
OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
Jan 24, 2012 10:40pm

Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jan 24, 2012 10:41pm
Point proven.ccrunner609;1064623 wrote:first

GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Jan 24, 2012 10:43pm
Reps, for this one time only.ccrunner609;1064623 wrote:first

xKoToVxSyNdRoMe
Posts: 1,054
Jan 24, 2012 10:44pm
http://www.ohiochatter.com/forum/member.php?57-ccrunner609
More proof here
More proof here
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sjmvsfscs08
Posts: 2,963
Jan 24, 2012 10:49pm
^^lulz

Crimson streak
Posts: 9,002
Jan 24, 2012 10:55pm
ccrunner609;1064646 wrote:Give all of those areas a test on exercise physiology or biomechanics of human movement and we will see who scores higher.
I'm impressed you spelled those words right. Kudos
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sjmvsfscs08
Posts: 2,963
Jan 24, 2012 10:59pm
lololccrunner609;1064646 wrote:Give all of those areas a test on exercise physiology or biomechanics of human movement and we will see who scores higher.

sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Jan 24, 2012 11:02pm
Do you need to know that stuff when you're watching first graders play with the big parachute?ccrunner609;1064646 wrote:Give all of those areas a test on exercise physiology or biomechanics of human movement and we will see who scores higher.

Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jan 25, 2012 2:07am
Knowing the biomechanics of human movement was why I was elite in grade school dodgeball.

Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Jan 25, 2012 2:19am
Those weren't big words like 'masterbation'. (Isn't he going to teach Health next year or was that ETB ???)Crimson streak;1064650 wrote:I'm impressed you spelled those words right. Kudos
Nice to find another l33t grade school dodgeballer on this forum.Heretic;1064774 wrote:Knowing the biomechanics of human movement was why I was elite in grade school dodgeball.

OneBuckeye
Posts: 5,888
Jan 25, 2012 8:30am
What I gather is people who barely can get into college become gym teachers.




ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 25, 2012 8:37am
Just when I think you couldn't get any dumber...ccrunner609;1064623 wrote:first

ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 25, 2012 8:42am
That's a far stretch. You only use those words in your defense. I'd put my life savings on the fact that you don't incorporate these actual things into your daily lesson plans. I've been a long term sub for a gym teacher, and I've worked with a few. Their lesson plans include:ccrunner609;1064646 wrote:Give all of those areas a test on exercise physiology or biomechanics of human movement and we will see who scores higher.
Monday: Whiffle ball
Tuesday: Whiffle ball
Wednesday: Run laps, jump rope, sideline basketball
Thursday: Scooter races
Friday: Fucking dodgeball, OMG! Hell yeah!
Translated ...
Monday: Keep kids busy because no one truly gives a fuck about me, or phys. ed.
Tuesday: Keep kids busy because no one truly gives a fuck about me, or phys. ed.
Wednesday: Keep kids busy because no one truly gives a fuck about me, or phys. ed.
Thursday: Keep kids busy because no one truly gives a fuck about me, or phys. ed.
Friday: Keep kids busy because no one truly gives a fuck about me, or phys. ed.

Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jan 25, 2012 8:49am
fify so CCrunner could relate.sherm03;1064661 wrote:Do you need to know that stuff when you're watching first graders and playing with your dick?

like_that
Posts: 26,625
Jan 25, 2012 8:51am
Neither are regular teachers. Just ask ETB.

LeagueMVP
Posts: 62
Jan 25, 2012 10:55pm
The ones that do not care for their students are the dumb ones. When I say care for I mean do actually teaching instead of rolling the ball out.

Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Jan 25, 2012 11:13pm
This thread is full of lulz.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Jan 26, 2012 10:05am
Are gym teachers exercise science or kinesiology majors?ccrunner609;1064646 wrote:Give all of those areas a test on exercise physiology or biomechanics of human movement and we will see who scores higher.

ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Jan 26, 2012 10:24am
lol'd.I Wear Pants;1066167 wrote:Are gym teachers exercise science or kinesiology majors?
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MontyBrunswick
Jan 26, 2012 10:26am
OneBuckeye;1064865 wrote:What I gather is people who barely can get into college become gym teachers.
Nobody takes the SAT anymore.
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chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Jan 26, 2012 10:45am
Physical theraphy PhDs actuallyI Wear Pants;1066167 wrote:Are gym teachers exercise science or kinesiology majors?

sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Jan 26, 2012 8:33pm
Followed by a lifetime of sitting on your ass and babysitting kids at work. Pretty sweet deal for you there...ccrunner609;1067059 wrote:PE teaching degrees are Bachelors of Science. They are very difficult in regards to spending 2 years in basically premed classes.
I took biomechanics and Kinesiology, anatomy and phys., I took extra exercise physiology courses to get an extra certificate or endorsement. Most colleges require a health degree also. It is 2 years of pretty intense and deep science courses

chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Jan 26, 2012 8:44pm
Premed? Get out. Did you take a year of physics, year of chemistry, year of ochem, year of calculus, year of foreign language and biochemistry?ccrunner609;1067059 wrote:PE teaching degrees are Bachelors of Science. They are very difficult in regards to spending 2 years in basically premed classes.
And just "taking a class" doesn't quantify you as smart. First of all it depends on the rigor of your university. Also, anyone who gets into a college can take almost all classes that don't have a prerequisite. Actually learning the material and using it in your daily life is totally different.

Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Jan 26, 2012 8:56pm
I is.
Hope this'd help.
Hope this'd help.

dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Jan 26, 2012 10:30pm
ccrunner609;1067059 wrote:PE teaching degrees are Bachelors of Science. They are very difficult in regards to spending 2 years in basically premed classes.
I took biomechanics and Kinesiology, anatomy and phys., I took extra exercise physiology courses to get an extra certificate or endorsement. Most colleges require a health degree also. It is 2 years of pretty intense and deep science courses
Yeah, taking the fucking 101 level classes doesn't count with the first year pre-med students. Majority that don't ever go to medical school and probably end up becoming stupid fucking gym teachers.ccrunner609;1067138 wrote:Sure, I was in a dozen classes with all premed students. Our Anatomy teachers were the profs in the med building. In regards to just taking classes and actually doing stuff with the material................we took "applied" classes where you didnt learn things but had to use things.