ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Nov 29, 2011 10:23am
How many of you have been fortunate enough to accomplish an incredible feat, that not everyone has the ability (or even luck) to do in their lifetime? I just came up with a couple on this poll.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Nov 29, 2011 10:29am
Good thread. I'm sure everyone will be completely honest and no (dishonest) "bragging" is about to take place.
For the record I've done all of those things. I've also voted "Other" because I've inseminated a sheep....with my own semen.
For the record I've done all of those things. I've also voted "Other" because I've inseminated a sheep....with my own semen.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 29, 2011 10:31am
I voted.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Nov 29, 2011 10:33am
justincredible;992540 wrote:I voted.
Indeed
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MontyBrunswick
Nov 29, 2011 10:57am
I voted.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Nov 29, 2011 11:01am
I once shot two rabbits with one shot. I think that's about as close to incredible as I've ever come.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Nov 29, 2011 11:04am
My hole in one really was a complete joke.
Local health club had a 9 hole golf course. one hole was 300 yards, the rest were around 100.
Was middle of a drought, ground was hard as a rock. I hit the ball like 3 feet off teh ground, I chuck the club in anger and sling out some f bombs. Ball goes bounces, go directly in the sand trap, through teh trap, up the lip, and bounces into the hole. The sand trap was like cement becuase it was so hot and not kept up.
What a wonderful day.
My god....that is all I have accomplished?
Then it has been all down hill.
Local health club had a 9 hole golf course. one hole was 300 yards, the rest were around 100.
Was middle of a drought, ground was hard as a rock. I hit the ball like 3 feet off teh ground, I chuck the club in anger and sling out some f bombs. Ball goes bounces, go directly in the sand trap, through teh trap, up the lip, and bounces into the hole. The sand trap was like cement becuase it was so hot and not kept up.
What a wonderful day.
My god....that is all I have accomplished?
Then it has been all down hill.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Nov 29, 2011 11:08am
Can't wait for QQ4Fail or Autofail to come in here and brag about something he's done that no one gives a shit about.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Nov 29, 2011 11:35am
Done two of those...
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Nov 29, 2011 11:44am
I've done the mountain climbing one based on my definition of "considerable".
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Nov 29, 2011 11:58am
Dammit. When I originally thought up this thread, that is one that I wanted to include. The "killed two birds with one stone" feat. Nice FAIL, ETFail.FatHobbit;992609 wrote:I once shot two rabbits with one shot. I think that's about as close to incredible as I've ever come.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Nov 29, 2011 12:26pm
And right now, it looks like every single member of this website has hit a hole in one. Including those who have never played golf.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Nov 29, 2011 12:38pm
Marathon.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Nov 29, 2011 12:53pm
I also ran a marathon once, but I walked the last 5.2 miles. Not sure if that counts.
I fucking hate the thought of playing golf, so I've never hit a hole in one.
I fucking hate the thought of playing golf, so I've never hit a hole in one.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Nov 29, 2011 12:57pm
Your mom.
Mulva
Posts: 13,650
Nov 29, 2011 2:27pm
I've never done any of those things listed. I did strike out 10 batters in 3 innings once. But that was in 6th grade, so not quite so impressive.
Mulva
Posts: 13,650
Nov 29, 2011 2:28pm
I've never done any of those things listed. I did strike out 10 batters in 3 innings once. But that was in 6th grade, so not quite so impressive.
DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Nov 29, 2011 3:24pm
Masturbated on an airplane...
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Nov 29, 2011 3:27pm
I've gotten a triple double, in a JV game.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Nov 29, 2011 3:30pm
Hole in One. Just got it this summer. 7 iron, 189 yards, Hole 11, Riverby Hills Golf Club in Perrysburg, Ohio.
Triple Double. Many times in High School. The joys of being good at a sport playing in an inferior league (The TAAC, in Toledo). I think I had 4 quadruple doubles my last 2 years.
Climbed a mountain. Did a few in Colorado. Climbed the continental divide on telemark skis as well. Been rock-climbing at Dead Horse Point (final scene of Thelma and Louis) in Moab, Utah.
Triple Double. Many times in High School. The joys of being good at a sport playing in an inferior league (The TAAC, in Toledo). I think I had 4 quadruple doubles my last 2 years.
Climbed a mountain. Did a few in Colorado. Climbed the continental divide on telemark skis as well. Been rock-climbing at Dead Horse Point (final scene of Thelma and Louis) in Moab, Utah.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Nov 29, 2011 5:21pm
Laley23;993135 wrote:Hole in One. Just got it this summer. 7 iron, 189 yards, Hole 11, Riverby Hills Golf Club in Perrysburg, Ohio.
That's a tough hole. Got a 7 there once. True story.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Nov 29, 2011 5:28pm
Two HALF marathons. USAF and Indy.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Nov 29, 2011 5:54pm
"Did someone say feets?"
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Nov 29, 2011 6:14pm
I took a shit that was about 2 feet long. Wrapped around the toilet at least twice. True story.
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Nov 29, 2011 6:18pm
My Dad has had 2 hole in ones (I have zero, but beat him 98% of the time)....and this past bowling night he bowled a 300 game.