Jeff Foxworthy to host "The American Bible " Game show

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Mar 22, 2012 4:00pm
Are you smarter than a 5th grader.....


The American Bible........


Seems like a lateral Job move :)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/jeff-foxworthy-to-host-the-american-bible-challenge/2012/03/21/gIQAtYcYSS_story.html
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Mar 22, 2012 4:06pm
he sucks.
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Mar 22, 2012 4:16pm
My mom met him once. Said he was extremely nice. But yeah, he kinda sucks.
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Mar 22, 2012 4:17pm
Devils Advocate;1124147 wrote:Are you smarter than a 5th grader.....


The American Bible........


Seems like a lateral Job move :)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/jeff-foxworthy-to-host-the-american-bible-challenge/2012/03/21/gIQAtYcYSS_story.html
LOL, repp'd
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Mar 22, 2012 4:24pm
The great thing about the Bible is you can make up passages and stories and no one will question you. If they do, just tell them its your own personal interpretation of Genesis, no matter if it relates or not.
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Mar 22, 2012 4:25pm
Devils Advocate;1124147 wrote:Are you smarter than a 5th grader.....


The American Bible........


Seems like a lateral Job move :)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/jeff-foxworthy-to-host-the-american-bible-challenge/2012/03/21/gIQAtYcYSS_story.html
You know you're a redneck when....YOU READ THE BIBLE!!!!



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Mar 22, 2012 8:29pm
If your preacher is your Grandfather...."And father in law......
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Mar 22, 2012 8:34pm
People who drink Budweiser and laugh at the honeybadger video think Jeff Foxworthy is funny.
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Mar 22, 2012 8:45pm
said_aouita;1124312 wrote:People who drink Budweiser and laugh at the honeybadger video think Jeff Foxworthy is funny.
Stay away from my momma....
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Mar 22, 2012 9:28pm
Jesus fucking christ.
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Mar 22, 2012 10:03pm
How can you have a game show about something that is not real? What will be next, a game show about the tooth fairy.
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Mar 22, 2012 10:29pm
password;1124457 wrote:How can you have a game show about something that is not real? What will be next, a game show about the tooth fairy.
There in-fact really is such thing as a Bible.
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Mar 22, 2012 10:44pm
Yes, it is a book full of fairy tales.
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Mar 22, 2012 10:45pm
xKoToVxSyNdRoMe;1124548 wrote:There in-fact really is such thing as a Bible.
[INDENT]Yes, it is a book full of fairy tales. [/INDENT]
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Mar 23, 2012 3:33am
password;1124589 wrote:[INDENT]Yes, it is a book full of fairy tales. [/INDENT]
Opinion, not fact
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Mar 23, 2012 8:28am
jmog;1124964 wrote:Opinion, not fact
just like the bible.
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Mar 23, 2012 8:33am
password;1124589 wrote:[INDENT]Yes, it is a book full of fairy tales. [/INDENT]
jmog;1124964 wrote:Opinion, not fact
Raw Dawgin' it;1125012 wrote:just like the bible.
No doubt about it.
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Mar 23, 2012 9:43am
Whats funny about a lot of these posts are those who slam others for personal beliefs while the only thing they have to truely back it up is personal opinions! lol :rolleyes: You can literally pick the Bible apart, but its more about belief than believing a man built a boat, took every animal species on board while the whole world flooded.
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Mar 23, 2012 9:54am
redstreak one;1125067 wrote:... ..its more about belief than believing a man built a boat, took every animal species on board while the whole world flooded.
Define belief and what the bible has to do with that belief, please.
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Mar 23, 2012 11:31am
said_aouita;1125074 wrote:Define belief and what the bible has to do with that belief, please.
The Bible is nothing more than a tool created by man to be used by man to try and follow the word of God. I can believe with out it no doubt, but to some they feel it is the word of God handed down through man.

Arguing belief isn't my point, my point was the hypocrisy that a benevolent being doesn't exist on the word or belief of some posting here.

It's no difference, you say a God doesn't exist solely on your word. I believe God does exist solely on my word! lol
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Mar 23, 2012 11:56am
redstreak one;1125136 wrote:The Bible is nothing more than a tool created by man to be used by man to try and follow the word of God. I can believe with out it no doubt, but to some they feel it is the word of God handed down through man.

Arguing belief isn't my point, my point was the hypocrisy that a benevolent being doesn't exist on the word or belief of some posting here.

It's no difference, you say a God doesn't exist solely on your word. I believe God does exist solely on my word! lol
I say "I don't know" either way, forcing you to prove your claim. You also are living your life based on a claim that has not and will never be proven.

Enjoy!
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Mar 23, 2012 12:02pm
^^^^ Thats the great thing sleeper, I dont have to answer to you! lol I dont have to prove it to anyone but me and God. It's my burden to bear that, and I will do it.

I was just trying to point out that some posters on here slam the idea of a God without any proof either. Nothing more, not trying to start a deep religious debate. I know better, I am not as smart as some on here are!
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Mar 23, 2012 12:36pm
redstreak one;1125159 wrote:^^^^ Thats the great thing sleeper, I dont have to answer to you! lol I dont have to prove it to anyone but me and God. It's my burden to bear that, and I will do it.

I was just trying to point out that some posters on here slam the idea of a God without any proof either. Nothing more, not trying to start a deep religious debate. I know better, I am not as smart as some on here are!
Sounds good.
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Mar 23, 2012 1:29pm
redstreak one;1125136 wrote:The Bible is nothing more than a tool created by man to be used by man to try and follow the word of God. I can believe with out it no doubt, but to some they feel it is the word of God handed down through man.

Arguing belief isn't my point, my point was the hypocrisy that a benevolent being doesn't exist on the word or belief of some posting here.

It's no difference, you say a God doesn't exist solely on your word. I believe God does exist solely on my word! lol
This is a contradiction - Man can't create something and have it handed down through them, it's one or the other. Why would god leave it up to man to interpret his words? If he created the world i'm sure he could've created a book with his words and teachings. Instead, we have lots of books that are interpretations that people can't agree on - thus we have retards like Santorum trying to run the country, not to mention wars. God is great though!
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Mar 23, 2012 1:48pm
Raw Dawgin' it;1125251 wrote:This is a contradiction - Man can't create something and have it handed down through them, it's one or the other. Why would god leave it up to man to interpret his words? If he created the world i'm sure he could've created a book with his words and teachings. Instead, we have lots of books that are interpretations that people can't agree on - thus we have retards like Santorum trying to run the country, not to mention wars. God is great though!
That is debatable whether or not man can have something given to him by God, thats the problem. It boils down to faith. You dont believe it, and that is fine. I know you are not saying that believing in a benevolent being is the only major causation of war! lol I believe greed has led the human race down many a path of destruction.