chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Feb 29, 2012 11:23pm
Yeah until you open your eyes and she tries to make out with you.SportsAndLady;1101513 wrote:Dude..just close your eyes. No different than a perfect 10 model suckin on ya wainer
Except fat chicks give better head than a perfect 10 model
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Feb 29, 2012 11:24pm
S&L usually waits until he busts one in her mouth to make out.chicago510;1101517 wrote:Yeah until you open your eyes and she tries to make out with you.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Feb 29, 2012 11:25pm
hoops23;1101519 wrote:S&L usually waits until he busts one in her mouth to make out.
Christ that is funny and disgusting!
wildcats20
Posts: 27,794
Feb 29, 2012 11:25pm
Damnit.hoops23;1101519 wrote:S&L usually waits until he busts one in her mouth to make out.
Beer on my keyboard.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Feb 29, 2012 11:28pm
LOL
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Feb 29, 2012 11:29pm
Fuck yeah I do
I snowball the shit out of my fat chicks
I snowball the shit out of my fat chicks
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Feb 29, 2012 11:29pm
Lulz. Thats the worst.hoops23;1101519 wrote:S&L usually waits until he busts one in her mouth to make out.
wildcats20
Posts: 27,794
Feb 29, 2012 11:29pm
That was probably one of the top 5 funniest comments I've read here lol
But as far as Chi Town goes, it's a fun ass city. No matter what you do, you'll have fun.
But as far as Chi Town goes, it's a fun ass city. No matter what you do, you'll have fun.
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Feb 29, 2012 11:31pm
SportsAndLady;1101534 wrote:Fuck yeah I do
I snowball the shit out of my fat chicks
Is it gay if it's yours?
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Feb 29, 2012 11:32pm
lol, this is legit.Fab1b;1101541 wrote:Is it gay if it's yours?
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Feb 29, 2012 11:33pm
Agree with both. Reps for truth.wildcats20;1101537 wrote:That was probably one of the top 5 funniest comments I've read here lol
But as far as Chi Town goes, it's a fun ass city. No matter what you do, you'll have fun.
hoops23
Posts: 15,696
Feb 29, 2012 11:33pm
I was in Chicag-ho a couple years back, but didn't get to do much at the time. I will enjoy some pizza though, fo sho. This time I'll look to enjoy it a bit more.wildcats20;1101537 wrote:That was probably one of the top 5 funniest comments I've read here lol
But as far as Chi Town goes, it's a fun ass city. No matter what you do, you'll have fun.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Mar 1, 2012 12:17am
Is it gay if you don't make eye contact?Fab1b;1101541 wrote:Is it gay if it's yours?
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Ghmothwdwhso
Posts: 534
Mar 1, 2012 12:48am
It's only gay if you push back..............Fab1b;1101541 wrote:Is it gay if it's yours?
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Mar 1, 2012 6:18am
Have lunch at "Eleven" great cheese cake and cornbeef sandwich
PM Gorocks99 he lives in Chicago he know a few nice sport bars in Lakeview area
My daughter lives in Chicago also and I may be visiting her around mid April
PM Gorocks99 he lives in Chicago he know a few nice sport bars in Lakeview area
My daughter lives in Chicago also and I may be visiting her around mid April
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Mar 1, 2012 10:03am
Are you looking to get drunk, eat good food, see events, go sightseeing, all of the above, none of the above? For getting robbed/shanked, I suggest you go hang out in Englewood for a night.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Mar 1, 2012 10:12am
Wrigley is expensive as hell and you are less likely to get stabbed. To substantially increase your chances of getting stabbed, attend the Sox game in a t-shirt with a Confederate Flag.
If you want a 100% guaranteed chance of getting stabbed, wear the above mentioned t-shirt to Cabrini Green area of Chicago. Maybe even shout out how much you dislike black people.
I'd say the chances of being stabbed become lower, the farther North you are. Museum of Science and Industry is cool. Pizza from Giordano's is a must.
If you want a 100% guaranteed chance of getting stabbed, wear the above mentioned t-shirt to Cabrini Green area of Chicago. Maybe even shout out how much you dislike black people.
I'd say the chances of being stabbed become lower, the farther North you are. Museum of Science and Industry is cool. Pizza from Giordano's is a must.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Mar 1, 2012 10:13am
US Cellular isn't that bad if you just go to the game and leave (i.e., don't go trolling around the neighborhood). Although I wouldn't suggest wearing a confederate flag t-shirt there 
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 1, 2012 10:16am
Last time I went to Chicago the Cubs weren't in town so we caught a Sox game. Never once did we feel unsafe so I'm not sure if it will be good enough for you. I bet the confederate flag t shirt idea would work, though.
As for hotels, we always end up staying downtown. We go through hotwire and usually get a sweet deal.
I am thinking of going up in April when the Reds are in town. I believe it is the weekend of the 20th.
As for hotels, we always end up staying downtown. We go through hotwire and usually get a sweet deal.
I am thinking of going up in April when the Reds are in town. I believe it is the weekend of the 20th.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Mar 1, 2012 10:20am
Cabrini Green is re-gentrified now. It's not that bad of an area anymore. They pushed all the residents of the public housing there down south (mostly to Englewood/West Englewood, but some other outlying areas also). Be careful about the North/South distinction as well. You can go wander around UofC on the South Side and be totally safe, and you can end up along Western Ave in Uptown on the North Side, or Logan Square, and get stabbed. Basically, be knowledgeable about where you're going and don't be dumb if you find yourself in a neighborhood that's not to your liking.said_aouita;1101827 wrote:Wrigley is expensive as hell and you are less likely to get stabbed. To substantially increase your chances of getting stabbed, attend the Sox game in a t-shirt with a Confederate Flag.
If you want a 100% guaranteed chance of getting stabbed, wear the above mentioned t-shirt to Cabrini Green area of Chicago. Maybe even shout out how much you dislike black people.
I'd say the chances of being stabbed become lower, the farther North you are. Museum of Science and Industry is cool. Pizza from Giordano's is a must.
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Mar 1, 2012 10:30am
US Cellular isnt nearly as bad as Comiskey was apparently back in the day when my grandpa refused to take my dad.justincredible;1101833 wrote:Last time I went to Chicago the Cubs weren't in town so we caught a Sox game. Never once did we feel unsafe so I'm not sure if it will be good enough for you. I bet the confederate flag t shirt idea would work, though.
I've been to both, and just prefer the atmosphere at Wrigley even though I'm a Sox fan.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Mar 1, 2012 10:35am
Yeah, the atmosphere at Wrigley is definitely better. US Cellular is a much nicer park.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Mar 1, 2012 10:40am
Yea yea, just me being stupid. I can remember just like a block or two from the old CG, you were in a hip trendy area. But it was like ya crossed the tracks and boom....lock your doors.gorocks99;1101835 wrote:Cabrini Green is re-gentrified now. It's not that bad of an area anymore. .
Didn't they tear down all the towers? I admit ya caught me. Been a while since I've been to Chi-town.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Mar 1, 2012 10:52am
They did tear down all the towers, the last one came down last March of last year. I don't think it's a great area (not like the Mag Mile or anything), but it's definitely not what it once was.
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Sonofanump
Mar 1, 2012 12:31pm
I thought the original pizzeria uno was the place to go?said_aouita;1101827 wrote:Pizza from Giordano's is a must.