Hi I'm Cletus and this here's my wife Bunny, we done met at the beer wagon during a caution flag at Talladega back in '98 when she bummed a Camel off me. These are our kids, Petty, the oldest son from my first wife and our twin daughters Kyle n' Darrell. This little 'un is our baby, we named him "Three". Bunny has a tramp stamp of a Confederate Flag above her ass and I've got a full sleeve of every race Dale ever won going down my right arm. Yesterday somebody at Wal-Mart asked us if we were Morons but I said no sirreee we's First Baptist n' proud of it.

I'm surprised...I figured you would be a nascar fan

Sonuvabitch! I figured you for one too. But then again even NASCAR fans gotta know how to count.

NASCAR fans are poor.

ernest_t_bass;1070107 wrote:NASCAR fans are poor.

That's why we live in trailers. Duh.

Tiernan;1069780 wrote:Hi I'm Cletus .

I didn't vote....

I wouldn't mind Nascar fans if they admitted car racing in any form is not a sport.

Hey....I will not sit here and let you say that NASCAR isn't a sport.

Signed,

Fishing.

I love to fish, and Nascar is ok, But I dont think either is a sport

Is leading a cheer considered a sport?

NASCAR is brain dead background noise when consuming quantity over quality beer.

We knew some folks who were NASCAR fans. It didn't really impact us until the time they invited us down for dinner. When we arrived I could hear the noise from the TV coming from the family room. It was the Ohio Srate-Michigan game day as well and they had said that we could come down and watch the game. They failed to mention that they had a split screen feature on their tv. It wasn't so bad that the game had been reduced to one half of a moderate sized screen...there can be only one of the channels with sound, and you probably know which one was on. Anyway...After some time dinner was ready and we were called to the dinner table. On the table next to the main course was a very small black and white ty that was tuned to (guess what)? We sat in stunned silince (at least my wife and I did), as we watched and listened to the constant drone of those cars whizzing by for the entire dinner. I don't think our hosts uttered more than a mono-syllabic grunt or groan unless Dale Sr. did something noteworthy such as driving by the tv monitor on one of his many laps... I don't think we ever went to dinner with them again unless we were sure we were meeting them at a restaurant. :huh:

Was that the OSU-scUM game on a Sunday or the NASCAR race in late November? Either way you're lying

bases_loaded;1070967 wrote:Was that the OSU-scUM game on a Sunday or the NASCAR race in late November? Either way you're lying

Eh, doubt he's lying. NASCAR does go to about the 3rd week of November, and they do have Saturday races.

GoChiefs;1070997 wrote:Eh, doubt he's lying. NASCAR does go to about the 3rd week of November, and they do have Saturday races.

When 3 raced???

Swamp Fox;1070956 wrote:We knew some folks who were NASCAR fans. It didn't really impact us until the time they invited us down for dinner. When we arrived I could hear the noise from the TV coming from the family room. It was the Ohio Srate-Michigan game day as well and they had said that we could come down and watch the game. They failed to mention that they had a split screen feature on their tv. It wasn't so bad that the game had been reduced to one half of a moderate sized screen...there can be only one of the channels with sound, and you probably know which one was on. Anyway...After some time dinner was ready and we were called to the dinner table. On the table next to the main course was a very small black and white ty that was tuned to (guess what)? We sat in stunned silince (at least my wife and I did), as we watched and listened to the constant drone of those cars whizzing by for the entire dinner. I don't think our hosts uttered more than a mono-syllabic grunt or groan unless Dale Sr. did something noteworthy such as driving by the tv monitor on one of his many laps... I don't think we ever went to dinner with them again unless we were sure we were meeting them at a restaurant. :huh:

Did you stab them to death?

bases_loaded;1070967 wrote:Was that the OSU-scUM game on a Sunday or the NASCAR race in late November? Either way you're lying

Was thinking the same thing. No-way this really happened.

bases_loaded;1070999 wrote:When 3 raced???

Yeah, they've always raced into November. In fact, I went back out of pure boredom and looked. Throughout Sr's career, they had one Saturday night November race. That was on November 15th, 1980. But, Michigan/OSU was played on the 22nd of that year. Soooo, I guess I'm gonna have to agree with you.

Dale Jr is gay!

Mr. 300;1071589 wrote:Dale Jr is gay!

Well duh...every NASCAR driver is gay or a pedophile or in Jeff Gordon's case a gay-pedophile.

Tiernan;1072277 wrote:Well duh...every NASCAR driver is gay or a pedophile or in Jeff Gordon's case a gay-pedophile.

Could be worse. They could be Lacrosse coaches. Eh, Tearnan?

Mr. 300;1071589 wrote:Dale Jr is gay!

Oh, your name is Dale Jr. huh?

GoChiefs;1072618 wrote:Could be worse. They could be Lacrosse coaches. Eh, Tearnan?

I seriously doubt any NASCAR drivers (or fans...) could be remotely that cool.

NASCAR fans have sex with their family members, b/c they like to have incestual relationships.

ernest_t_bass;1073105 wrote:NASCAR fans have sex with their family members, b/c they like to have incestual relationships.

Had a chick once tell me she had a "celestial" relationship with her step-dad. I said "oh...you mean you did it outside under the stars?" She just stared at me and then told her GF who I was dating at the time I was a complete ass-hole. My date just said "Yeah he pretty much can be".

My one roommate is a huge fan of the WWE and Nascar. He collects the little Nascar toys and has a huge poster on the outside of his door so when he closes it and I walk in from work John Cena is staring at me. I've never seen him have a girl over, ever.