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OSH

Kosh B'Gosh

4,145 posts
Mar 28, 2012 2:53 PM
like_that;1130080 wrote:Do you live in Ohio?
Yessir. Just moved back.

I've been in Kentucky and South Dakota the last 2-4 years.
Mar 28, 2012 2:53pm
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McFly1955

Senior Member

1,441 posts
Mar 28, 2012 2:59 PM
BORIStheCrusher;1130109 wrote:I would donate all of it to charity.
The Human Fund
Mar 28, 2012 2:59pm
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Mar 28, 2012 3:49 PM
Fuck it all... I would run for president on the new Serious Business ticket.....

Cruise around and party in Airforce 1 and succesfully hold off the impeachment process for 3-3/4 years...
Mar 28, 2012 3:49pm
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OneBuckeye

Senior Member

5,888 posts
Mar 28, 2012 3:53 PM
Devils Advocate;1130150 wrote:Fuck it all... I would run for presisent on the new Serious Business ticket.....
The drunk check-in thread is a little farther down the page.
Mar 28, 2012 3:53pm
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ts1227

Senior Member

12,319 posts
Mar 28, 2012 5:14 PM
Jackpot has already been raised to an even $500 million. It'll probably go higher by Friday, to say the least.
Mar 28, 2012 5:14pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Mar 28, 2012 5:18 PM
Gonna have to drive up to GA tomorrow and buy a few I think, FL doesn't have this lotto.
Mar 28, 2012 5:18pm
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Mar 28, 2012 5:20 PM
Fab1b;1130213 wrote:Gonna have to drive up to GA tomorrow and buy a few I think, FL doesn't have this lotto.
DO NOT wear a hoodie!
Mar 28, 2012 5:20pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Mar 28, 2012 5:28 PM
Devils Advocate;1130215 wrote:DO NOT wear a hoodie!
Shouldn't have too think it will be to warm outside :)
Mar 28, 2012 5:28pm
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Kosh B'Gosh

4,145 posts
Mar 28, 2012 6:21 PM
Just bought my first lottery ticket(s).

I bought 5. Maybe I'll go again to a different gas station to buy some more tomorrow or Friday.
Mar 28, 2012 6:21pm
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sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts
Mar 28, 2012 6:36 PM
Anyone who actually buys more than one lotto ticket is a maroon.
Mar 28, 2012 6:36pm
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sherm03

I go balls deep.

7,349 posts
Mar 28, 2012 6:56 PM
sleeper;1130270 wrote:Anyone who actually buys more than one lotto ticket is a maroon.
Oh ya? Please, go on...
Mar 28, 2012 6:56pm
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like_that

1st Team All-PWN

26,625 posts
Mar 28, 2012 7:03 PM
justincredible;1130285 wrote:[video=youtube;C_Kh7nLplWo][/video]
SHHH, i was seeing if he knew.
Mar 28, 2012 7:03pm
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gorocks99

Senior Member

10,760 posts
Mar 28, 2012 7:17 PM
Your odds do increase when you buy more tickets. But the increase is so minuscule that you're almost certainly just throwing money down the toilet, on top of the bare cost of entry ($1):

Odds of winning with one ticket: 1 in 175,711,536 (0.000000569115%)
Odds of winning with two unique tickets: 1 in 87,855,768 (0.000001138229%)
Odds of winning with three unique tickets: 1 in 58,570,512 (0.000001707344%)
Odds of winning with one thousand unique tickets: 1 in 175,712 (0.000569113%)

Before anyone says anything, yes, you are almost certainly throwing away money when you spend the cost of entry as well.
Mar 28, 2012 7:17pm
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Trueblue23

BASEDgod

7,463 posts
Mar 28, 2012 7:19 PM
1. Pay of my little debt
2. Buy a flea market, then burn it down
3. Buy JJHuddle, make the home page a pic of Justincredible and I dick sword fighting
4. Dick transplant with Lexington Steele
5. Get the cure for HIV from Magic (for future reference)
6. Pay all of my exs to go the fuck away
7. Become a cocaine cowboy
8. Create a real life Twisted Metal tournament
9. Hire Dog the Bounty Hunter as my personal bodyguard.
10. Hair transplants so I can grow a beard like Jax on SOA


Die alone and happy.
Mar 28, 2012 7:19pm
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Rotinaj

Senior Member

7,699 posts
Mar 28, 2012 7:23 PM
2 chicks at the same time.
Mar 28, 2012 7:23pm
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Trueblue23

BASEDgod

7,463 posts
Mar 28, 2012 7:24 PM
I'd pay for the DNA test that confirms curlyj and fab are twins
Mar 28, 2012 7:24pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Mar 28, 2012 7:25 PM
Trueblue23;1130304 wrote:1. Pay of my little debt
2. Buy a flea market, then burn it down
3. Buy JJHuddle, make the home page a pic of Justincredible and I dick sword fighting
4. Dick transplant with Lexington Steele
5. Get the cure for HIV from Magic (for future reference)
6. Pay all of my exs to go the fuck away
7. Become a cocaine cowboy
8. Create a real life Twisted Metal tournament
9. Hire Dog the Bounty Hunter as my personal bodyguard.
10. Hair transplants so I can grow a beard like Jax on SOA


Die alone and happy.
I'll agree to #3, but only if it happens before the dick transplant.
Mar 28, 2012 7:25pm
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OSH

Kosh B'Gosh

4,145 posts
Mar 28, 2012 7:25 PM
[video=youtube;A939QRRSNV4][/video]
Mar 28, 2012 7:25pm
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sjmvsfscs08

Senior Member

2,963 posts
Mar 28, 2012 7:46 PM
sherm03;1129955 wrote:I'd go lump sum. But that is not the real question. The real question is what is the first thing you do with your money?
See what $185,000,000 worth or marijuana looks like...
Mar 28, 2012 7:46pm
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Commander of Awesome

Senior Pwner

23,151 posts
Mar 28, 2012 7:48 PM
I win, the OC First Team All Pwn gets a $1 million each.
Mar 28, 2012 7:48pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Mar 28, 2012 7:49 PM
sjmvsfscs08;1130324 wrote:See what $185,000,000 worth or marijuana looks like...
Mar 28, 2012 7:49pm
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majorspark

Senior Member

5,122 posts
Mar 28, 2012 7:53 PM
gorocks99;1130301 wrote:Your odds do increase when you buy more tickets. But the increase is so minuscule that you're almost certainly just throwing money down the toilet, on top of the bare cost of entry ($1):

Odds of winning with one ticket: 1 in 175,711,536 (0.000000569115%)
Odds of winning with two unique tickets: 1 in 87,855,768 (0.000001138229%)
Odds of winning with three unique tickets: 1 in 58,570,512 (0.000001707344%)
Odds of winning with one thousand unique tickets: 1 in 175,712 (0.000569113%)

Before anyone says anything, yes, you are almost certainly throwing away money when you spend the cost of entry as well.
Its a tax on the ignorance.
Mar 28, 2012 7:53pm