Archive Stocking stuffers

hasbeen

Posts: 6,504

Dec 23, 2011 12:03pm

thavoice;1025035 wrote:Just saying if she really wants to make the husband happy then pay the bills for him that month. No gift will be more appreciated ever.

Or maybe she has a good marriage and all bill paying they do together?

Not everyone has a shitty marriage. Again, not a thread for you to bitch.

As for stocking stuffers, my family never does them so I have no suggestions. Hope this help.

If the guys play xbox, xbox live monthly passes. The girls you could get directions back to the kitchen!

DeyDurkie5

Posts: 11,324

Dec 23, 2011 12:04pm

who the fuck gives the advice of giving nothing? are you that retarded voice?

power i

Posts: 1,296

Dec 23, 2011 12:19pm

Directions to the kitchen, made me choke on my chicken. Literally. General Tso's for lunch today.

I should have known this would go bad, fast.

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thavoice

Posts: 14,376

Dec 23, 2011 12:29pm

SOrry powerI.

I shouldnt allow my own issues cloud this wondeful thread.

SCratch off lottery tickets are good, but dont get those fake winner ones!!!

Devils Advocate

Posts: 4,539

Dec 23, 2011 12:38pm

power i;1025078 wrote:Directions to the kitchen, made me choke on my chicken.

Wow... me too! I thought this was incredibly HOT!!!!!.

hasbeen

Posts: 6,504

Dec 23, 2011 12:46pm

power i;1025078 wrote:Directions to the kitchen, made me choke on my chicken. Literally. General Tso's for lunch today.

I should have known this would go bad, fast.

I'm not responsible for choking. Don't die.

drarby

Posts: 29

Dec 23, 2011 12:58pm

I'd like Derek Jeter in my stocking.

DeadliestWarrior34

Posts: 3,101

Dec 23, 2011 1:02pm

drarby;1025128 wrote:I'd like Derek Jeter in my stocking.

That's exactly what my Wes said.

Mulva

Posts: 13,650

Dec 23, 2011 2:00pm

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

/Hedberg'd

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sportchampps

Posts: 7,361

Dec 23, 2011 4:26pm

i always enjoy a couple movie tickets in the stocking and the promise i can pick the movie without complaints

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Sonofanump

Dec 23, 2011 4:29pm

power i;1024989 wrote:but might be a little awkward when my sons and daughter's bf pull it out.

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dwccrew

Posts: 7,817

Dec 23, 2011 4:36pm

thavoice;1025007 wrote:Nothing.

Seriously, nothing.

I ask for NOTHING becuase, to be honest, I dont care to have the wife use my money to go buy something for myself. Seems a bit counterproductive. "Oh, thanks for the power tool. How much did this cost ME?"

Would rather $$ go toward other stuff.

If ya REALLY wanna excite the husband with stuff in his stocking.........give him a list of PAID bills/invoices that you just sent out using YOUR OWN bank account instead of draining his and allowing yours to fill up nicely

Have her buy you a gun to shoot yourself with. Make sure you shoot her first that way no other loser marries her and gets on the OC to bitch about the bitch.