LobsterLaura
Posts: 88
Nov 3, 2011 11:16am
DAMNIT! I knew you were going to mention this eventually.. haha.wes_mantooth;956114 wrote:She has a bf...well kinda....pretty sure he has a vagina. So I guess you could say she is a lesbian.
PS, people on here need to lighten the hell up. Damn.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Nov 3, 2011 11:27am
I used to have this thing for LobsterLaura, then I noticed she is from Medina. That is a deal breaker.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Nov 3, 2011 11:27am
You can admit that it's her hairy beaver that turned you off.THE4RINGZ;956225 wrote:I used to have this thing for LobsterLaura, then I noticed she is from Medina. That is a deal breaker.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Nov 3, 2011 11:30am
False. you can trim a hairy beaver up, but you can't make the fact she is from Medina disappear.FatHobbit;956226 wrote:You can admit that it's her hairy beaver that turned you off.
Go Falcons
Posts: 802
Nov 3, 2011 11:49am
So you bring a chick on here that you would not even touch! Thanks a lot!wes_mantooth;956091 wrote:Yeah, I am single and would murder myself before banging this chick.
The lesbian part is not a problem if she swings both ways, and if she don't can we still watch?
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Nov 3, 2011 11:59am
You have to remember this is Da Toof...he don't bang chicks.Go Falcons;956266 wrote:So you bring a chick on here that you would not even touch! Thanks a lot!
The lesbian part is not a problem if she swings both ways, and if she don't can we still watch?
Go Falcons
Posts: 802
Nov 3, 2011 12:09pm
Sorry, kind of new to the serious shit and don't have all that down yet.Curly J;956284 wrote:You have to remember this is Da Toof...he don't bang chicks.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Nov 3, 2011 12:11pm
Well, I am saving myself for one glorious chick! She despises me now, but she will come around some day.
Fab4 knows who I am talking about
Fab4 knows who I am talking about
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Nov 3, 2011 12:15pm
Truth is true! Someday he will have her season tickets.wes_mantooth;956300 wrote:Well, I am saving myself for one glorious chick! She despises me now, but she will come around some day.
Fab4 knows who I am talking about
royal_k
Posts: 4,423
Nov 3, 2011 12:16pm
I'm in...request sent
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Nov 3, 2011 12:16pm
Fab4Runner;956307 wrote:Truth is true! Someday he will have her season tickets.
Hell yeah! Big tits and front row season tix.....any mans dream
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Nov 3, 2011 12:28pm
FIFYwes_mantooth;956300 wrote:Well, I am saving myself for one glorious chick! She despises me now, but she will be in my basement well some day.
Fab4 knows who I am talking about
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Nov 3, 2011 12:31pm
wes_mantooth;956300 wrote:Well, I am saving myself for one glorious chick! She despises me now, but she will be in a pit in my basement putting lotion on her skin.
Fab4 knows who I am talking about
Fixed it for you, Curly.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Nov 3, 2011 1:00pm
Was married. Now I'm just a desperate creeper. Snot is right. First time for everything.justincredible;956055 wrote:Pretty sure most of the guys "creeping" on this thread are married. Derp.
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Nov 3, 2011 2:01pm
I think many know who you're talking about lol.wes_mantooth;956300 wrote:Well, I am saving myself for one glorious chick! She despises me now, but she will come around some day.
Fab4 knows who I am talking about
And what did you do to make her despise you other than being your normal self that is.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Nov 3, 2011 2:12pm
He needs to do more than just be himself to get despised????Iliketurtles;956461 wrote:And what did you do to make her despise you other than being your normal self that is.
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Nov 3, 2011 2:19pm
Actuallyyyy...it's not Mexi if that's who you are talking about lol. It is a very close friend (read: scissoring partner) of hers, though.Iliketurtles;956461 wrote:I think many know who you're talking about lol.
And what did you do to make her despise you other than being your normal self that is.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Nov 3, 2011 2:41pm
Heretic;956474 wrote:He needs to do more than just be himself to get despised????
Truth is true!
I would totally bang mex....for completely warped reasons, but no....it is not her.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Nov 3, 2011 2:51pm
Hey LL... I have a two part question.
1. Have you ever been a victim of posession?
2. How would you like a liitle devil in ya?
1. Have you ever been a victim of posession?
2. How would you like a liitle devil in ya?
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Nov 3, 2011 2:55pm
emphasis on littleDevils Advocate;956525 wrote:How would you like a liitle devil in ya?
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Nov 3, 2011 2:58pm
I am sorry tha you were disapointed in the size of my Love sausage, as you have sucked many a world class cock.FatHobbit;956536 wrote:emphasis on little
GTFO.... I'm workin it here.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Nov 3, 2011 3:00pm
more like a nano sausageDevils Advocate;956544 wrote:I am sorry tha you were disapointed in the size of my Love sausage, as you have sucked many a world class cock.
GTFO.... I'm workin it here.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Nov 3, 2011 3:03pm
But I can LICK MY EYEBROWS!FatHobbit;956547 wrote:more like a nano sausage
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Nov 3, 2011 3:23pm
LolDevils Advocate;956550 wrote:But I can LICK MY EYEBROWS!
LobsterLaura
Posts: 88
Nov 3, 2011 4:51pm
THE4RINGZ;956225 wrote:I used to have this thing for LobsterLaura, then I noticed she is from Medina. That is a deal breaker.
I'm only here temporarily, it's free rent. However, I do like it here. I'm sorry we can't get married now. =(