Tiger Woods text messages released

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heel023

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Dec 12, 2009 11:57 AM
Those were funny.
Dec 12, 2009 11:57am
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DeyDurkie5

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Dec 12, 2009 12:02 PM
you guys are really acting this surprised over this? I can almost guarantee half of the pro sports population has cheat on their wives. This shouldn't be shocking to anyone really lol
Dec 12, 2009 12:02pm
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Dec 12, 2009 12:26 PM
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Dec 12, 2009 12:35 PM
DeyDurkie5 wrote: you guys are really acting this surprised over this? I can almost guarantee half of the pro sports population has cheat on their wives. This shouldn't be shocking to anyone really lol
I think most of us think it's hilarious because it's Tiger Woods. It's just so awkward and uncomfortable....but ridiculously hilarious at the same time. lol
Dec 12, 2009 12:35pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Dec 12, 2009 1:19 PM
Link to the text messages?
Dec 12, 2009 1:19pm
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Dec 12, 2009 1:29 PM
wow i always thought Tiger was gay and using a hot wife for cover.
Dec 12, 2009 1:29pm
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Dec 12, 2009 2:15 PM
I don't condone AT ALL what Tiger did, and have lost most of my respect for him. Let's also look at these skanks he was banging. It takes two to tango, they saved his texts/emails, knew he was married, and are now in the "what's in it for me?" mode.

However, Tiger could have prevented all this if he would have kept his dick in his pants.
Dec 12, 2009 2:15pm
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Dec 12, 2009 2:28 PM
Blasian? You mean--the racial draft was fake?
Dec 12, 2009 2:28pm
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Dec 12, 2009 2:39 PM
I have some issues with believing Tiger would text using "to" instead of "too"

...but I also had trouble believing all this that has came out that is legit...lol
Dec 12, 2009 2:39pm
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Dec 12, 2009 3:11 PM
raiderbuck wrote:
DeyDurkie5 wrote: you guys are really acting this surprised over this? I can almost guarantee half of the pro sports population has cheat on their wives. This shouldn't be shocking to anyone really lol
I think most of us think it's hilarious because it's Tiger Woods. It's just so awkward and uncomfortable....but ridiculously hilarious at the same time. lol
Oh it's absolutely hilarious lol I just can't see how people are like "Shocked" by it....although the i'll break you or whatever text is hilarious to think about haha
Dec 12, 2009 3:11pm
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Dec 12, 2009 4:00 PM
Trueblue23 wrote: Here are some text messages from Tiger & Jaimee Grubbs
July 20, 3:04 p.m.
Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise
Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you
Tiger: We will make it happen

July 26, 11: 22 p.m.
Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish

Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.
Jaimee: miss u
Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond
Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that
Tiger: you just need some attention from me
Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend
Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.
Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring oldgolf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf
Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy

Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.
Jaimee: is it orange county time yet?
Tiger: oh stop
Jaimee: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn't that bad
Tiger: its never been that bad
Jaimee: very true … I only watch football
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?
Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.
Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week
Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport
Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m
Tiger: send me something very naughty
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee: haha YOU'RE-YOU'RE- too much

Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.
Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms
Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.
Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning
Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u
Tiger: Because I'm blasian
Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.
Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off
Tiger: you are too funny

Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.
Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you
Jaimee: u too love
Dec 12, 2009 4:00pm
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Dec 12, 2009 4:12 PM
"Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?"

'CAUSE I HIT IT TOO, BRO.
Dec 12, 2009 4:12pm
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Dec 12, 2009 5:29 PM
God, this is great stuff.
Dec 12, 2009 5:29pm
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gut

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Dec 12, 2009 6:28 PM
I'm of the opinion his wife had to know about this, or at least strongly suspected.

I mean, he's going to that VIP club down the road all this time - normal, acceptable behavior for a married man who spends most of his time traveling, right?

And then sending texts is just stupid, stupid unless you have no fear of you wife finding out because you have an open relationship. Unless his caddy or someone kept his cell phone for him, you'd expect his wife would have some day found the phone. Maybe the phone was in someone else's name and paid by them, but why go to all this trouble to be "discrete" and then do something stupid like leaving a trail of text messages and voice mail?

My guess is she's PO'd more because of embarassment than anything.
Dec 12, 2009 6:28pm
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Mr Pat

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Dec 12, 2009 6:33 PM
Wow....
Dec 12, 2009 6:33pm
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Dec 12, 2009 6:38 PM
Very awkward conversations.
Dec 12, 2009 6:38pm
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Dec 12, 2009 7:04 PM
Stiffman wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRSh-kOEqW4
I think this one is more fitting
Dec 12, 2009 7:04pm
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Dec 13, 2009 2:30 AM
Jaimee proves a woman will open the runway to the highest bidder, regardless of race.
Dec 13, 2009 2:30am