Five dollar smoke.

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Steel Valley Football
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Jan 15, 2012 8:30pm
No, not a nickel bag.

I'm walking thru the Nashville airport and saw a smoking lounge. Facing a four-hour layover, I was as pumped up for a cigarette as I was for a second helping of filet mignon.

I reach for the door and the guy standing there says "it's five dollars to go in there".

WTF? I'm not a frequent flyer so I was pretty shocked. I thought he was BSing me actually. My exact words were "f that - that's f'ing ridiculous".

Looks like I got shut down for a second time.
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Curly J
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Jan 15, 2012 8:42pm
That sucks. Luckily I usually only have stops in Denver or Salt Lake. Both of those have smoking lounges, free at that. I won't be needing them this year as I'm currently on Chantix.
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sleeper
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Jan 15, 2012 8:43pm
Smoking kills. The guy was doing you a favor.
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LJ
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Jan 15, 2012 9:00pm
4 bills and smoke?

Lulz
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rmolin73
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Jan 15, 2012 9:02pm
So not only are you an obese hog, you smoke also? What a picture of health.
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DeyDurkie5
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Jan 15, 2012 9:03pm
tobacco kills thousands a day. weed doesn't. you are a joke of a human being.
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ts1227
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Jan 15, 2012 9:06pm
No one gives a shit about smokers, so it's OK.
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gerb131
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Jan 15, 2012 9:08pm
DeyDurkie5;1054047 wrote:tobacco kills thousands a day. weed doesn't. you are a joke of a human being.
Weed is still illegal.
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Ironman92
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Jan 15, 2012 9:13pm
Never smoked.....hope this helps.
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DeyDurkie5
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Jan 15, 2012 9:18pm
gerb131;1054054 wrote:Weed is still illegal.
yes..it is, that's why i think people that smoke weed are atrocious human beings
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gerb131
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Jan 15, 2012 9:19pm
DeyDurkie5;1054067 wrote:yes..it is, that's why i think people that smoke weed are atrocious human beings
You call me atrocious?
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DeyDurkie5
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Jan 15, 2012 9:21pm
gerb131;1054070 wrote:You call me atrocious?
you are an atrocious human, yes.
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gerb131
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Jan 15, 2012 9:22pm
DeyDurkie5;1054078 wrote:you are an atrocious human, yes.
K. Glad we got that straight because I'm the epitome of atrocious under these circumstances.
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DeyDurkie5
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Jan 15, 2012 9:25pm
gerb131;1054081 wrote:K. Glad we got that straight because I'm the epitome of atrocious under these circumstances.

yes, you are..have fun being a stoner your whole life
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Thinthickbigred
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Jan 15, 2012 10:17pm
EFFFING airports they just rob you at every turn . its like your at an event or something tripple priced drinks tripple priced food crooked cabbies and effing baggage people who want 10 or 20 bucks for moving your bag 30 feet .. Its all robbery
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DeadliestWarrior34
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Jan 15, 2012 10:22pm
Thinthickbigred;1054122 wrote:EFFFING airports they just rob you at every turn . its like your at an event or something tripple priced drinks tripple priced food crooked cabbies and effing baggage people who want 10 or 20 bucks for moving your bag 30 feet .. Its all robbery
If you're dumb enough to buy drinks, food, and get baggage fees, then you should get screwed.
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dwccrew
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Jan 15, 2012 10:26pm
I was at the Nashville airport and told some guy that it was $5 to enter the smoking lounge and he believed me. Idiot.
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DeadliestWarrior34
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Jan 15, 2012 10:28pm
dwccrew;1054137 wrote:I was at the Nashville airport and told some guy that it was $5 to enter the smoking lounge and he believed me. Idiot.
Weak sauce. I charged a guy $20 to move his bag 30 feet.
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dwccrew
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Jan 15, 2012 10:28pm
DeadliestWarrior34;1054139 wrote:Weak sauce. I charged a guy $20 to move his bag 30 feet.
Sounds like fiction.
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gerb131
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Jan 15, 2012 10:47pm
DeyDurkie5;1054086 wrote:yes, you are..have fun being a stoner your whole life
You too!
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DeyDurkie5
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Jan 15, 2012 10:49pm
gerb131;1054174 wrote:You too!
LOL i'm glad you knew i was joking that whole time.. I was beginning to wory
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justincredible
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Jan 15, 2012 10:50pm
I'm not joking. You're both awful humans.
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LJ
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Jan 15, 2012 10:51pm
justincredible;1054186 wrote:I'm not joking. You're both awful humans.

I hate humans
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gerb131
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Jan 15, 2012 10:53pm
DeyDurkie5;1054180 wrote:LOL i'm glad you knew i was joking that whole time.. I was beginning to wory
I was beginning to be atrocious.
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DeyDurkie5
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Jan 15, 2012 10:54pm
justincredible;1054186 wrote:I'm not joking. You're both awful humans.
please dont ban me :(