DeadliestWarrior34;963792 wrote:You're not going to be able to live off of gym memberships and cleaning ladies forever

Heretic;963805 wrote:What if the cleaning lady is a cute illegal, so you can basically say that part of her job is to pleasure you whenever you want...or you're calling the gubment to have them ship her back to where she came from.

That's what I want for Xmas!!!

Heretic;963805 wrote:What if the cleaning lady is a cute illegal, so you can basically say that part of her job is to pleasure you whenever you want...or you're calling the gubment to have them ship her back to where she came from.

That's what I want for Xmas!!!

like_that;963972 wrote:tl;dr

sleeper;963925 wrote:This buy American crap is stupid. I'll buy American if the price and quality are up to par with that of their foreign competitors. Right now, for the most part, foreigners are making cheaper programs at or above the quality of overpriced union labor in America. When the unions fall, then wages will fall, allowing USA made products to be more competitive in a global marketplace.

Al Bundy;964493 wrote:Just give a donation in someone's name to the Human Fund.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJvbZZWt9g4

Sonofanump;964494 wrote:I voted for Cletus.

martyirish;963711 wrote:Hi all,
I got this e-mail this morning and thought it was fantastic.
what a great idea.:thumbup:

Christmas 2011 -- Birth of a New Tradition

As the holidays approach, the giant Asian factories are kicking into high gear to provide Americans with monstrous piles of cheaply produced goods -- Merchandise that has been produced at the expense of American labor.
This year will be different. This year Americans will give the gift of genuine concern for other Americans. There is no longer an excuse that, at gift giving time, nothing can be found that is produced by American hands.

Yes there is!

It's time to think outside the box, people. Who says a gift needs to fit in a shirt box, wrapped in Chinese produced wrapping paper?
Everyone -- yes EVERYONE gets their hair cut. How about gift certificates from your local American hair salon or barber?

Maybe a gym membership? Or a wonderful yoga class? It's appropriate for all ages who are thinking about some health improvement.

Who wouldn't appreciate getting their car detailed? Small, American owned detail shops and car washes would love to sell you a gift certificate or a book of gift certificates.

Are you one of those extravagant givers who think nothing of plunking down the Benjamins on a Chinese made flat-screen? Perhaps that grateful gift receiver would like his driveway sealed, or lawn mowed for the summer, or driveway plowed all winter, or games at the local golf course.

There are bazillion owner-run restaurants -- all offering gift certificates. And, if your intended isn't the fancy eatery sort, what about a half dozen breakfasts at the local breakfast joint. Remember, folks
This isn't about big National chains -- this is about supporting your home town Americans with their financial lives on the line to keep their doors open.

How many people couldn't use an oil change for their car, truck or motorcycle, done at a shop run by the American working guy?

Thinking about a heartfelt gift for mom? Mom would LOVE the services of a local cleaning lady for a day.

My computer could use a tune-up, and I KNOW I can find some young guy who is struggling to get his repair business up and running.

OK, you were looking for something more personal. Local crafts people spin their own wool and knit them into scarves. They make jewelry, and pottery and beautiful wooden boxes.

Plan your holiday outings at local, owner operated restaurants and leave your server a nice tip. And, how about going out to see a play or ballet at your hometown theater?

Musicians need love too, so find a venue showcasing local bands.

Honestly, people, do you REALLY need to buy another ten thousand Chinese lights for the house? When you buy a five dollar string of light, about fifty cents stays in the community. If you have those kinds of bucks to burn, leave the mailman, trash guy or babysitter a nice BIG tip.

You see, Christmas is no longer about draining American pockets so that China can build another glittering city. Christmas is now about caring about USA and encouraging American small businesses to keep plugging away to follow their dreams. And, when we care about other Americans, we care about our communities, and the benefits come back to us in ways we couldn't imagine.

Let's make THISthe new American Christmas tradition.

Forward this to everyone on your mailing list -- post it to discussion groups -- throw up a post on Craigslist in the Rants and Raves section in your city -- send it to the editor of your local paper and radio stations, and TV news departments.

This is a revolution of caring about each other. Let's celebrate the birth of Christ and help each other!