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Mr. 300

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Nov 11, 2011 12:02 AM
Had a friend's daughter say she wanted to polar bear with her BF. What the flock does it mean?
Nov 10, 2011 7:02pm
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gorocks99

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Nov 11, 2011 12:06 AM
She's getting golden gate bridged, no doubt.
Nov 10, 2011 7:06pm
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karen lotz

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Nov 11, 2011 12:20 AM
tcarrier32;967176 wrote:i bet shes about to suck him off with an ice cube in her mouth.

Blizzard
Nov 10, 2011 7:20pm
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1_beast

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Nov 11, 2011 12:24 AM
LOL REPS all around....
Nov 10, 2011 7:24pm
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dwccrew

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Nov 11, 2011 12:34 AM
By friend's daughter you mean your daughter. She's going to have sexual relations of some sort with her boyfriend. Probably involves beastiality.
Nov 10, 2011 7:34pm
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Sonofanump

Nov 11, 2011 12:42 AM
Angry Dragon is the best for lulz.
Nov 10, 2011 7:42pm
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skank

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Nov 11, 2011 12:42 AM
Don't lie about the reason you want to know....You're hooking up with some young boy on the internet aren't you? Btw, since when can you use a media device at your Amish farm?
Nov 10, 2011 7:42pm
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skank

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Nov 11, 2011 12:44 AM
dwccrew;967191 wrote:By friend's daughter you mean your daughter. She's going to have sexual relations of some sort with her boyfriend. Probably involves beastiality.


The guy is Amish, if it involved beastiality, he would know what it meant.
Nov 10, 2011 7:44pm
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Nov 11, 2011 12:48 AM
skank;967202 wrote:The guy is Amish, if it involved beastiality, he would know what it meant.
Yeah but Polar Bears aren't usually found in Amish country, so I can see where he'd get confused.
Nov 10, 2011 7:48pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Nov 11, 2011 12:52 AM
Polar Bear > Nittany Lion.
Nov 10, 2011 7:52pm
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Nov 11, 2011 1:16 AM
THE4RINGZ;967212 wrote:Polar Bear > Nittany Lion.
lol--REPS!!!
Nov 10, 2011 8:16pm
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June18

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Nov 11, 2011 1:21 AM
You sure it's not the Smokey Bear?
Nov 10, 2011 8:21pm
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Mr. 300

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Nov 11, 2011 2:31 AM
Lulz all around. I have 2 boys, so it ain't my daughter peeps. She's a little on the wild side, and he isn't hip to a lot of this stuff. I'm in tune with two teenage sons, but have never heard this one before.

Some of y'all need some serious help.:D
Nov 10, 2011 9:31pm
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Nov 11, 2011 3:42 AM
I'm guessing it means she wants to hunt for seals and lose her habitat.

It's either that or the frozen poop dildo one, for sure.
Nov 10, 2011 10:42pm
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1_beast

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Nov 11, 2011 3:43 AM
at least she isnt asking him for a cleveland steamer (yet)
Nov 10, 2011 10:43pm
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Nov 11, 2011 3:48 AM
1_beast;967404 wrote:at least she isnt asking him for a cleveland steamer (yet)

I am more of a fan of the Roman Helmet.
Nov 10, 2011 10:48pm
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gorocks99

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Nov 11, 2011 3:54 AM
I'm partial to the Tennessee Switcheroo ... gets her every time.
Nov 10, 2011 10:54pm
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Sonofanump

Nov 11, 2011 3:56 AM
I love giving the bus driver, never enough usage of the horn.
Nov 10, 2011 10:56pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Nov 11, 2011 3:56 AM
The donkey punch kicks ass too.
Nov 10, 2011 10:56pm
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Nov 11, 2011 4:53 AM
THE4RINGZ;967416 wrote:The donkey punch kicks ass too.
How can a punch also be a kick?
Nov 10, 2011 11:53pm
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Nov 11, 2011 5:08 AM
Mr. 300;967316 wrote:Lulz all around. I have 2 boys, so it ain't my daughter peeps. She's a little on the wild side, and he isn't hip to a lot of this stuff. I'm in tune with two teenage sons, but have never heard this one before.

Some of y'all need some serious help.:D


Fixed...This is what you wanted to say.

Mr. 300;967316 wrote:Lulz all around. I have 2 boys, so it ain't my daughter bitches. She's a little whore, and he isn't concerned as long as they can still shower together. I'm down with the chicks my sons date, but have never banged this one before.

Some of y'all need to bang this chick soon.:D
Nov 11, 2011 12:08am
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Nov 11, 2011 6:51 AM
Alabama Hotpocket anyone?

Nov 11, 2011 1:51am