Nude Maid Service Raising Eyebrows in Texas

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Little Danny
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Apr 11, 2012 12:25pm
Didn't Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton make a movie about this in the early 80s?

http://www.daytondailynews.com/lifestyle/nude-maid-service-raising-eyebrows-in-texas-city-1357920.html
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Devils Advocate
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Apr 11, 2012 12:27pm
At my house, she would do nothing but wash baseboards and scrub floors...
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sleeper
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Apr 11, 2012 1:52pm
Only in the SEC...
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Pick6
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Apr 11, 2012 1:54pm
shoulda went to Texas Tech..
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Little Danny
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Apr 11, 2012 1:57pm
sleeper;1141704 wrote:Only in the SEC...
Technically, would this be B12 country (Excluding Texas A&M which doesn't count)?
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justincredible
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Apr 11, 2012 2:04pm
Devils Advocate;1141624 wrote:At my house, she would do nothing but wash baseboards and scrub floors...
+1

I hope they post pictures of the maids on a website that you can choose from. I wouldn't want to enter into this agreement blind.
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4cards
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Apr 11, 2012 2:09pm
^^^^^^
,,,you may want to do the floor yourself, damm these bitches are naaaaaaasty!

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justincredible
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Apr 11, 2012 2:22pm
I am disappoint.

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bases_loaded
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Apr 11, 2012 2:23pm
It's a damn loser from an occupy movement....looks exactly how I expected

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gut
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Apr 11, 2012 2:51pm
Not only that, I bet they do a shitty job cleaning.

Plus, I'm guessing they have escorts for safety. How creepy is it to have some dude watching you watch a skank clean your house naked?
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THE4RINGZ
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Apr 11, 2012 2:54pm
For $100 per hour, I better be getting a handy minimum.
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gut
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Apr 11, 2012 2:55pm
THE4RINGZ;1141765 wrote:For $100 per hour, I better be getting a handy minimum.
Looking at those girls, that might be your max, too. Might even want them to leave the gloves on.
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THE4RINGZ
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Apr 11, 2012 2:56pm
gut;1141767 wrote:Looking at those girls, that might be your max, too. Might even want them to leave the gloves on.
Point taken about the gloves.
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Glassy
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Apr 12, 2012 2:44pm
justincredible;1141741 wrote:I am disappoint.

Everything is bigger in Texas. Including the fat rolls.
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LJ
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Apr 12, 2012 2:47pm
justincredible;1141741 wrote:I am disappoint.


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DeadliestWarrior34
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Apr 12, 2012 2:57pm
justincredible;1141741 wrote:I am disappoint.

I thought you liked chicks with tats.
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Abe Vigoda
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Apr 13, 2012 12:24pm
The stretch marks on her right boob are classic also.
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thavoice
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Apr 13, 2012 12:33pm
I almost would ahve to think that people would play them to keep their clothes ON.

Those are some nasty looking woman...and my standards arent very high!
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wkfan
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Apr 13, 2012 12:35pm
My gess is that the only thing the Maid Services 'raises' are eyebrows.

From these pictures, nothing is rising here....
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BORIStheCrusher
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Apr 13, 2012 12:54pm
She's hot, you guys are homos.
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vball10set
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Apr 13, 2012 1:02pm
Little Danny;1141622 wrote:Didn't Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton make a movie about this in the early 80s?

http://www.daytondailynews.com/lifestyle/nude-maid-service-raising-eyebrows-in-texas-city-1357920.html
No. I think the movie you're referring to is 'The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas', centered around the Texas/Texas A&M football rivalry.
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Glory Days
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Apr 13, 2012 1:10pm
BORIStheCrusher;1143525 wrote:She's hot, you guys are homos.
i think we can finally all say we have banged hotter chicks than that.
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FatHobbit
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Apr 13, 2012 1:23pm
justincredible;1141741 wrote:I am disappoint.

years of bad decisions running down her face
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justincredible
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Apr 13, 2012 1:25pm
BORIStheCrusher;1143525 wrote:She's hot, you guys are homos.
The only way that chick would be hot is if I set her on fire.
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FatHobbit
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Apr 13, 2012 1:27pm
justincredible;1143548 wrote:The only way that chick would be hot is if I set her on fire.
I've done worse. lol