power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 23, 2011 11:01am
What, as 'men', do you guys think are good things to get in your stocking? I come up with the same ol' crap every year and need some suggestions. My basics are scratch off's, jerky, toothbrushes, gum and candy. And small bottles of crown if the receivers are of age.
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Dec 23, 2011 11:04am
razor blades
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Dec 23, 2011 11:06am
razor blades, and a remote holster
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Dec 23, 2011 11:07am
Porn
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Dec 23, 2011 11:08am
sporting events tickets, ammunition
password
Posts: 2,360
Dec 23, 2011 11:12am
A Hall Pass.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Dec 23, 2011 11:12am
So are you saying that you aren't ready for Christmas?power i;1024974 wrote:What, as 'men', do you guys think are good things to get in your stocking? I come up with the same ol' crap every year and need some suggestions. My basics are scratch off's, jerky, toothbrushes, gum and candy. And small bottles of crown if the receivers are of age.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 23, 2011 11:13am
Would work for my husband, but might be a little awkward when my sons and daughter's bf pull it out. And we try to keep it away from the 15 year old. I'm sure he finds a way to get his own.THE4RINGZ;1024978 wrote:Porn
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Dec 23, 2011 11:14am
power i;1024989 wrote: but might be a little awkward when my sons and daughter's bf pull it out.
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Dec 23, 2011 11:15am
Here's your signpower i;1024989 wrote:Would work for my husband
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Dec 23, 2011 11:15am
pot
power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 23, 2011 11:16am
Very funny.LJ;1024986 wrote:So are you saying that you aren't ready for Christmas?
I'm just about ready. Few more stocking stuffers and the liquor store and I'm good to go. You know, I could always cut out my trip to CVS, go to the liquor store and put jello shots in their stockings. God, I'm good.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 23, 2011 11:18am
Daughter's bf is a cop. That could get awkward also.DeyDurkie5;1024993 wrote:pot
LJ, pull the PORN out of their STOCKINGS.
I should have known better. :rolleyes:
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Dec 23, 2011 11:19am
Mia, I'm a coppower i;1024995 wrote:Daughter's bf is a cop. That could get awkward also.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Dec 23, 2011 11:20am
don't put it in the stockings, pull it out late night for you and your hubby. DUHpower i;1024995 wrote:Daughter's bf is a cop. That could get awkward also.
LJ, pull the PORN out of their STOCKINGS.
I should have known better. :rolleyes:
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Dec 23, 2011 11:32am
Nothing.
Seriously, nothing.
I ask for NOTHING becuase, to be honest, I dont care to have the wife use my money to go buy something for myself. Seems a bit counterproductive. "Oh, thanks for the power tool. How much did this cost ME?"
Would rather $$ go toward other stuff.
If ya REALLY wanna excite the husband with stuff in his stocking.........give him a list of PAID bills/invoices that you just sent out using YOUR OWN bank account instead of draining his and allowing yours to fill up nicely
Seriously, nothing.
I ask for NOTHING becuase, to be honest, I dont care to have the wife use my money to go buy something for myself. Seems a bit counterproductive. "Oh, thanks for the power tool. How much did this cost ME?"
Would rather $$ go toward other stuff.
If ya REALLY wanna excite the husband with stuff in his stocking.........give him a list of PAID bills/invoices that you just sent out using YOUR OWN bank account instead of draining his and allowing yours to fill up nicely
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Dec 23, 2011 11:37am
Wife also get me a few boxes of Ammo
Little heavy stocking but I put a bigger hook on the fire place
Kids get me a few Quick lub oil change gift cards
Little heavy stocking but I put a bigger hook on the fire place
Kids get me a few Quick lub oil change gift cards
Devils Advocate
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Dec 23, 2011 11:41am
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Dec 23, 2011 11:42am
This thread is about stuff to put in stockings, not a thread to bitch about your wife.thavoice;1025007 wrote:Nothing.
Seriously, nothing.
I ask for NOTHING becuase, to be honest, I dont care to have the wife use my money to go buy something for myself. Seems a bit counterproductive. "Oh, thanks for the power tool. How much did this cost ME?"
Would rather $$ go toward other stuff.
If ya REALLY wanna excite the husband with stuff in his stocking.........give him a list of PAID bills/invoices that you just sent out using YOUR OWN bank account instead of draining his and allowing yours to fill up nicely
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Dec 23, 2011 11:43am
Actually, the power tool was for her.... probably 2 cycle.thavoice;1025007 wrote: "Oh, thanks for the power tool. How much did this cost ME?"
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Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Dec 23, 2011 11:43am
Little tight on the balls.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Dec 23, 2011 11:45am
Just saying if she really wants to make the husband happy then pay the bills for him that month. No gift will be more appreciated ever.DeadliestWarrior34;1025026 wrote:This thread is about stuff to put in stockings, not a thread to bitch about your wife.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Dec 23, 2011 11:45am
I dildo carrier?Devils Advocate;1025021 wrote:
ytownfootball
Posts: 6,978
Dec 23, 2011 11:55am
thavoice;1025038 wrote:I dildo carrier?
Devils Advocate;1025021 wrote:
Nope...Uma's missing mitten
power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 23, 2011 12:00pm
I work and pay half the bills anyway. I buy my husband gifts with money I earned. thavoice, I think you need to kick your wife in the ass and tell her to get a job. Or get a new wife. 