ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 22, 2011 8:22am
SnotBubbles;1023730 wrote:He probably wanted weed so he get bear to get through your set...
Did you or your cousin type this?
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Dec 22, 2011 8:22am
Pop Copy.
Also the guys night out one. "Fuck it, a mouths a mouth!" -Bill Burr.
Also the guys night out one. "Fuck it, a mouths a mouth!" -Bill Burr.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Dec 22, 2011 8:29am
bears are at comedy clubs?SnotBubbles;1023730 wrote:He probably wanted weed so he get bear to get through your set...
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Dec 22, 2011 8:40am
When keepin it real goes wrong.
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Dec 22, 2011 8:42am
My daughter saw him down at a bar in the Oregon District the weekend before last. He walked over to her and she kiddingly asked him, "So what's your name?" He laughed. She said he was a nice guy.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 22, 2011 8:51am
I saw him at BGSU in 2002 or so. Dane Cook opened for him. He came on the stage and said, "Bowling Green?" He was pretty laid back his entire show, probably b/c he had no idea why the fuck he was at BGSU. Dane Cook was pretty good, though.
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Dec 22, 2011 9:59am
ernest_t_bass;1023767 wrote:I saw him at BGSU in 2002 or so. Dane Cook opened for him. He came on the stage and said, "Bowling Green?" He was pretty laid back his entire show, probably b/c he had no idea why the fuck he was at BGSU. Dane Cook was pretty good, though.
"Bowling Green?"...that's hilarious and also shows he was laid back. Please tell us more!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 22, 2011 9:59am
karen lotz;1023853 wrote:"Bowling Green?"...that's hilarious and also shows he was laid back. Please tell us more!
#Guns
Wooball
Posts: 1,325
Dec 22, 2011 10:17am
Player Haters' Ball also a classic.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Dec 22, 2011 10:38am
Correction, I did sleep with Katie
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Dec 22, 2011 10:41am
And a banana cognac biatch!!!
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Dec 22, 2011 10:48am
"Katies got some big ass tittays!"SportsAndLady;1023886 wrote:Correction, I did sleep with Katie
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Dec 22, 2011 10:49am
Early Cuyler
Posts: 1,097
Dec 22, 2011 11:17am
My favorite skit is the slave reparations.
[video=youtube;Fg6J1Skptbs][/video]
I'm rich biiiiiaaatchh
[video=youtube;Fg6J1Skptbs][/video]
I'm rich biiiiiaaatchh
Early Cuyler
Posts: 1,097
Dec 22, 2011 11:18am
World series of dice is a good one too.
Ashy Larry!
Ashy Larry!
BigAppleBuckeye
Posts: 2,935
Dec 22, 2011 11:20am
Too many classics to keep track of, and some of the best ones were already discussed in this thread. I always liked that one where he shows the girl with the big rack what her wife would be like if she was flat-chested.
"Ghost? I ain't no ghost ... I'm just a n--ger who LOVES titties." hahahaha
"Ghost? I ain't no ghost ... I'm just a n--ger who LOVES titties." hahahaha
osudarby08
Posts: 734
Dec 22, 2011 11:22am
ThisSykotyk;1023616 wrote:Greatest comedy skit ever had to be the black white supremacist.
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Dec 22, 2011 4:19pm
Clayton Bigsby hands down.
Midstate01
Posts: 14,766
Dec 22, 2011 5:25pm
I like the skit where he works at wackarnolds.
I'm proud of that him, now let's rob that niggar!
I'm proud of that him, now let's rob that niggar!
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Dec 22, 2011 7:29pm
Also have to add Black Bush. "They got aluminum tubes!"
Terry_Tate
Posts: 7,606
Dec 22, 2011 8:29pm
like_that;1024435 wrote:Also have to add Black Bush. "They got aluminum tubes!"
Do I need to tell you what the fuck you can do with an aluminum tube?
Jughead
Posts: 1,261
Dec 22, 2011 9:03pm
Can't forget the REMIX!ccrunner609;1024418 wrote: [video=youtube;FV_GoGcWH_c][/video]
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GoPens
Posts: 2,339
Dec 22, 2011 10:10pm
Isn't this that creepy guy who does those Nationwide commercials?Early Cuyler;1023930 wrote:My favorite skit is the slave reparations.
[video=youtube;Fg6J1Skptbs][/video]
I'm rich biiiiiaaatchh
Terry_Tate
Posts: 7,606
Apr 23, 2012 11:34pm
Just watched the "I know black people" skit. What is a chicken head? Lol
"How can black people rise up and overcome?" "Well can they overcome?" "That is correct!"
"How can black people rise up and overcome?" "Well can they overcome?" "That is correct!"
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Apr 24, 2012 7:31am
Why do black people like Menthols SO much?