DIV State Semi: Norwayne vs Johnstown-Monroe @ New Philadelphia

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Columbusguy
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Nov 25, 2011 4:21pm
I'm so ready
Go Johnnies!!!!!
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RedRider
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Nov 25, 2011 4:23pm
I wanna party it up with you guys haha
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Bloody Toothbrush
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Nov 25, 2011 5:16pm
Clearly this has become a logistical nightmare....
Even though I won't be there, I can contribute my superior organizational skills.

alright, lets straighten this mess out....

Pitman........ forget the food, a proper tailgate consists of only liquid nutrition....on that note, you bring 1 keg of domestic, a tap and cups.....get it all at the distributor

Ringz....... 1 case of bourbon and a blindfold & ear protection for Lil Ringz......he prolly shouldn't see or hear most of this event.

Beast..... 10/15 bottles of Boones Farm or Mad Dog (you decide) and your 2 best amish fighting rakes.

GoFalcons.......3 strippers (female---1 blond, 1 brunette, 1 dwarf) & the bell

Miyagi......assorted class A fireworks, a donkey....and Oh yeah, bring back Pitmans girlfriends van......you've had it long enough

OldcatQB.......4 dozen eggs and a smoke machine

dontcare......60 jello shots & 2 police uniforms

Paul.....fake ID and your homework

oldrider.......you don't need to bring anything....just warm up your throwing arm.


Now, I've provided the list of all the materials you guys need to have a good time, it's up to you to execute. Good luck and godspeed!!!
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1_beast
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Nov 25, 2011 5:24pm
Mad dog makes you take back stuff ya didnt even steal....

get your as# to New Philly.

Hope this helps!
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Go Falcons
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Nov 25, 2011 5:28pm
Even a dwarf will not make Beast look endowed! :o

The mad dog will make him feel better about it though.
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1_beast
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Nov 25, 2011 5:31pm
Go Falcons;986895 wrote:Even a dwarf will not make Beast look endowed! :o

The mad dog will make him feel better about it though.
Dont be all salty, he included a donkey for you to play with!
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BRF
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Nov 25, 2011 6:52pm
Ha ha! All this stuff on a high school football thread. SMH! :D
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Go Falcons
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Nov 25, 2011 7:25pm
Mike you can join our party!
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BRF
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Nov 25, 2011 8:19pm
Bloody Toothbrush;986890 wrote:godspeed!!!
LOL!
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oldcatQB
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Nov 25, 2011 8:21pm
Bloody Toothbrush;986890 wrote:Clearly this has become a logistical nightmare....
Even though I won't be there, I can contribute my superior organizational skills.

alright, lets straighten this mess out....

Pitman........ forget the food, a proper tailgate consists of only liquid nutrition....on that note, you bring 1 keg of domestic, a tap and cups.....get it all at the distributor

Ringz....... 1 case of bourbon and a blindfold & ear protection for Lil Ringz......he prolly shouldn't see or hear most of this event.

Beast..... 10/15 bottles of Boones Farm or Mad Dog (you decide) and your 2 best amish fighting rakes.

GoFalcons.......3 strippers (female---1 blond, 1 brunette, 1 dwarf) & the bell

Miyagi......assorted class A fireworks, a donkey....and Oh yeah, bring back Pitmans girlfriends van......you've had it long enough

OldcatQB.......4 dozen eggs and a smoke machine

dontcare......60 jello shots & 2 police uniforms

Paul.....fake ID and your homework

oldrider.......you don't need to bring anything....just warm up your throwing arm.


Now, I've provided the list of all the materials you guys need to have a good time, it's up to you to execute. Good luck and godspeed!!!
:cry:If this is the plan...,I don't see us getting past the gate...or even to it.
ps; Bail money.
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Go Falcons
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Nov 25, 2011 8:28pm
oldcatQB;987010 wrote::cry:If this is the plan...,I don't see us getting past the gate...or even to it.
ps; Bail money.
Not the plan Repeat not the plan. We could not cover bail and Bloody will not come and bail us out.
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BRF
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Nov 25, 2011 8:32pm
Go Falcons;987021 wrote:....and Bloody will not come and bail us out.
But he might come and pick you up via the railroad. You bums might be able to hop a box car and get the hell out of Dodge. :laugh:
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1_beast
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Nov 25, 2011 8:39pm
Go Falcons;987021 wrote:Not the plan Repeat not the plan. We could not cover bail and Bloody will not come and bail us out.
you guys had me primed for Crestvirgina ball....Now I might scrap the plans to attend!:cry::laugh:
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BRF
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Nov 25, 2011 8:42pm
1_beast;987045 wrote:Crestvirgina
LOL!
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1_beast
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Nov 25, 2011 9:00pm
BRF;987049 wrote:LOL!
Had to add that...its kept the motor running for the last 4 weeks
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THE4RINGZ
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Nov 25, 2011 9:30pm
I can cover the bail if needed. Just got to remember to sneak platinum card out of wife's purse.

BTW Bloody, Lil RINGZ is just shy of being 18, he could probably teach us how to party at a tail gate.
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Go Falcons
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Nov 25, 2011 9:32pm
THE4RINGZ;987115 wrote:I can cover the bail if needed. Just got to remember to sneak platinum card out of wife's purse.

BTW Bloody, Lil RINGZ is just shy of being 18, he could probably teach us how to party at a tail gate.
Don't tell Bloody that he will want him to bring some of his classmates, namely the cheerleading squad.
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Mr Miyagi
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Nov 25, 2011 9:42pm
Bloody Toothbrush;986890 wrote:Miyagi.........and Oh yeah, bring back Pitmans girlfriends van......you've had it long enough
You mean this van Miyagi picked up really cheap near Solon ?Miyagi has had it since July , rides smooth but has a funky smell to it,

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1_beast
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Nov 25, 2011 9:42pm
Go Falcons;987121 wrote:Don't tell Bloody that he will want him to bring some of his classmates, namely the cheerleading squad.
But he's not a teacher? :confused:
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Go Falcons
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Nov 25, 2011 9:55pm


Unfortunately this is how it looks now!
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dontcare
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Nov 25, 2011 11:58pm
Got the 60 jelloshots ready....but I'll only be bringing 41 of them.......:o
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oldcatQB
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Nov 26, 2011 8:50am
BRF;987033 wrote:But he might come and pick you up via the railroad. You bums might be able to hop a box car and get the hell out of Dodge. :laugh:
Beer + Bourbon + Mad Dog = Can't even spell "hop"

*****Sunday Headline*****
Numerous body parts found on tracks in New Philly. Witness says "4 or 5 just seemed 2b..."hopping towards it, throwing up, & laughing" as train approached." Donkey survives.
**MIYAGI !......"CLEAN UP ON ISLE 2...,BRING STICK AND BAGGIES !!"
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Columbusguy
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Nov 26, 2011 9:02am
Go Johnnies!!!!!!!
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Go Falcons
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Nov 26, 2011 9:21am
oldcatQB;987413 wrote:Beer + Bourbon + Mad Dog = Can't even spell "hop"

*****Sunday Headline*****
Numerous body parts found on tracks in New Philly. Witness says "4 or 5 just seemed 2b..."hopping towards it, throwing up, & laughing" as train approached." Donkey survives.
**MIYAGI !......"CLEAN UP ON ISLE 2...,BRING STICK AND BAGGIES !!"
LMAO!!!:laugh:
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JHS PRIDE
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Nov 26, 2011 9:30am
Its game day, gearing up to watch the buckeyes than off to see the Johnnies, can't wait for this one its going to be a great
game , Go Johnnies play with heart and passion.