Archive Michael Bay is a

derek bomar

Posts: 3,722

Mar 20, 2012 2:02pm

real dick.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/19/showbiz/movies/bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-ew/index.html

gorocks99

Posts: 10,760

Mar 20, 2012 2:06pm

Dear Michael Bay,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,
Everyone

justincredible

Posts: 32,056

Mar 20, 2012 2:15pm

What an asshole. Why would he change their origins?

Scarlet_Buckeye

Posts: 5,264

Mar 20, 2012 2:22pm

derek bomar;1122181 wrote:real ****.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/19/showbiz/movies/bay-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-ew/index.html

Bad idea.

Raw Dawgin' it

Posts: 11,466

Mar 20, 2012 2:29pm

Who gives a fuck?

Commander of Awesome

Posts: 23,151

Mar 20, 2012 2:31pm

Why are they redoing the series? Why not just add another movie? I'm sick of re doing origin stories. Also Michael Bay can Go Fuck Himself. I refuse to see any of his trash.

THE4RINGZ

Posts: 16,816

Mar 20, 2012 2:38pm

The comments following the article are priceless. These people know this is just a fictional story, or do they?

FatHobbit

Posts: 8,651

Mar 20, 2012 2:40pm

Commander of Awesome;1122220 wrote:I'm sick of re doing origin stories.

Seriously. Everyone knows where Batman/Superman/etc... came from. We don't need a slightly different take on it. Just make a NEW movie.

Raw Dawgin' it

Posts: 11,466

Mar 20, 2012 2:43pm

FatHobbit;1122227 wrote:Seriously. Everyone knows where Batman/Superman/etc... came from. We don't need a slightly different take on it. Just make a NEW movie.

Why do you want to watch the same story told again?

hoops23

Posts: 15,696

Mar 20, 2012 2:43pm

What a piece of shit bitch ass hole.

Who the fuck does that? He should die in a fucking fire. And not a cool overused CGI fire of his creation, but a horrible painful fire.

FatHobbit

Posts: 8,651

Mar 20, 2012 2:58pm

Raw Dawgin' it;1122233 wrote:Why do you want to watch the same story told again?

Huh?

GoChiefs

Posts: 16,754

Mar 20, 2012 3:00pm

FatHobbit;1122249 wrote:Huh?

He said, "Why do you want to watch the same story told again?"

FatHobbit

Posts: 8,651

Mar 20, 2012 3:01pm

GoChiefs;1122251 wrote:He said, "Why do you want to watch the same story told again?"

Lol, I don't understand why he thinks I want to do that.

Raw Dawgin' it

Posts: 11,466

Mar 20, 2012 3:03pm

FatHobbit;1122249 wrote:Huh?

self fail - mis read your comment.

FatHobbit

Posts: 8,651

Mar 20, 2012 3:05pm

Raw Dawgin' it;1122255 wrote:self fail - mis read your comment.

No problem

Raw Dawgin' it

Posts: 11,466

Mar 20, 2012 3:05pm

But my point is the same - why do people care? Why keep making the same movie over and over again?

FatHobbit

Posts: 8,651

Mar 20, 2012 3:08pm

Raw Dawgin' it;1122260 wrote:But my point is the same - why do people care? Why keep making the same movie over and over again?

I LOVE comic book movies. Even the bad ones. But I do not want to see a slightly different origin movie. I want a brand new movie.

sleeper

Posts: 27,879

Mar 20, 2012 3:09pm

I can't wait to watch this movie. I've always thought the Ninja Turtles were aliens anyway.

Commander of Awesome

Posts: 23,151

Mar 20, 2012 3:20pm

sleeper;1122262 wrote:I can't wait to watch this movie. I've always thought the Ninja Turtles were aliens anyway.

You're trying really hard today, and its showing.

Little Danny

Posts: 4,288

Mar 20, 2012 3:21pm

hoops23;1122236 wrote:What a piece of **** bitch ass hole.

Who the **** does that? He should die in a ****ing fire. And not a cool overused CGI fire of his creation, but a horrible painful fire.

I have a better idea; instead of re-booting a movie (or even doing a sequel) why doesn't Hollywood come up with a completely original idea?

FatHobbit

Posts: 8,651

Mar 20, 2012 3:27pm

Little Danny;1122272 wrote:I have a better idea; instead of re-booting a movie (or even doing a sequel) why doesn't Hollywood come up with a completely original idea?

Middle aged alien karate lizards and their guinea pig teacher wood chip.

sleeper

Posts: 27,879

Mar 20, 2012 3:31pm

Commander of Awesome;1122270 wrote:You're trying really hard today, and its showing.

Cool story bro. :rolleyes:

Commander of Awesome

Posts: 23,151

Mar 20, 2012 3:32pm

sleeper;1122283 wrote:Cool story bro. :rolleyes:

It was a statement, not a story. Figured you would try that though, I've grown to expect nothing more from you.

sleeper

Posts: 27,879

Mar 20, 2012 3:48pm

Commander of Awesome;1122284 wrote:It was a statement, not a story. Figured you would try that though, I've grown to expect nothing more from you.

I'm glad you've found peace in expecting nothing and receiving everything.

/Con_Alma'd

tcarrier32

Posts: 1,497

Mar 20, 2012 3:51pm

:mad: