17-year old wanders out of forest after FIVE YEARS

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Tobias Fünke

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Sep 26, 2011 12:07 AM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/sep/16/german-police-english-speaking-boy?fb=optOut

WTF? Sounds like the beginning of a really twisted horror movie.
He walked out of a German forest, speaking English and knowing only his first name. Police in Berlin are trying to unravel the mystery of a teenager who says he has no idea who he is or where he comes from.

The boy presented himself to the Berlin authorities last week saying all he knew was that his first name was Ray, he was probably 17 years old and he and his father had roamed through the woods for about five years.
Sep 26, 2011 12:07am
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Sep 26, 2011 12:19 AM
He is going to be pissed, when he finds out we have a black President.
Sep 26, 2011 12:19am
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Sonofanump

Sep 26, 2011 12:28 AM
I'm calling shenanigans.
Sep 26, 2011 12:28am
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Sep 26, 2011 12:33 AM
I think this sounds like it will turn out to be a hoax.
Sep 26, 2011 12:33am
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j_crazy

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Sep 26, 2011 12:34 AM
Wolfman reality series.
Sep 26, 2011 12:34am
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password

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Sep 26, 2011 12:38 AM
They may have been a gypsy family.
Sep 26, 2011 12:38am
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gut

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Sep 26, 2011 12:47 AM
He's going to be even more depressed when he learns that tent is only worth half of what he paid for it.
Sep 26, 2011 12:47am
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Sep 26, 2011 1:11 AM
my guess is that bath salts were involved.
Sep 26, 2011 1:11am
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Sep 26, 2011 1:14 AM
MTRulz ???? (Dude has been gone a while)
Sep 26, 2011 1:14am
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cbus4life

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Sep 26, 2011 2:21 AM
What do you expect, it is Germany.

Place is seriously creepy as hell.
Sep 26, 2011 2:21am
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redstreak one

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Sep 26, 2011 7:58 AM
Interesting! I call BS, but interesting.
Sep 26, 2011 7:58am
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Sep 26, 2011 8:05 AM
Mushroom trip.
Sep 26, 2011 8:05am
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enigmaax

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Sep 26, 2011 8:40 AM
I'll bet he missed David Hasselhoff all that time.
Sep 26, 2011 8:40am
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berry

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Sep 26, 2011 11:19 AM
If you are unathletic in Hiland, you either transfer or else.
Sep 26, 2011 11:19am
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Sep 26, 2011 11:55 AM
THE4RINGZ;911541 wrote:Mushroom trip.
...THIS, prolly just went shroom picking last Friday and it seemed like 5 years
Sep 26, 2011 11:55am
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Sep 26, 2011 12:06 PM
password;911430 wrote:He is going to be pissed, when he finds out we have a socialist President.
Fixed.
Sep 26, 2011 12:06pm
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Sep 26, 2011 12:21 PM
Germany its so big that you can get lost for five years?
Sep 26, 2011 12:21pm
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Sep 26, 2011 8:32 PM
password;911430 wrote:He is going to be pissed, when he finds out we have a black President.
Well played sir. Sounds pretty fishy to me.
Sep 26, 2011 8:32pm
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Sep 26, 2011 9:35 PM
Go Falcons;911768 wrote:Germany its so big that you can get lost for five years?
I don't know about that, but it is so dumb that you'd probably want to wander off in the woods and be eaten alive by a pack of wolves. Guess they couldn't find any wolves.
Sep 26, 2011 9:35pm
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Sep 27, 2011 2:50 AM
berry;911683 wrote:If you are unathletic in Hiland, you either transfer or else.
My oldest son is unathletic at Hiland. Participates in no sports. Tall kid too. He is into the arts. Mainly music. A member of the band. No one has threatened him with transfer. Nor would he want to. Music boosters have a lot of support at Hiland.

My daughter who graduated last year did participate in girls soccer. She was a 4yr starter so I guess you could say she was athletic. She could score several goals in a game. But I was never more proud of her than her senior year performance in the musical (Beauty and the Beast). She starred as Belle. Sold out crowds just to see the musical. She has a beautiful voice and was surrounded by a talented crew (not of the athletic kind). The roar of the crowd at the end of the show was every bit as invigorating as the roar on the court or the field.

I love high school sports today. It was a big part of my life growing up. Played ball under Perry Reese. Yeah it was about winning. But winning in life was ultimate goal. That is the goal Hiland and other high schools strive for. The only well known "professional" to ever come from Hiland was a product of the arts program. Your comment strikes me as very immature. I hope you are still in high school. Otherwise you are an old man exercising your bitterness on innocent youths. Every school has its sports clowns. They are the minority. Your comments lead me to believe you may be one of them.
Sep 27, 2011 2:50am
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Sep 27, 2011 3:16 AM
Apple;911463 wrote:my guess is that bath salts were involved.
This.
Sep 27, 2011 3:16am
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Sep 27, 2011 10:23 AM
majorspark;912639 wrote:My oldest son is unathletic at Hiland. Participates in no sports. Tall kid too. He is into the arts. Mainly music. A member of the band. No one has threatened him with transfer. Nor would he want to. Music boosters have a lot of support at Hiland.

My daughter who graduated last year did participate in girls soccer. She was a 4yr starter so I guess you could say she was athletic. She could score several goals in a game. But I was never more proud of her than her senior year performance in the musical (Beauty and the Beast). She starred as Belle. Sold out crowds just to see the musical. She has a beautiful voice and was surrounded by a talented crew (not of the athletic kind). The roar of the crowd at the end of the show was every bit as invigorating as the roar on the court or the field.

I love high school sports today. It was a big part of my life growing up. Played ball under Perry Reese. Yeah it was about winning. But winning in life was ultimate goal. That is the goal Hiland and other high schools strive for. The only well known "professional" to ever come from Hiland was a product of the arts program. Your comment strikes me as very immature. I hope you are still in high school. Otherwise you are an old man exercising your bitterness on innocent youths. Every school has its sports clowns. They are the minority. Your comments lead me to believe you may be one of them.
Apparently you are not familiar with Berry. I don't think I have ever seen a serious post from Berry.
Sep 27, 2011 10:23am