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Dr Jones
Posts: 52
Dec 11, 2009 5:50pm
my dad use to tell me these
" you think the grass is greener on the other side. dig it up it`s just dirt"
" It`s like there treading water in a sea of retardeness"
" you can teach a monkey to do any job but you can`t teach them commen sense"
My favorite..."its like im stuck in a bad after school special"
" you think the grass is greener on the other side. dig it up it`s just dirt"
" It`s like there treading water in a sea of retardeness"
" you can teach a monkey to do any job but you can`t teach them commen sense"
My favorite..."its like im stuck in a bad after school special"
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84_TIGER
Posts: 94
Dec 11, 2009 7:04pm
If it's got tits or tires.................................sooner or later it's gonna
give you trouble.
give you trouble.
rookie_j70
Posts: 677
Dec 11, 2009 9:00pm
my dad told me this about dating women
"the f**king you got ain't worth the f**king you'll get"
"the f**king you got ain't worth the f**king you'll get"
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Dec 11, 2009 9:17pm
Courtesy of good old Pete Franklin and great responses to some of the posts made:
"You have your feet planted firmly in mid-air".
"You have one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel".
"You have your feet planted firmly in mid-air".
"You have one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel".
BlueDevil11
Posts: 1,911
Dec 11, 2009 9:59pm
"There are a lot of Steelers fans around the city so I hope people go to work and kick those Steelers fans."
"They're going to hear that bus' engine all the way back. That's a lonely ride. I've ridden that ride for five years now. It's time for them to hear that engine all the way home while they look at the stat sheet."
"It feels like our record is not what it is. It feels as though we're having a winning season and everything's going our way. To finally beat a team that was like our Achilles heel, our thorn, it's a tremendous feeling. It's almost like Christmas today."
All from Josh Cribbs after the win last night.
"They're going to hear that bus' engine all the way back. That's a lonely ride. I've ridden that ride for five years now. It's time for them to hear that engine all the way home while they look at the stat sheet."
"It feels like our record is not what it is. It feels as though we're having a winning season and everything's going our way. To finally beat a team that was like our Achilles heel, our thorn, it's a tremendous feeling. It's almost like Christmas today."
All from Josh Cribbs after the win last night.
BRF
Posts: 8,748
Dec 11, 2009 10:21pm
Here's a quote from myself:
"I like Josh Cribbs even MORE after reading the post by BlueDevil11".
"I like Josh Cribbs even MORE after reading the post by BlueDevil11".
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84_TIGER
Posts: 94
Dec 12, 2009 6:19am
If you are looking for sympathy it's in the dictionary between
Shit and syphilis.
Shit and syphilis.
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eldduhjjkcuf
Posts: 88
Dec 12, 2009 6:21am
I love them all.BlueDevil11 wrote: Here are some good quotes
Don't give up, don't ever give up.
--Jim Valvano
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
--Wayne Gretzky
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain
The game isn't over until it's over.
-- Yogi Berra
Ninety per cent of this game is half-mental.
-- Yogi Berra
Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
-- Yogi Berra
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Dr Jones
Posts: 52
Dec 12, 2009 7:03am
thats classic...lmao84_TIGER wrote: If you are looking for sympathy it's in the dictionary between
Shit and syphilis.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Dec 12, 2009 7:06am
"...It`s like there treading water in a sea of retardeness"
" you can teach a monkey to do any job but you can`t teach them commen sense" ..."
It's commen things like the retardeness of comments there making like these that make me laugh.
" you can teach a monkey to do any job but you can`t teach them commen sense" ..."
It's commen things like the retardeness of comments there making like these that make me laugh.
pmoney25
Posts: 1,787
Dec 12, 2009 7:20am
People should not fear the government, the government should fear the people.
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queencitybuckeye
Posts: 7,117
Dec 12, 2009 7:32am
If it flies, floats, or f____, rent it, don't buy it.