Adult Slumber Party

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Mr. 300
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Feb 18, 2012 8:26am
Lulz at Snotz. Bunch of dogs gettin' together to smell each other's asses....wow, that's worth a thread.
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Ytowngirlinfla
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Feb 18, 2012 10:23am
Oh there is going to be tons of lesbian action going on. If it is truly a slumber party. haha.
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vball10set
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Feb 18, 2012 10:31am
Ytowngirlinfla;1089465 wrote:Oh there is going to be tons of lesbian action going on. If it is truly a slumber party. haha.
spoken from experience? :)
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Devils Advocate
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Feb 18, 2012 10:34am
Ytowngirlinfla;1089465 wrote:Oh there is going to be tons of lesbian action going on.

How many do you think? 3 or 4???


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Feb 18, 2012 11:03am
vball10set;1089470 wrote:spoken from experience? :)
Women are horny and most men don't satisfy ;)
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Feb 18, 2012 11:12am
Ytowngirlinfla;1089482 wrote:Women are horny and most men don't satisfy ;)
Is it really necessary to bring ccrunner into this?
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Ytowngirlinfla
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Feb 18, 2012 11:16am
Skyhook79;1089487 wrote:Is it really necessary to bring ccrunner into this?
haha or 90% of the OC?
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Skyhook79
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Feb 18, 2012 11:19am
Ytowngirlinfla;1089490 wrote:haha or 90% of the OC?
99%
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Feb 18, 2012 12:14pm
Ytowngirlinfla;1089490 wrote:haha or 90% of the OC?
You've had sex with 90% of the OC?!?
Skyhook79;1089492 wrote:99%
YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH 99% OF THE OC?!?!?!?!
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dwccrew
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Feb 18, 2012 12:28pm
Ytowngirlinfla;1089490 wrote:haha or 90% of the OC?
justincredible;1089511 wrote:You've had sex with 90% of the OC?!?



YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH 99% OF THE OC?!?!?!?!
I am the 1%. Boom!
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sportchampps
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Feb 18, 2012 12:30pm
Pillow fight
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Skyhook79
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Feb 18, 2012 12:31pm
justincredible;1089511 wrote:You've had sex with 90% of the OC?!?



YOU'VE HAD SEX WITH 99% OF THE OC?!?!?!?!
Pretty obvious I am the 1%.:rolleyes:
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Glory Days
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Feb 18, 2012 1:15pm
my penis is bigger than 99% of the OC's.
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password
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Feb 18, 2012 1:26pm
Glory Days;1089542 wrote:my penis is bigger than 99% of the OC's.
You must be the retarded cousin.
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hasbeen
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Feb 18, 2012 2:27pm
This thread delivers.
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vball10set
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Feb 18, 2012 2:45pm
sportchampps;1089518 wrote:Pillow biter
Again, why must we continue to bring ccrunner into this?
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bigkahuna
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Feb 18, 2012 3:47pm
SnotBubbles;1088768 wrote:My wife and her girlfriends are having an "adult slumber party" tonight. They read about it in some magazine.

They say they are going watch horror films, play Just Dance and eat junk food.

A couple of questions.

1) What can I expect? (aside from HPV and/or syphilis)
2) Is this normal? The girls range in age from about 27-38.
3) I have to broadcast a basketball game on the radio tonight, so her sister is coming over to babysit until I get home. Should I, as a preempted strike to my wife taking **** all night, try and bang my sister-in-law?
3a.) If yes to #3, how should I got about this?

Thanks in advance, Chatter friends!
I can't believe none of you addressed this question...

The obvious answer is PIIHB. Then go to your wife's friends house (where this is supposedly happening) and upper deck every toilet in that bitch; then PIIEB (Put it in everyone's butt). After you're done, go home.
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Glory Days
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Feb 18, 2012 8:16pm
password;1089551 wrote:You must be the retarded cousin.
sounds like 100% of the OC...
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Feb 18, 2012 9:07pm
Glory Days;1089701 wrote:sounds like 100% of the OC...
We all have horse dongs?
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THE4RINGZ
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Feb 18, 2012 9:16pm
justincredible;1089719 wrote:We all have horse dongs?

I do
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bigkahuna
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Feb 18, 2012 9:36pm
justincredible;1089719 wrote:We all have horse dongs?
We All...

Run 4.2 40s
42" Vertical
Make $100,000+/ year
Got perfect scored on the ACT/SAT
Have GFs/Wives that are hotter than Kate Upton or any other hot chick

Didn't you know how perfect we all were?
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power i
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Feb 18, 2012 9:41pm
I don't know any women who do this. She's not where she says she is. You could probably bust her out big time.
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oletiger
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Feb 18, 2012 9:55pm
^^^^^ that just is wrong
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password
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Feb 18, 2012 10:02pm
power i;1089745 wrote:I don't know any women who do this. She's not where she says she is. You could probably bust her out big time.
I am pretty sure that the three guys she spent the night with took care of that.
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Feb 18, 2012 11:07pm
Password you're on a roll. Reps