I been in a few won, lost and a draw. Never been knocked out, bloody, hurt, kicked and stabbed but always got up. Took on four guys in the Army ( Fort Campbell basic training bar fight) really only two I just punched and knocked out the other two because they where drunk and I figured if they had any idea of jumping in I would end that idea early. Living in the Housing Project you get tested early before moving to the Projects my mom moved a few times and going to new inter-city school always someone wanting to test the new kid. In my teen age year (high school) was the worst. Not from the kids I when to high school with but from the street fights, bars, clubs to many girls and to many jealous boy friends. I was a bounce at 18 and in the Army I fought an amateur boxer from Russia Team that was visiting Fort Polk. I would call it a draw but scoring gave him the win. Without to option of kicking to the nuts I was a little limited making the right hand over and followed with my left cross. My standard first three moves&#8230; </SPAN>

One good one, between my freshman and sophomre year of college. Had a summer job as a service tech for a vending machine company -some local redneck at a plant in Suthern Ahia decided he was gonna show that "long-haired college kid whut real men did fur a a livin;" and threw a glass bottle at the back of my head in the cafeteria. I snapped - turned around, charged the guy , grabbed him under the armpits and started banging his head into a cinder block wall. That ended that - he was more shocked instead of hurt, though.

Even his buddies told me he had it coming.

I was a prison officer for 6 years. 2nd week on the job they put me in Unit 3 with the murderers. Went in the block alone with 24 inmates, 12 were locked in their cells. Let one out for a shower & phone call and he refused to cooperate. I squared off and threw him on the floor. I was trained well by a Marine black belt who later trained guys at Quantico in fighting and firearms. I got an expert marksman pin my first try.
My favorite time was a jit wearing his pants too low in front of my female partner. After being told twice, I went into the block to straighten him out. He came off the wall and I slammed him really good. Took him to seg while he was chicken winged, tip toeing and screaming all the way down the hall past the other blocks.
I had 4 or 5 fights, never even came close to losing. Broke up fights about once a week. One time some black guys jumped an illegal cuban, and the cuban had a long record. He also had a shank razor blade and sliced the sh!t out of a couple of them. He grabbed one in a clench and sliced his back wide open. Over 200 stitches. The pictures in the clinic before they sewed him up were cool.

I've been a bouncer a few times. Some cushy (Dave & Buster's), some not (a bar called the Bloody Bucket). Worst thing I have seen, is a guy got a cue ball broken over his head. I've also seen a couple of those entire bar bar fights like you see in the movies.

2-0 in bar fights.

1-0 in street fights.

sjmvsfscs08;1121122 wrote: 1-0 in street fights.

Hadoukennnnnnnnnnn

I'd always get jacked in the face in college...never started them, just always in the wrong place at the wrong time lol. Kinda funny lookin back at it now.

I once got headbutted by (what I learned later to be) a Mount Union lineman at a bar in Athens because someone accidently got him in the ass with a foosball table stick and he somehow thought I was involved and just headbutted me. I swear to god I bled for like 3 hours straight.

Bounced in college (Main Event, Citi Lounge, Bottle Rocket in Toledo) Main event was exactly that, a series of fights every night that usually ended in a big one at the end of the night. Best thing I ever saw was someone dancing on the top of one of our guy's car during a street fight on Main. Kelley grabbed him and threw him like a Javelin. Guy landed on his face, literally, about on the double yellow. Oh how I wish I had a video. The ammount of air that guy got was amazing. I actually started keeping thick leather gloves in my pocket because I got tired of my hands getting cut up as the jack knobs tried to use bottles. Worst injury was having a metal barstool broken right over my forehead. It was compounded that I tore a muscle between my ribs as I threw him through a table before I blacked out. Adrenaline is an amazing thing.

pnhasbeen;1117485 wrote:I have a large fighting side. Broken a lot up. Didn't even throw a punch in a few. Instigated a lot.

This kid was drunk and talking ****. They were holding him down, trying to keep him calm. I was sitting in a chair across the room laughing my ass off. I then started barking at him and he was like a caged dog. They let him go, he charged, I met him halfway with a power double. Broke a table. I got up and left, laughing.

Another time, this freshmen was talking about being all-county in high school. He's just a little guy. I then politely (ha) informed him how if your claim to high school fame was being all-county, then you're a waste of my time and to get out of my airspace (literally said that). He punched me, I threw him across the room onto the couch. Sucker punch and he hit my ear. So sad.

Another guy, after some mouthing between us, was walking away and I gave my classic "yeah I'd walk away too." He turned around, I said "I'm here if you want to try your luck."

Moral of the story: I talk a lot of **** and can only back up some of it.

It sounds like you are a total jackass. Am I missing something?

I've been in like 90 fights and I won them all because I'm the alpha male.

/everyone in this thread

Drums of War;1121212 wrote:Bounced in college (Main Event, Citi Lounge, Bottle Rocket in Toledo) Main event was exactly that, a series of fights every night that usually ended in a big one at the end of the night. Best thing I ever saw was someone dancing on the top of one of our guy's car during a street fight on Main. Kelley grabbed him and threw him like a Javelin. Guy landed on his face, literally, about on the double yellow. Oh how I wish I had a video. The ammount of air that guy got was amazing. I actually started keeping thick leather gloves in my pocket because I got tired of my hands getting cut up as the jack knobs tried to use bottles. Worst injury was having a metal barstool broken right over my forehead. It was compounded that I tore a muscle between my ribs as I threw him through a table before I blacked out. Adrenaline is an amazing thing.

main event was awesome!...lol...i guess rob owns some bars in vegas now, i was out there in dec and me and my bro were supposed to get up w him but never made it.

Once, drunk, but it was a friend. We shotgunned beers together 15 minutes later. I got a bruised nose, he got stitches and a black eye.

Ohio Chatter...Where the members have perfect ACT's, are millionaire's, run 4.3 40's, teachers hook up with students and everyone's a badass!

1_beast;1121249 wrote:Ohio Chatter...Where the members have perfect ACT's, are millionaire's, run 4.3 40's, don't put A-1 on their steaks, teachers hook up with students and everyone's a badass!

FYP.

McFly1955;1121253 wrote:FYP.

TY

I've only been in like 3 fights in my life.

The last fight I was in was about a year or so ago at a party and the guy was just shit talking about my family, friends, etc. I just turned the other cheek and ignored him. It wasn't until he put his hand on me that I lost it. I told him, "Do you really want to do this?" He replied back, 'Lets go you ****** ass bitch." I stood up and he just started swinging for the fences and his arms were flailing all over the place and I popped him in his mouth with a straight right. He tries to take me down and I eventually just Judo tripped him and got on top and put a arm bar on him and he tapped as quick as possible. I got up and just stared at him and he and his friends left. I didn't feel all that great about it b/c I don't like to fight but he put his hands on me, I wasn't going to back down from that.

Here is what a Judo trip and a arm bar look like.

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Speedofsand;1121054 wrote:I was a prison officer for 6 years. 2nd week on the job they put me in Unit 3 with the murderers. Went in the block alone with 24 inmates, 12 were locked in their cells. Let one out for a shower & phone call and he refused to cooperate. I squared off and threw him on the floor. I was trained well by a Marine black belt who later trained guys at Quantico in fighting and firearms. I got an expert marksman pin my first try.
My favorite time was a jit wearing his pants too low in front of my female partner. After being told twice, I went into the block to straighten him out. He came off the wall and I slammed him really good. Took him to seg while he was chicken winged, tip toeing and screaming all the way down the hall past the other blocks.
I had 4 or 5 fights, never even came close to losing. Broke up fights about once a week. One time some black guys jumped an illegal cuban, and the cuban had a long record. He also had a shank razor blade and sliced the sh!t out of a couple of them. He grabbed one in a clench and sliced his back wide open. Over 200 stitches. The pictures in the clinic before they sewed him up were cool.

Thats great. Kick the hell out of them. They should take a daily beating from the guards as part of their punishment for murder, rape, etc.

I love it.