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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Oct 27, 2011 12:48pm
Unless it's this one, no thanks.karen lotz;946482 wrote:Add Jessica Simpson to this list
karen lotz
Posts: 22,284
Oct 27, 2011 1:14pm
^^
The list I was talking about was people who should have done Playboy when they were still hot. That pic of Jessica Simpson works and pretty much any pic of her up until that point does too.
The list I was talking about was people who should have done Playboy when they were still hot. That pic of Jessica Simpson works and pretty much any pic of her up until that point does too.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Oct 27, 2011 1:19pm
Oh, I thought you meant that she needs to do it now or something. I misread your post.
But yea, Jessica Simpson circa Dukes might have been the hottest chick around.
But yea, Jessica Simpson circa Dukes might have been the hottest chick around.
Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Oct 27, 2011 2:34pm
God she used to be so hot.bigkahuna;946838 wrote:Unless it's this one, no thanks.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Oct 27, 2011 8:32pm
After I posted this pick, I went on youtube and watched her "Boots are Made for Walking" video and went fap..fap..fap..fap. That was the peak of her hottness I believe.Scarlet_Buckeye;946948 wrote:God she used to be so hot.
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Oct 27, 2011 8:41pm
^^^
It gets even better when John Meyer had the following to say about Jessica (he dated her at the time of that movie):
"Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," he continues. "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"
Dude had to be a freaking tard to break up with her.
It gets even better when John Meyer had the following to say about Jessica (he dated her at the time of that movie):
"Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," he continues. "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"
Dude had to be a freaking tard to break up with her.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Oct 27, 2011 9:17pm
He has porked some tail in his day, and continues to do so. Plus, they all go crazy over him, so he is doing something right.Little Danny;947368 wrote:^^^
It gets even better when John Meyer had the following to say about Jessica (he dated her at the time of that movie):
"Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say," he continues. "It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f*****' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f****** you.'"
Dude had to be a freaking tard to break up with her.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Oct 27, 2011 9:32pm
Yea, the guitar makes up for a small dick.Laley23;947416 wrote:He has porked some tail in his day, and continues to do so. Plus, they all go crazy over him, so he is doing something right.
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Oct 27, 2011 9:55pm
Which makes his statement all the more incredible. He probably banged over 100 super hot chicks before he laid the pipe to Simpson (not even counting the average looking chicks and the dogs). She must do back flips in bed or something for him to say she it was like sexual napalm and he was addicted to her.Laley23;947416 wrote:He has porked some tail in his day, and continues to do so. Plus, they all go crazy over him, so he is doing something right.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Oct 28, 2011 9:25am
No matter how hot a chick is, somewhere there's a guy who is tired of all her shit.Little Danny;947368 wrote:Dude had to be a freaking tard to break up with her.
Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Oct 28, 2011 10:11am
Without question.bigkahuna;947352 wrote:After I posted this pick, I went on youtube and watched her "Boots are Made for Walking" video and went fap..fap..fap..fap. That was the peak of her hottness I believe.
HitsRus
Posts: 9,206
Oct 28, 2011 11:50pm
I would lay odds she's(Lohan) on meth.....bad teeth and skin sores are a dead giveaway. Meth users often turn to prostitution to support their addiction. This is just a glorified version of that. The girl needs help bad.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Oct 29, 2011 12:09am
Fixed.HitsRus;948865 wrote:I would lay odds she's(Lohan) on meth.....bad teeth and skin sores are a dead giveaway. Meth users often turn to prostitution to support their addiction. This is just a glorified version of that. The entire family needs help bad.
HitsRus
Posts: 9,206
Oct 29, 2011 1:05pm
^^^agreed...Thank you.
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Oct 30, 2011 2:53am
This might be as bad as if they'd put Amy Winehouse in PlayBoy.
Gross. No thanks.
Gross. No thanks.
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Fred Flintstone
Posts: 366
Dec 9, 2011 6:50pm
Here's a link to the Playboy pics.
http://incilin.tumblr.com/post/13975075891/wereofftoseethewizard-so-beautiful-photoshop
http://incilin.tumblr.com/post/13975075891/wereofftoseethewizard-so-beautiful-photoshop
Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Dec 9, 2011 7:08pm
They paid close to a million bucks for THAT?
This is gonna be a "no cover stars" issue...
This is gonna be a "no cover stars" issue...
password
Posts: 2,360
Dec 9, 2011 7:33pm
What a waste of money.
Fly4Fun
Posts: 7,730
Dec 9, 2011 7:52pm
So touched up it doesn't even look like her (But at this point in the game that's probably a good thing).
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Dec 9, 2011 8:46pm
No twat? For shame.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Dec 9, 2011 9:10pm
Two 4's at a time make an 8. I'm a glass half full kind of guy.ccrunner609;1009476 wrote:you have to plow some 4's to appreciate the 8.
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Dec 9, 2011 9:16pm
Those are terrible pictures. I got an ex that'd take 1 million bucks to show off her much more attractive body and face.
password
Posts: 2,360
Dec 9, 2011 9:26pm
Hef should have known that he could have gotten her to pose for a dime bag and a candy bar.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Dec 9, 2011 9:31pm
If that candy bar was made of meth, he might be able to ditch the dimebag.password;1009549 wrote:Hef should have known that he could have gotten her to pose for a dime bag and a candy bar.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Dec 9, 2011 9:57pm
Link didn't work for meFred Flintstone;1009451 wrote:Here's a link to the Playboy pics.
http://incilin.tumblr.com/post/13975075891/wereofftoseethewizard-so-beautiful-photoshop
Edit: I got it to work. Not terrible...