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cam93
Posts: 128
Dec 9, 2009 8:50pm
lemme hear em
BlueDevil11
Posts: 1,911
Dec 9, 2009 9:10pm
Here are some good quotes
Don't give up, don't ever give up.
--Jim Valvano
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
--Wayne Gretzky
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain
The game isn't over until it's over.
-- Yogi Berra
Ninety per cent of this game is half-mental.
-- Yogi Berra
Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
-- Yogi Berra
Don't give up, don't ever give up.
--Jim Valvano
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
--Wayne Gretzky
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain
The game isn't over until it's over.
-- Yogi Berra
Ninety per cent of this game is half-mental.
-- Yogi Berra
Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
-- Yogi Berra
Darkon
Posts: 3,476
Dec 9, 2009 9:27pm
You can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
Honest Abe
Honest Abe
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Crew Love
Posts: 242
Dec 9, 2009 9:37pm
Name that movie...
"A witty saying proves nothing." -Voltaire.
"Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Dec 9, 2009 9:50pm
fab4 to my cousin - " I want you to come up here, so I can give you a mouthie......how about I give you a mouthie and then we can have sex and then another mouthie"
Fab4Runner
Posts: 6,196
Dec 9, 2009 9:52pm
LOL. I still need to hear this voicemail to make sure that was accurate.
ZWICK 4 PREZ
Posts: 7,733
Dec 9, 2009 10:01pm
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
Lovejoy1984
Posts: 5,277
Dec 9, 2009 10:11pm
American Pie.Crew Love wrote: Name that movie...
"A witty saying proves nothing." -Voltaire.
"Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy.
rrfan
Posts: 1,922
Dec 9, 2009 10:22pm
I love this thread. Keep them coming. I will use this stuff at work. Lol.
David St. Hubbins
Posts: 205
Dec 9, 2009 10:31pm
Life isn't a garden, so don't be a hoe
The only difference between good kids and bad kids is that good kids don't get caught
It's all fun and games until the cops show up
The only difference between good kids and bad kids is that good kids don't get caught
It's all fun and games until the cops show up
GOONx19
Posts: 7,147
Dec 9, 2009 10:38pm
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
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mallymal614
Posts: 3,746
Dec 9, 2009 10:40pm
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy"
-- Dr. Martin Luther King jr.
-- Dr. Martin Luther King jr.
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Dec 9, 2009 10:43pm
People piss on Joe Dirt all the time, but..
"Life's a garden, dig it"
"You gotta keep on keepin on"
"Life's a garden, dig it"
"You gotta keep on keepin on"
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Dec 9, 2009 10:50pm
You're as handy as a pocket on a shirt.
Early Cuyler
Posts: 1,097
Dec 9, 2009 10:51pm
Life's a bitch, then you marry one.
If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'
If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'
Darkon
Posts: 3,476
Dec 9, 2009 11:02pm
If I would have killed my wife the first time I wanted to, I'd be out of jail by now.
Hell I'd be off parole.
Hell I'd be off parole.
Cat Food Flambe'
Posts: 1,230
Dec 9, 2009 11:04pm
"i'm busier than a three-legged cat in in a dog pound".
Darkon
Posts: 3,476
Dec 9, 2009 11:06pm
You could not pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel!!
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Dec 9, 2009 11:10pm
On that note. I've heard...Busier than a 3 legged cat burying shit.Cat Food Flambe' wrote: "i'm busier than a three-legged cat in in a dog pound".
Darkon
Posts: 3,476
Dec 9, 2009 11:11pm
Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Early Cuyler
Posts: 1,097
Dec 10, 2009 12:14am
Now if you'll excuse me, i have to go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish.
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mattinctown
Dec 10, 2009 12:32am
He went down faster than a cheap hooker in a taxicab
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mattinctown
Dec 10, 2009 12:36am
Her vagina is so old there is a separate entrance for black cock
Red_Skin_Pride
Posts: 1,226
Dec 10, 2009 12:52am
"A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice" --Bill Cosby
"I don't know the key to sucess, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody" --Bill Cosby
"Men, we'll be successful this year if we can focus on three things: Your family, your religion, and the Green Bay Packers" -- Vince Lombardi
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter" -- Martin Luther King Jr.
"In the face of adversity, you find out if you're a fighter or a quitter. It's all about getting up after you've been knocked down" -- Archie Griffin
"I don't know the key to sucess, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody" --Bill Cosby
"Men, we'll be successful this year if we can focus on three things: Your family, your religion, and the Green Bay Packers" -- Vince Lombardi
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter" -- Martin Luther King Jr.
"In the face of adversity, you find out if you're a fighter or a quitter. It's all about getting up after you've been knocked down" -- Archie Griffin
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Dec 10, 2009 1:14am
"The first panacea for a mismanaged nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity; both bring a permanent ruin. But both are the refuge of political and economic opportunists." Ernest Hemingway
"Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception." George Orwell
"All people who have reached the point of becoming nations tend to despise foreigners, but there is not much doubt that the English-speaking races are the worst offenders. One can see this from the fact that as soon as they become fully aware of any foreign race they invent an insulting nickname for it." George Orwell
"Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception." George Orwell
"All people who have reached the point of becoming nations tend to despise foreigners, but there is not much doubt that the English-speaking races are the worst offenders. One can see this from the fact that as soon as they become fully aware of any foreign race they invent an insulting nickname for it." George Orwell