
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Dec 23, 2011 6:51pm
ManO'War;1025432 wrote:
Ha I remember my mom picking one of those up at a garage sale damn thing did not work!

ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 23, 2011 8:19pm
thavoice;1025066 wrote:1. Last year I mentioned to the wife that I have never had a massage professionally, and I think I would like one as a gift when I got home from my 6 months of training for the Army. So I got a gift card for it. The place is little less than an hour away. 3.5 weeks after I get this gift card I tell her we should go up to that place so I can get my massage, and I will schedule her one at the same time, and then to a nice dinner. She then informs me that she had already used mine becuase she didnt think i would ever to use it...even tho it was less than a month after I got it!
I am utterly and completely amazed that you are still married to this bitch. I just don't get it. Man the fuck up, seriously.

BORIStheCrusher
Posts: 1,893
Dec 24, 2011 8:24am
When I was in high school my older sister got me the Will Smith CD. My brother and I just started laughing once I opened it. For some reason she thought I liked "Gettin Jiggy with It". SMH

said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Dec 24, 2011 11:36am
said_aouita;1024925 wrote:The gift that lasts a lifetime.
Unless you are Magic Johnson.dwccrew;1025379 wrote:A lifetime that doesn't last long.

GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Dec 24, 2011 5:18pm
dwccrew;1025379 wrote: Perhaps the reason the women in your life treat you like shit is because you are such a loser?
Maybe he's a loser because of the way the women in his life treat him?

SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Dec 25, 2011 10:01am
Thavoice how are you seriously still not divorced?!
Seriously divorce her right now or I will kill you
Seriously divorce her right now or I will kill you

justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 25, 2011 10:27am
I really can't remember getting any terrible gifts, at least non that were that memorable.
The worst I guess was a bb gun my father got me when I was probably 10 or so but he wouldn't let me take it home with me. I had to keep it at his house and I really didn't visit him all that often. It was a sweet gun, too, so I never really got to shoot it much. Eventually he let me take it home and then proceeded to move out of state without telling me.
The worst I guess was a bb gun my father got me when I was probably 10 or so but he wouldn't let me take it home with me. I had to keep it at his house and I really didn't visit him all that often. It was a sweet gun, too, so I never really got to shoot it much. Eventually he let me take it home and then proceeded to move out of state without telling me.

Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Dec 25, 2011 11:22am
I. Have a new one.......
I think Santa left me some sloppy seconds..."...
Tasted just like milk and cookies.
I think Santa left me some sloppy seconds..."...
Tasted just like milk and cookies.

ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 25, 2011 11:29am
justincredible;1026571 wrote:I really can't remember getting any terrible gifts, at least non that were that memorable.
The worst I guess was a bb gun my father got me when I was probably 10 or so but he wouldn't let me take it home with me. I had to keep it at his house and I really didn't visit him all that often. It was a sweet gun, too, so I never really got to shoot it much. Eventually he let me take it home and then proceeded to move out of state without telling me.
/COA'd