said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Oct 6, 2011 4:08pm
How long can a dude leave The Ellen DeGeneres Show on before losing his man card?
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
Oct 6, 2011 4:15pm
Why was the TV even tuned into that?
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Oct 6, 2011 4:18pm
Any time you have to ask....it needs revoked.
Just as a rule of thumb.
Just as a rule of thumb.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Oct 6, 2011 4:18pm
You should have yours revoked for even posting the question :thumbdown:
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Oct 6, 2011 4:25pm
Ask Darbypitcher22. I'm sure he would know.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Oct 6, 2011 4:26pm
Blonde lesbo rug muncher... I think she could be converted...
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Oct 6, 2011 4:29pm
The "man card" concept is retarded
Hope this helps
Hope this helps
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Oct 6, 2011 4:37pm
Lost his man card long ago....still bitter about itts1227;923967 wrote:The "man card" concept is retarded
Hope this helps
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Oct 6, 2011 5:05pm
I think you'd be safe if you were channel-surfing and just kept it on that long enough to make sure it wasn't a commercial. There might be other scenarios where you'd be okay, but I wouldn't take my chances.
Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Oct 6, 2011 7:21pm
Background information would be required by the committee - show topic would be a factor, as would your viewing companion. I would dare say that the full show could be viewed without penalty if you were watching this from your bed as post-coital entertainment for the unclad 19-year-old supermodel twins between their trips to the kitchen to bring you sammiches and beer.
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Oct 6, 2011 7:24pm
Was Portia de Rossi involved?
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Oct 7, 2011 11:43pm
I just got home at 4pm from work, flipped on TV. Same channel as the news that morning.Fab1b;923940 wrote:Why was the TV even tuned into that?
Heretic;924008 wrote:There might be other scenarios where you'd be okay, but I wouldn't take my chances.
I admit to watching for a minute. Ellen was talking about the bracelet given to her. It was originally worn by the Dalai Lama.
I changed it immediately after she was done talking about her bracelet.
Damn it. I only watched for like two minutes. Was really hoping not to lose the man card for watching just a min........damn it.
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bigkahuna
Posts: 4,454
Oct 7, 2011 11:48pm
Dalai Lama involved? That's a historical figure, so you might be off the hook with that one.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Oct 7, 2011 11:53pm
bigkahuna;925792 wrote:Dalai Lama involved? That's a historical figure, so you might be off the hook with that one.
Big hitter, the Lama.....
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
Oct 7, 2011 11:56pm
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se-alum
Posts: 13,948
Oct 8, 2011 12:23am
Since I always watch NBC4 news, and my girl Monica Day in the morning before I leave for work, Ellen is always on when I get home and turn on the TV. I admit that there are times I watch, depending on who the guest(s) are. Luckily, I'm not a narrow minded, homophobe so I don't feel like there's a reason I shouldn't watch.
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Oct 8, 2011 12:40am
geighse-alum;925844 wrote:Since I always watch NBC4 news, and my girl Monica Day in the morning before I leave for work, Ellen is always on when I get home and turn on the TV. I admit that there are times I watch, depending on who the guest(s) are. Luckily, I'm not a narrow minded, homophobe so I don't feel like there's a reason I shouldn't watch.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Oct 8, 2011 12:52am
se-alum;925844 wrote:Since I always watch NBC4 news, and my girl Monica Day in the morning before I leave for work, Ellen is always on when I get home and turn on the TV. I admit that there are times I watch, depending on who the guest(s) are. Luckily, I'm not a narrow minded, homophobe so I don't feel like there's a reason I shouldn't watch.
If you ain't homophobic you're homophilic. Geyboy.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Oct 8, 2011 1:44am
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Dude had to feel like an asshole.
"DENNIS QUAID IS HERE"
Dude had to feel like an asshole.
"DENNIS QUAID IS HERE"
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Oct 8, 2011 7:55am
[video=youtube;8x-nQ-vPw5k][/video]bigkahuna;925792 wrote:Dalai Lama involved? That's a historical figure, so you might be off the hook with that one.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Oct 8, 2011 8:36am
After reading the thread title, I thought certain that this would be a "thavoice" thread.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Oct 8, 2011 9:08am
If a leaked Ellen lesbo vid' was suddenly on the net, I know damn well ya'll would watch it. :thumbup:
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Oct 8, 2011 6:07pm
said_aouita;925993 wrote:If a leaked Ellen lesbo vid' was suddenly on the net, I know damn well ya'll would watch it. :thumbup:
THATS NOT THE ELLEN SHOW per se
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Oct 8, 2011 6:34pm
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coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Oct 8, 2011 6:34pm
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