T
thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Apr 2, 2012 4:38pm
Roger that.Raw Dawgin' it;1134630 wrote:sounds like you could use a stiff drink, or 5.
Last time I tried that she went all ballistic on my ass.....gotta be an archived thread about that somewhere on here!
BUt back to this lucky, lucky guy who is getting married.
My experience is just one.
I imagine every other married person on the OC will sing praises on how great it will be.
Goodluck.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Apr 2, 2012 4:39pm
The only bad part i've heard is less blow jobs
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 2, 2012 5:34pm
thePITman;1134637 wrote:If every person and couple was as miserable as thavoice is/was, then yes. Haha!
Haha.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Apr 2, 2012 5:38pm
Bumpthavoice;1134641 wrote:Roger that.
Last time I tried that she went all ballistic on my ass.....gotta be an archived thread about that somewhere on here!
BUt back to this lucky, lucky guy who is getting married.
My experience is just one.
I imagine every other married person on the OC will sing praises on how great it will be.
Goodluck.
http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/showthread.php?28158-Having-a-beer.-Will-I-be-allowed
I
I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Apr 2, 2012 5:43pm
Can you just divorce or kill this bitch already?thavoice;1134629 wrote:Women have their own post-marriage financial strategy.
What's hers is hers, and what's yours is hers.
End of story.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Apr 2, 2012 5:52pm
Or he can kill himself. Any of the three options should pretty much spare us from hearing about that shitty marriage ever again.I Wear Pants;1134667 wrote:Can you just divorce or kill this bitch already?
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Apr 2, 2012 6:05pm
Did you catch her sexting again?thavoice;1134641 wrote:Roger that.
Last time I tried that she went all ballistic on my ass.....gotta be an archived thread about that somewhere on here!
BUt back to this lucky, lucky guy who is getting married.
My experience is just one.
I imagine every other married person on the OC will sing praises on how great it will be.
Goodluck.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Apr 2, 2012 7:34pm
So everybody turns into a color? Interesting.sleeper;1134612 wrote:Anyone who attends a Dave Ramsey seminar is a maroon and doesn't know jack shit about personal finance.
hasbeen
Posts: 6,504
Apr 2, 2012 7:49pm
prayers sent
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Apr 2, 2012 8:13pm
Cool cool man good luck.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Apr 2, 2012 8:14pm
Marriage is overrated.
skank
Posts: 6,543
Apr 2, 2012 8:20pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1134642 wrote:The only bad part i've heard is less blow jobs
I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you just give them to a few guys now and then.
skank
Posts: 6,543
Apr 2, 2012 8:21pm
Congrats pit from McKinley, no wait, Massillon.
J
June18
Posts: 298
Apr 2, 2012 8:57pm
Marriage is dumb. I'd recommend against it. Absolutely no reason to do it. Find some broad to shack up with and bang on occasion and you have what you need.
It doesn't matter how long you've been together, known each other, lived together, etc. life changes after you get married. Don't expect your wife to be your fiance. Wedding cake does some of the weirdest shit to women. They start bitching about everything and their vag is a supermax prison (only way you're gettin in there is if you commit a crime).
Other than that, enjoy marriage. The reception and honeymoon part is cool. And the wedding cash.
It doesn't matter how long you've been together, known each other, lived together, etc. life changes after you get married. Don't expect your wife to be your fiance. Wedding cake does some of the weirdest shit to women. They start bitching about everything and their vag is a supermax prison (only way you're gettin in there is if you commit a crime).
Other than that, enjoy marriage. The reception and honeymoon part is cool. And the wedding cash.
skank
Posts: 6,543
Apr 2, 2012 9:00pm
THE4RINGZ;1134537 wrote:That alone should prove she is the right girl for you.
BTW my wife and I came to the conclusion Saturday evening that you look a lot like Aaron Craft on meth.
Fixed.
skank
Posts: 6,543
Apr 2, 2012 9:00pm
Just messin with ya Pit.
J
justcompete
Posts: 263
Apr 3, 2012 9:50am
Don't let her eat any cake. It not only kills her sex drive, but erases any memory of giving you a blow job. Thus ending any possibility of you getting one ever again.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Apr 3, 2012 9:54am
Is that the arrangement you have with your wife and the HS football team?skank;1134767 wrote:I'm sure she wouldn't mind if you just give them to a few guys now and then.
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Apr 3, 2012 10:06am
Congrats man... How did you propose?
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Apr 3, 2012 10:45am
No its so he can have vagina sex. He's tired of butt sechs.Raw Dawgin' it;1134567 wrote:Since one is a church photo - are you getting married so you can have sex?
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Apr 3, 2012 11:14am
Good point - i guess with christians it's all about keeping the hymen intact.Commander of Awesome;1135404 wrote:No its so he can have vagina sex. He's tired of butt sechs.
T
thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Apr 3, 2012 11:22am
Negative on the sexting. It was checking my voicemail when a number came up that I didnt have in my address book.Tigerfan00;1134676 wrote:Did you catch her sexting again?
She does alot of selling of shit on some auction websites, and the lies she tells those ladies are pretty funny..such as she is a nurse and works crazy hours and works third shift. (of which neither is true), that she does alot of volunteer work and works in 2-3 diff towns, all untrue, and how she just knitted 12 blankets to send to troops overseas, and how she couldnt make a certain event because her son was getting moved up to varsity basketball (her son is in Jr HI, and doesnt even play basketball).
Just a bunch of small lies that I see her telling these people online about her life and such...just makes me wonder what she lies to me about!!!!
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Apr 3, 2012 11:49am
ITT salty mother fuckers who married the wrong girl :laugh:
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Apr 3, 2012 11:56am
Why do you share some of the things you do?thavoice;1135435 wrote:Negative on the sexting. It was checking my voicemail when a number came up that I didnt have in my address book.
She does alot of selling of shit on some auction websites, and the lies she tells those ladies are pretty funny..such as she is a nurse and works crazy hours and works third shift. (of which neither is true), that she does alot of volunteer work and works in 2-3 diff towns, all untrue, and how she just knitted 12 blankets to send to troops overseas, and how she couldnt make a certain event because her son was getting moved up to varsity basketball (her son is in Jr HI, and doesnt even play basketball).
Just a bunch of small lies that I see her telling these people online about her life and such...just makes me wonder what she lies to me about!!!!
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Apr 3, 2012 11:56am
Probably being marriedthavoice;1135435 wrote:Negative on the sexting. It was checking my voicemail when a number came up that I didnt have in my address book.
She does alot of selling of shit on some auction websites, and the lies she tells those ladies are pretty funny..such as she is a nurse and works crazy hours and works third shift. (of which neither is true), that she does alot of volunteer work and works in 2-3 diff towns, all untrue, and how she just knitted 12 blankets to send to troops overseas, and how she couldnt make a certain event because her son was getting moved up to varsity basketball (her son is in Jr HI, and doesnt even play basketball).
Just a bunch of small lies that I see her telling these people online about her life and such...just makes me wonder what she lies to me about!!!!