ttocs14
Posts: 279
Dec 11, 2009 1:07am
Dealing with everything with their emotions instead of just using basic logic and reasoning...drives me nuts.
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Dec 11, 2009 4:11am
Yes definitely my girlfriend woke up last week from a dream punches me until I wake up and tells me "you cheated on me". I'm like WTF are you talking about? She says in my dream you cheated on me. I ask her was she hot roll over and go back to sleepNNN wrote:You haven't lived until you've had a girl mad at you for three days because you yelled at her, slapped her, or cheated on her.....IN A DREAM!ohiotiger33 wrote: Here is a serious one.
Why do women insist on telling us about their dreams? My GF does this all the time, and it is really the only thing she does that grinds my gears.
She did not speak to me for a few days. But I don't think she will ever wake me up with that crap again. My pet peeve when they get bent out of shape when they assume that you are staring at some other chick. When you didn't even notice the other chick until she said something!
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Dec 11, 2009 7:03am
You guys are hangin' with the wrong women.
If someone woke me up telling me about her dream and that I cheated she wouldn't ever have to wake me up again.
If someone tried to "test" me during a game it would the last test she gave me.
If someone woke me up telling me about her dream and that I cheated she wouldn't ever have to wake me up again.
If someone tried to "test" me during a game it would the last test she gave me.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 11, 2009 7:21am
This is some pretty funny stuff. You guys make me lol. 
nc52
Posts: 419
Dec 11, 2009 7:24am
i hate when they ask you a question that there is no good answer to. no matter how you answer it you're either wrong or you've pissed them off
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Dec 11, 2009 7:24am
My girlfriend is a keeper no matter how crazy she acts at times
hog hauler
Posts: 18
Dec 11, 2009 9:20am
Hey Power get me beer before I dot your eye!
power i
Posts: 1,296
Dec 11, 2009 9:34am
^^I think you're supposed to be working.
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fortfan
Posts: 339
Dec 11, 2009 9:58am
One that my wife is really bad about-I'll be watching TV and she will be in the kitchen working (where else would she be?), then she will come out and sit down in the last 10 minutes of the show and ask me questions about what is going on.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Dec 11, 2009 11:03am
^^^you beat me to it...there's a good chance we have the same UPS driver(if S&L's at home),so I was going to bitch that that's the reason my shipments are always so frickin' late!!!
redstreak one
Posts: 1,152
Dec 11, 2009 11:56am
My favorite, we both have somewhere by ourselves to go. I say, "you go I will stay home with the kids." She says, "thanks" 15 minutes later, she comes back in and says, "youn know what, I didnt really want to go, you go to the game instead." I say, "you sure?" Her, "yes." 2 days later we are in an argument, and she holds it against me for going to the game! WTF! You cant offer someone something and then crap on them later about it, but she tries!
ohiotiger33
Posts: 1,500
Dec 11, 2009 12:01pm
I don't even mean cheating dreams haha. Just boring ones that have no real point.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Dec 11, 2009 12:33pm
Yeah, I get this from time to time: Why do you have to dream about having sex with other people? As though, I script my dreams and cast people in certain roles.NNN wrote: You haven't lived until you've had a girl mad at you for three days because you yelled at her, slapped her, or cheated on her.....IN A DREAM!
Unfortunately, when we had our first conversation about this I tried to explain the value of fantasies and asked her, "Don't you ever act like I'm someone else when we're doing it?" You can imagine how that worked out for me.
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Drums of War
Posts: 356
Dec 11, 2009 2:13pm
1. Thinking I am a Pcychic. If you want something done, just ask! Dont get pissed off because I did not do something that I had no idea needed done.
2. Having a conversation about me joining/doing something I enjoy (usually a league or class, something that lasts for months) telling me you are all for it because of how happy it makes me, and then shooting me either the "Death Glare", or the "I can't believe you are leaving me" look every time I go to said commitment. If you agree to it, you have no right to get pissy about it!
2. Having a conversation about me joining/doing something I enjoy (usually a league or class, something that lasts for months) telling me you are all for it because of how happy it makes me, and then shooting me either the "Death Glare", or the "I can't believe you are leaving me" look every time I go to said commitment. If you agree to it, you have no right to get pissy about it!
Apple
Posts: 2,620
Dec 11, 2009 2:26pm
Ooooo.... bad move!enigmaax wrote:...I tried to explain the value of fantasies and asked her, "Don't you ever act like I'm someone else when we're doing it?" You can imagine how that worked out for me.
feel for ya, man.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Dec 11, 2009 2:30pm
talking in your sleep--never a good idea :rolleyes:
zambrown
Posts: 1,093
Dec 11, 2009 8:25pm
LMOA - that's funny!Keebler wrote:No, she would kick my ass.v_falcons wrote: LOL do you actually say that to her?
Actually, I'm always the one waiting around to leave - so this is not mutally exclusive to the female gender.mattinctown wrote: Always being late for everything
Sleeper, I've long since given up on reacting to your sexist bullshit. I suspect you've got a woman who keeps you well in line. Hence all the "women in the kitchen" comments.sleeper wrote: Only 5% of women actually experience symptoms of PMS: Fact!
My pet peeve is women go to vote and act like they are doing their American duty. Little do they know, their American duty is to be in the kitchen cooking and cleaning.
