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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Apr 6, 2012 11:01am
You will have the greatest challenges and the greates rewards of your life with this new chapter. Congratulations.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Apr 6, 2012 1:22pm
Pregnant sex = Damn. Yeah.Go4alOngbOmB;1137282 wrote:My wife and I talked about having kids, she went off her pills, said it would be 3 months....that was in December. Now she is 3 weeks late, and took 4 different tests. All came up positive.....I couldn't be happier...but I'm also kinda lost, whats a dude do in this situation.....it is my wife moving to Mexico is NOT an option!
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Apr 6, 2012 1:23pm
Stairs are still a viable option.
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Apr 6, 2012 5:12pm
don't forget the paternity test.
You may end up on Jerry Springer.
Concerned in Ohio
You may end up on Jerry Springer.
Concerned in Ohio
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Apr 6, 2012 5:13pm
Oh yeah...Congrats.
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Apr 6, 2012 5:21pm
Victory in Jesus!
NNN
Posts: 902
Apr 19, 2012 3:10am
Blow a load in every hole as often as possible. She can't complain; it's for her health and the health of the little bastard.Go4alOngbOmB;1137282 wrote:My wife and I talked about having kids, she went off her pills, said it would be 3 months....that was in December. Now she is 3 weeks late, and took 4 different tests. All came up positive.....I couldn't be happier...but I'm also kinda lost, whats a dude do in this situation.....it is my wife moving to Mexico is NOT an option!
http://www.momlogic.com/2009/06/is_oral_sex_good_for_your_fetu.php
Go4alOngbOmB
Posts: 673
Apr 19, 2012 3:19am
^^^^^^^
Sir you may have single handed (or double, who knows) have been a savior to me. LOL. She is listening to all her friends who have had kids.....I just forwarded that article to her.....we shall see what happens! HAHA.
And if the kid comes out black.....Ill call Springer 1st thing the next morning! LOL
JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Sir you may have single handed (or double, who knows) have been a savior to me. LOL. She is listening to all her friends who have had kids.....I just forwarded that article to her.....we shall see what happens! HAHA.
And if the kid comes out black.....Ill call Springer 1st thing the next morning! LOL
JERRY JERRY JERRY!
NNN
Posts: 902
Apr 19, 2012 3:28am
The entire conversation would be, "Jerry, my wife gave birth to a bi-racial baby. Clearly it's not mine. I'm not mad though...he's GONNA BE AN ALL-STAR!!!!!"Go4alOngbOmB;1147669 wrote:And if the kid comes out black.....Ill call Springer 1st thing the next morning! LOL
JERRY JERRY JERRY!
NNN
Posts: 902
Apr 19, 2012 3:31am
Here's your actual medical study links:Go4alOngbOmB;1147669 wrote:^^^^^^^
Sir you may have single handed (or double, who knows) have been a savior to me. LOL. She is listening to all her friends who have had kids.....I just forwarded that article to her.....we shall see what happens! HAHA.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10706945
http://www.ajog.org/article/S0002-9378%2803%2900100-5/abstract
http://www.ajog.org/article/S0002-9378%2803%2900355-7/abstract
The entire conversation would be, "Jerry, my wife gave birth to a bi-racial baby. Clearly it's not mine. I'm not mad though...he's GONNA BE AN ALL-STAR!!!!!"And if the kid comes out black.....Ill call Springer 1st thing the next morning! LOL
JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Go4alOngbOmB
Posts: 673
Apr 19, 2012 3:38am
Well, I can only hope he looks Chinese....cause that little SOB could pay for my retirement!