Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Dec 20, 2011 11:25am
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Thing you don’t buy for Christmas
I was talking to a nice lady and her husband we where talking about Christmas gifts and shopping at a friend’s Open house on Monday. The next thing this lady is listing items that she will not buy as gifts for Christmas for anyone. She had quite a list, about the only item I could think was “Fruit Cake”. I know of no one who eat it nor do I know if anyone even knows that it still being made.
I ask the OC are there some items (gifts) that you would not purchase for Christmas?
Thing you don’t buy for ChristmasI was talking to a nice lady and her husband we where talking about Christmas gifts and shopping at a friend’s Open house on Monday. The next thing this lady is listing items that she will not buy as gifts for Christmas for anyone. She had quite a list, about the only item I could think was “Fruit Cake”. I know of no one who eat it nor do I know if anyone even knows that it still being made.
I ask the OC are there some items (gifts) that you would not purchase for Christmas?
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Dec 20, 2011 11:30am
Never buy your wife a kitchen appliance for Christmas.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Dec 20, 2011 11:31am
I just write a check. Buying gifts are for the weak and the people that have too much time on their hands.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 20, 2011 11:34am
Music, because... well...
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Dec 20, 2011 11:45am
Shoes or Boots ... size matters 
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Dec 20, 2011 11:45am
Facial Hair Remover for the wifey.
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sportchampps
Posts: 7,361
Dec 20, 2011 2:28pm
Socks
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Dec 20, 2011 2:34pm
Bowling ball with the name Homer on it.
Unless, of course, your name is Homer and ya just hope your wife doesnt want it and gives it to ya.
Unless, of course, your name is Homer and ya just hope your wife doesnt want it and gives it to ya.
password
Posts: 2,360
Dec 20, 2011 2:36pm
Porn, you can just make your own for free.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Dec 20, 2011 3:55pm
Easter candy
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Dec 20, 2011 3:58pm
Workout equipment.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Dec 20, 2011 4:01pm
Pre-paid funeral arrangements
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Dec 20, 2011 6:46pm
A Prostitute
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Dec 20, 2011 6:52pm
That's the way I roll at Christmas.sleeper;1021697 wrote:I just write a check. Buying gifts are for the weak and the people that have too much time on their hands.
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dave
Posts: 4,558
Dec 20, 2011 7:27pm
people under 75 still write checks?
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Dec 20, 2011 8:08pm
Would a vaginal cleanser for a girlfriend be wrong?
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Dec 20, 2011 8:15pm
What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00THE4RINGZ;1021696 wrote:Never buy your wife a kitchen appliance for Christmas.
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Dec 20, 2011 8:20pm
Would 300.00 be too much?... Send her over to my house and I will arrange a "discount"bigkahuna;1022456 wrote:What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00
power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 20, 2011 8:21pm
^^I asked for a blender.
Thread Bomber
Posts: 1,851
Dec 20, 2011 8:23pm
I figured you would be into power tools..."2 cycle maybe... :laugh:power i;1022466 wrote:^^I asked for a blender.
BORIStheCrusher
Posts: 1,893
Dec 20, 2011 8:56pm
Well you want her to have a clean vagina don't you?said_aouita;1022446 wrote:Would a vaginal cleanser for a girlfriend be wrong?
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Dec 20, 2011 9:05pm
sorry i dropped my boys off in there...said_aouita;1022446 wrote:Would a vaginal cleanser for a girlfriend be wrong?
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Dec 21, 2011 9:38am
That is just a sneaky way for a wife to get extra gifts because they know the man will feel guilty for getting an appliance for Christmas so he also buys her something else. If you DONT get her something else ya can expect that to backfire down the road, and if you DONT get it for her then she will buy it herself after the fact AND then also the gifts ya got he for christmas.bigkahuna;1022456 wrote:What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00
Kinda like as a kid when you ask for your birthday present about a month early...and your parents oblige but they then feel guilty on your birthday and you getting nothing so they get you another gift.......
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Dec 21, 2011 9:51am
bigkahuna;1022456 wrote:What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00
Sams Club has Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer for $260.00
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Dec 21, 2011 10:03am
I don't know if your wife is into breast cancer awareness or just likes the color pink but we just recently got our boss a Kitchen Aid Mixer and it was pink in supprt of breast cancer. We got it at Kohls for 300 about 2 weeks ago.bigkahuna;1022456 wrote:What if your wife wants one? For example, my wife WANTS a Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer. I just wouldn't buy one because the one she wanted was ~$350.00