justincredible;1153551 wrote:I don't like your story so I'll tell my own.

Fuck you.

pnhasbeen;1153554 wrote:okay. Already screwed your wife so this will make it even.

And boom goes the dynamite.

enigmaax;1153437 wrote:What about an emu?

True story, I dead-stopped on the interstate one time for an emu. I thought it was an ostrich. Had I known it was just an emu, probably would've hit it. Fucking wannabes. Also, had I known I'd be divorced a few years later, I'd probably have hit it too, since I was driving my then-wife's car. Or just "hit it" because it wasn't as much of a slut as my now ex-wife. Additionally, I felt like I was going to be Jurassic Park'd as the fucking thing turned his head from side-to-side looking in my window. That is all.

justincredible;1153553 wrote:

pnhasbeen;1153540 wrote:I don't like justin's story so I'll tell my own.

Played a double header in cleveland last year, heading home in a charter. Stopped in traffic for like two minutes. Apparently that was too much for our bus driver because he went onto the side of the freeway and drove twenty minutes past all the traffic.

Now that's a cool story, justin.