When one is shunned to the depths of a month ban, it's really hard for someone like me(a midget, virgin, turk bastard, with no life) to go on with life. I looked at this site everyday, wanting to post and tell people to go fuck themselves, but I couldn't. It was hard really, because I missed a great time in the chatter life. The huddle had just gone free again, and **** from that site(snotbubbles and mcburg) were trying to justify the size of their dicks and getting people to post over there. I wanted to tell snot to kill himself, and mcburg to go jerk off JJ if he felt so inclined too. I couldn't though. Very difficult for an asshole, virgin like me to be able to restrain myself from doing these things. But the silence taught me a lot about our members, and some of the things I noticed were..

1. Snotbubbles is the biggest fucking *** on this site. Great, you post on the huddle! super cool!!! No one cares that you do, and if we wanted to post on jj, we would post over there. We know the fucking site name, and know how to access it. Kindly kill yourself and do us all a favor so we don't have to hear anymore "oh i fucked a sheep joke I'm so funny!!!" and "please guys, i love you all, let's go back to the huddle and all be friends!!!!"...DIE
2. Mcburg..you are a step under snot, but only because you didn't broadcast your pathetic attempt at a failed suicide on a message board.
3. Skyhook..you are a 40+ old man, on a random message board, literally crying because you were warned about getting an infraction......There isn't a better way of summoning up your gayness, so I'll just leave it at that LOL
4. Commander of Awesome..still has yet to prove/discredit that he isn't a. a virgin and b. a redhead. yet thinks he is some badass "senior pwner" LOL http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TsLCLDRh1kY/TSaoGoApbmI/AAAAAAAAAwg/RY51hFRCzI8/s1600/carrot-top-2010.jpg
5. Def Leoppard..your daughter is still getting BONED
6. Ernest..learn how to use gooogle, so we don't have to hear about your dumb fucking life and the stupid questions you put on here. "derrrrppppp taxes derrrrrp i can't breathe derrrrrrrp teacher derrrrrrp"
7. Cats Gone Wild..I haven't seen you post in quiet some time, so hopefully that means you are dead. LOL
8. Karen, Tobias, Ewok..Notre dame sucks, and they are not relevant in today's athletics. No matter how hard you try to defend them, they just suck. They murder innocent students, their "athletes" suck, their campus is SHIT, and their fans are just as bad as OSU(you were good in the 30's, MOVE THE FUCK ON AND STOP ACTING LIKE NOTRE DAME IS A RELEVANT INSTITUTION NOW) oh and tobias, your other name has an OSU avatar, kindly go fuck yourself. http://www.notredamesucks.org/clausen.jpg


In conclusion, I'm putting this in the basement so I don't get banned again(ts, you suck) and it's good to be back. We should all take a moment to reflect on what Jackie Moon said..

"EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY"

Lol at ETB.

DeyDurkie5;1102356 wrote:When one is shunned to the depths of a month ban, it's really hard for someone like me(a midget, virgin, turk bastard, with no life) to go on with life. I looked at this site everyday, wanting to post and tell people to go fuck themselves, but I couldn't. It was hard really, because I missed a great time in the chatter life. The huddle had just gone free again, and **** from that site(snotbubbles and mcburg) were trying to justify the size of their dicks and getting people to post over there. I wanted to tell snot to kill himself, and mcburg to go jerk off JJ if he felt so inclined too. I couldn't though. Very difficult for an asshole, virgin like me to be able to restrain myself from doing these things. But the silence taught me a lot about our members, and some of the things I noticed were..

1. Snotbubbles is the biggest fucking *** on this site. Great, you post on the huddle! super cool!!! No one cares that you do, and if we wanted to post on jj, we would post over there. We know the fucking site name, and know how to access it. Kindly kill yourself and do us all a favor so we don't have to hear anymore "oh i fucked a sheep joke I'm so funny!!!" and "please guys, i love you all, let's go back to the huddle and all be friends!!!!"...DIE
2. Mcburg..you are a step under snot, but only because you didn't broadcast your pathetic attempt at a failed suicide on a message board.
3. Skyhook..you are a 40+ old man, on a random message board, literally crying because you were warned about getting an infraction......There isn't a better way of summoning up your gayness, so I'll just leave it at that LOL
4. Commander of Awesome..still has yet to prove/discredit that he isn't a. a virgin and b. a redhead. yet thinks he is some badass "senior pwner" LOL http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TsLCLDRh1kY/TSaoGoApbmI/AAAAAAAAAwg/RY51hFRCzI8/s1600/carrot-top-2010.jpg
5. Def Leoppard..your daughter is still getting BONED
6. Ernest..learn how to use gooogle, so we don't have to hear about your dumb fucking life and the stupid questions you put on here. "derrrrppppp taxes derrrrrp i can't breathe derrrrrrrp teacher derrrrrrp"
7. Cats Gone Wild..I haven't seen you post in quiet some time, so hopefully that means you are dead. LOL
8. Karen, Tobias, Ewok..Notre dame sucks, and they are not relevant in today's athletics. No matter how hard you try to defend them, they just suck. They murder innocent students, their "athletes" suck, their campus is SHIT, and their fans are just as bad as OSU(you were good in the 30's, MOVE THE FUCK ON AND STOP ACTING LIKE NOTRE DAME IS A RELEVANT INSTITUTION NOW) oh and tobias, your other name has an OSU avatar, kindly go fuck yourself. http://www.notredamesucks.org/clausen.jpg


In conclusion, I'm putting this in the basement so I don't get banned again(ts, you suck) and it's good to be back. We should all take a moment to reflect on what Jackie Moon said..

"EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY"

reps

by the way jj wont let people jerk him off anymore. He said you give to good of blow jobs to allow chumps like me to jerk him off.

you're a jive turkey

Reps to Durkie

like_that;1102367 wrote:Lol at ETB.

I lol'd, but Lol'd more at COA's.

Now THIS is a basement thread :thumbup:

I was going to say, all of that and you didn't call me out because I've given you at least half of your infractions?

But there was at the end, and I feel better now.


As LJ said, quality basement thread. Would read again.

DeyDurkie5;1102356 wrote:When one is shunned to the depths of a month ban, it's really hard for someone like me(a midget, virgin, turk bastard, with no life) to go on with life. I looked at this site everyday, wanting to post and tell people to go fuck themselves, but I couldn't. It was hard really, because I missed a great time in the chatter life. The huddle had just gone free again, and **** from that site(snotbubbles and mcburg) were trying to justify the size of their dicks and getting people to post over there. I wanted to tell snot to kill himself, and mcburg to go jerk off JJ if he felt so inclined too. I couldn't though. Very difficult for an asshole, virgin like me to be able to restrain myself from doing these things. But the silence taught me a lot about our members, and some of the things I noticed were..

1. Snotbubbles is the biggest fucking *** on this site. Great, you post on the huddle! super cool!!! No one cares that you do, and if we wanted to post on jj, we would post over there. We know the fucking site name, and know how to access it. Kindly kill yourself and do us all a favor so we don't have to hear anymore "oh i fucked a sheep joke I'm so funny!!!" and "please guys, i love you all, let's go back to the huddle and all be friends!!!!"...DIE
2. Mcburg..you are a step under snot, but only because you didn't broadcast your pathetic attempt at a failed suicide on a message board.
3. Skyhook..you are a 40+ old man, on a random message board, literally crying because you were warned about getting an infraction......There isn't a better way of summoning up your gayness, so I'll just leave it at that LOL
4. Commander of Awesome..still has yet to prove/discredit that he isn't a. a virgin and b. a redhead. yet thinks he is some badass "senior pwner" LOL http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TsLCLDRh1kY/TSaoGoApbmI/AAAAAAAAAwg/RY51hFRCzI8/s1600/carrot-top-2010.jpg
5. Def Leoppard..your daughter is still getting BONED
6. Ernest..learn how to use gooogle, so we don't have to hear about your dumb fucking life and the stupid questions you put on here. "derrrrppppp taxes derrrrrp i can't breathe derrrrrrrp teacher derrrrrrp"
7. Cats Gone Wild..I haven't seen you post in quiet some time, so hopefully that means you are dead. LOL
8. Karen, Tobias, Ewok..Notre dame sucks, and they are not relevant in today's athletics. No matter how hard you try to defend them, they just suck. They murder innocent students, their "athletes" suck, their campus is SHIT, and their fans are just as bad as OSU(you were good in the 30's, MOVE THE FUCK ON AND STOP ACTING LIKE NOTRE DAME IS A RELEVANT INSTITUTION NOW) oh and tobias, your other name has an OSU avatar, kindly go fuck yourself. http://www.notredamesucks.org/clausen.jpg


In conclusion, I'm putting this in the basement so I don't get banned again(ts, you suck) and it's good to be back. We should all take a moment to reflect on what Jackie Moon said..

"EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY"

A+++ will rep soon. Well done.

7. Cats Gone Wild..I haven't seen you post in quiet some time, so hopefully that means you are dead. LOL

I literaaly laughed at this.... Is that wrong?

reps

durkie, you never cease to amaze--reps, and welcome back up top :thumbup:

Does Def Leopard still post on here?

hoops23;1102774 wrote:I literaaly laughed at this.... Is that wrong?

not at all!

hoops23;1102774 wrote:I literaaly laughed at this.... Is that wrong?

reps

It's only wrong if he isn't dead. CGW is the worst.

Yeah yeah yeah....Deydumbass is back.

Whoopie:rolleyes:

Who the hell is this DeyDurkie idiot?

Mr. 300;1103510 wrote:Yeah yeah yeah....Deydumbass is back.

Whoopie:rolleyes:

said_aouita;1103696 wrote:Who the hell is this DeyDurkie idiot?

go fuck yourselves

I laughed consistently. Reps to this!

Epic thread. I repped and might have to rep again on another post of his for this post.

JJbubbles, Skyhook and ETB were spot on. This thread is going to be good

DeyDurkie5;1102356 wrote:When one is shunned to the depths of a month ban, it's really hard for someone like me(a midget, virgin, turk bastard, with no life) to go on with life. I looked at this site everyday, wanting to post and tell people to go fuck themselves, but I couldn't. It was hard really, because I missed a great time in the chatter life. The huddle had just gone free again, and **** from that site(snotbubbles and mcburg) were trying to justify the size of their dicks and getting people to post over there. I wanted to tell snot to kill himself, and mcburg to go jerk off JJ if he felt so inclined too. I couldn't though. Very difficult for an asshole, virgin like me to be able to restrain myself from doing these things. But the silence taught me a lot about our members, and some of the things I noticed were..

1. Snotbubbles is the biggest fucking *** on this site. Great, you post on the huddle! super cool!!! No one cares that you do, and if we wanted to post on jj, we would post over there. We know the fucking site name, and know how to access it. Kindly kill yourself and do us all a favor so we don't have to hear anymore "oh i fucked a sheep joke I'm so funny!!!" and "please guys, i love you all, let's go back to the huddle and all be friends!!!!"...DIE
2. Mcburg..you are a step under snot, but only because you didn't broadcast your pathetic attempt at a failed suicide on a message board.
3. Skyhook..you are a 40+ old man, on a random message board, literally crying because you were warned about getting an infraction......There isn't a better way of summoning up your gayness, so I'll just leave it at that LOL
4. Commander of Awesome..still has yet to prove/discredit that he isn't a. a virgin and b. a redhead. yet thinks he is some badass "senior pwner" LOL http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_TsLCLDRh1kY/TSaoGoApbmI/AAAAAAAAAwg/RY51hFRCzI8/s1600/carrot-top-2010.jpg
5. Def Leoppard..your daughter is still getting BONED
6. Ernest..learn how to use gooogle, so we don't have to hear about your dumb fucking life and the stupid questions you put on here. "derrrrppppp taxes derrrrrp i can't breathe derrrrrrrp teacher derrrrrrp"
7. Cats Gone Wild..I haven't seen you post in quiet some time, so hopefully that means you are dead. LOL
8. Karen, Tobias, Ewok..Notre dame sucks, and they are not relevant in today's athletics. No matter how hard you try to defend them, they just suck. They murder innocent students, their "athletes" suck, their campus is SHIT, and their fans are just as bad as OSU(you were good in the 30's, MOVE THE FUCK ON AND STOP ACTING LIKE NOTRE DAME IS A RELEVANT INSTITUTION NOW) oh and tobias, your other name has an OSU avatar, kindly go fuck yourself. http://www.notredamesucks.org/clausen.jpg


In conclusion, I'm putting this in the basement so I don't get banned again(ts, you suck) and it's good to be back. We should all take a moment to reflect on what Jackie Moon said..

"EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY"

Your mom must have typed that for you. There aren't any mis-spelled words or major grammar errors.

DeyDurkie - 1
Skyhook - 0

That was a sad attempt.

swing and a miss there, Momhook

Skyhook79;1104358 wrote:Your mom must have typed that for you. There aren't any mis-spelled words or major grammar errors.

Grammatical*

GoChiefs;1104379 wrote:DeyDurkie - 1
Skyhook - 0

That was a sad attempt.

Surprised you found time to pull yourself from the race to post.