 6:53am
ernest_t_bass;1162061 wrote:For the love of God, STFU.
Nahhh.
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May 4, 2012 7:41am
I actually saw a study on this "shy guy" syndrome, the easiest way to solve the situation while you are standing there and can't piss, is to do simpl math problems in your head. Apparently that refocused the brain away from the fact you can't pee in public.
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May 4, 2012 11:18am
THE4RINGZ;1162081 wrote:I actually saw a study on this "shy guy" syndrome, the easiest way to solve the situation while you are standing there and can't piss, is to do simpl math problems in your head. Apparently that refocused the brain away from the fact you can't pee in public.
ETB cant do math or piss in public, so he's fucked.
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May 4, 2012 11:20am
chicago510;1162319 wrote:ETB cant do math or piss in public, so he's fucked.
I can't?
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May 4, 2012 11:21am
ernest_t_bass;1162320 wrote:I can't?
Can you?
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ernest_t_bass
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May 4, 2012 11:22am
like_that;1162323 wrote:Can you?
Can't I?
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May 4, 2012 11:55am
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May 4, 2012 12:54pm
Happens to me all the time at bars or sporting events with long lines. Just knowing someone is standing there waiting for me to go makes me struggle to get the flow going.