Archive Minnesota Teen Can't Bring Porn Star to Prom.

sherm03

Posts: 7,349

Mar 24, 2012 1:42pm

Little Danny;1126132 wrote:Now that I think about it you have a report. I remember Kob Bryant went to Brandy's prom and nobody said anything. Of course, everyone knew he was going to touch bottom that night.

Exactly. Every year there's news stories of some kid getting a celebrity to go to prom with them. Those schools don't mind the "distraction." This was only denied because she was a porn star. And it's not like they were going to be fucking on the prom dance floor.

It's just a pussy excuse from the school. Saying that they won't allow it because "it will be a distraction" is just their way of saying, "we don't want to be associated with someone who fucks on camera."

password

Posts: 2,360

Mar 24, 2012 1:47pm

I think it is funny that the kid emailed over 600 porn stars to go to the prom. You have to watch a shitload of porn to come up with a list of 600 women who do porn, maybe his mom should supervise his computer activity a little more or did dad help him with the list.

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cat_lover

Posts: 2,388

Mar 24, 2012 1:59pm

Does the kid know the Kama Sutra and water plants at Lowe's?..........Oh wait wrong thread.

sherm03

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Mar 24, 2012 2:16pm

password;1126158 wrote:I think it is funny that the kid emailed over 600 porn stars to go to the prom. You have to watch a shitload of porn to come up with a list of 600 women who do porn, maybe his mom should supervise his computer activity a little more or did dad help him with the list.

Or you could just go to a site like freeones that has a list of just about every porn star (including links to their Twitter account) and have the whole thing done within about an hour or so.

password

Posts: 2,360

Mar 24, 2012 2:53pm

sherm03;1126199 wrote:Or you could just go to a site like freeones that has a list of just about every porn star (including links to their Twitter account) and have the whole thing done within about an hour or so.

I am glad to see that the kid was not the only one who has emailed hundreds of porn stars looking for a date.

sherm03

Posts: 7,349

Mar 24, 2012 3:12pm

password;1126238 wrote:I am glad to see that the kid was not the only one who has emailed hundreds of porn stars looking for a date.

Never emailed any porn stars. But I have watched porn before. No sense just blindly googling chicks. It's easier when someone else already has them listed and I can just pick and choose who to beat off to.

hasbeen

Posts: 6,504

Mar 24, 2012 3:46pm

We should email porn stars to the next OC gathering.

justincredible

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Mar 24, 2012 3:51pm

pnhasbeen;1126273 wrote:We should email porn stars to the next OC gathering.

YES

Heretic

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Mar 24, 2012 3:58pm

I'd actually show up to a gathering if porn stars were going to be there.

hasbeen

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Mar 24, 2012 3:58pm

justincredible;1126276 wrote:YES

Uhm, you're not coming.

justincredible

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Mar 24, 2012 4:00pm

pnhasbeen;1126278 wrote:Uhm, you're not coming.

Yes I am. Prematurely.

hasbeen

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Mar 24, 2012 4:12pm

justincredible;1126279 wrote:Yes I am. Prematurely.

Yeah. That's a great way to get porn stars to come. "We'll jizz on the couch before your ever get naked!" These bitches are professionals. We need to be prepared.

Ironman92

Posts: 49,363

Mar 24, 2012 4:40pm

pnhasbeen;1126284 wrote:Yeah. That's a great way to get porn stars to come. "We'll jizz on the couch before your ever get naked!" These bitches are professionals. We need to be prepared.

Strap ons?

justincredible

Posts: 32,056

Mar 24, 2012 5:04pm

I know of some guys who had a golf outing and used the money they raised to buy a shitload of beer and hire strippers to ride around. Apparently sex on the course ensued.

Maybe there would be more interest in a golf outing if we followed that plan.

ManO'War

Posts: 1,420

Mar 24, 2012 6:12pm

I didn't even know that their were 600 porn chicks currently working.

The economy may suck, but apparently not in the porn biz.

password

Posts: 2,360

Mar 24, 2012 8:27pm

sherm03;1126257 wrote:Never emailed any porn stars. But I have watched porn before. No sense just blindly googling chicks. It's easier when someone else already has them listed and I can just pick and choose who to beat off to.

Spoken like a honest man. I would give you reps, but it just wouldn't seem right to rep someone because they brag about beating off to porn.

sherm03

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Mar 25, 2012 3:42pm

password;1126660 wrote:Spoken like a honest man. I would give you reps, but it just wouldn't seem right to rep someone because they brag about beating off to porn.

Bragging? Interesting...

wes_mantooth

Posts: 17,977

Mar 25, 2012 4:04pm

Heretic;1126277 wrote:I'd actually show up to a gathering if porn stars were going to be there.

yeah, bigger crowd than the golf gathering...lulz

Thread Bomber

Posts: 1,851

Mar 25, 2012 4:21pm

sherm03;1126156 wrote:

It's just a pussy excuse from the school."

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