Kirby Sweeper Salesman....

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raiderbuck
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Dec 1, 2011 10:16am
My parents have one from the frickin 80s or something. Still works better than my cheapo one. However, I'm not dropping $1000s for a damn sweeper.
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sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Dec 1, 2011 10:33am
I negotiated with a Kirby salesman and got one for $299.

Pretty good deal since he's initial offer was over $2000.
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Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Dec 1, 2011 10:04pm
This one wasn't that heavy.

Gochiefs....I let the assclown pack my freezer full and then made him unpack it and he called me names leaving the kitchen and told my kids I was crazy. Lol
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Sonofanump
Dec 1, 2011 10:38pm
Was that this site? Was the dude's name Ray McGintey or something like that?
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Go Falcons
Posts: 802
Dec 1, 2011 10:45pm
Kirby telephone salesman called my dad once to offer him a free in home demo. He asked if the sweeper had a 500hp diesel. The lady asked why and my dad told her he had 300 ducklings in the living room and about two inches of duck shit. She said she would have to speak to her boss and call back. She never did.

I ended up shoveling all that shit instead.
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justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Dec 1, 2011 10:58pm
september63;995693 wrote:Ugh. I have to say this too.
Useless post.
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Dec 1, 2011 11:10pm
Indeed
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dwccrew
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Dec 1, 2011 11:23pm
justincredible;996202 wrote:We had a Kirby growing up, that thing was heavy as hell but worked well.

There is no way in hell I would ever let those people in my house, though. Unless you're here for a scheduled appointment that I called to se up, you are not getting in my front door.
What? And here I am on your front porch ready to surprise you.
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chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Dec 1, 2011 11:31pm
Glory Days;996255 wrote:still have no idea what the fuck a kirby is.

One of the GOAT super smash bros characters. Derp.
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Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Dec 2, 2011 7:09am
GoChiefs;996262 wrote:
christ you need about 2 illegal immigrants just to run that shit. shoulda just got this

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Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Dec 2, 2011 8:19pm
Steelers colors!

But Steelers don't suck....so apparently not a good sweeper.