ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 16, 2011 10:14am
You may want to end up changing that quota, once you've been hitting the same thing over and over again, for the past "x" amount of years.like_that;898324 wrote:-Must maintain sex quota
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Sep 16, 2011 10:15am
Probably too young and naive, but I have faith there is a girl that doesn't do it.BR1986FB;898328 wrote:Deal breaker. Never happen.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Sep 16, 2011 10:16am
Maybe I will add a threesome clause in there.ernest_t_bass;898332 wrote:You may want to end up changing that quota, once you've been hitting the same thing over and over again, for the past "x" amount of years.
Which reminds me
-At least once a month she must do something kinky.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 16, 2011 10:16am
Well, yeah. She works but I make more that twice what she does.SnotBubbles;898270 wrote:This. However my wife makes monies too...just not nearly as much as I.
I think I forget how to write a check or fill out a bill to be honest....
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Sep 16, 2011 10:19am
Auto bill pay, electronic deposit. I just check my balance. I do the bulk of it though.
gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
Sep 16, 2011 10:20am
It's in God's hands.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Sep 16, 2011 10:26am
They do say that gay porn pays better than straight porn so I could see how ya make more than her.justincredible;898335 wrote:Well, yeah. She works but I make more that twice what she does.
(and before anyone asks....my reference is an episode of Law and Order SVU when Zack Morris was the victim. He was doing gay porn and Stenson (Stabler and benson) said that producers pay big bucks for it because of the lack of people willing to do it)
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Sep 16, 2011 10:28am
LOL at these single guys telling us exactly how its going to be when they're married. LO fucking L! 
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Sep 16, 2011 10:29am
Dude...other than the browns comment (steelers fan myself) you sound exactly like me about 18 months ago.like_that;898324 wrote:I realize there is def the potential that can happen, but I have figured out a plan that can hopefully prevent that. If a woman wants to be in a relationship with me, I am going to lay out the guidelines and might have her sign a contract.
-Must maintain sex quota
-Must not bitch about petty bull****
-Don't ****ing talk to me on Sundays, especially if/when the Browns lose. (placing your mouth on my penis is a good way of preventing yourself from talking)
-etc
I still need to work on that contract, but if they don't agree to it or break the guidlines, then the relationship is terminated.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Sep 16, 2011 10:31am
You have only been married 18 months? Get the fuck out now before it's too late.thavoice;898351 wrote:Dude...other than the browns comment (steelers fan myself) you sound exactly like me about 18 months ago.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Sep 16, 2011 11:55am
This. Shit, I thought you were married for at least a few years. 18 months and you already have these problems?like_that;898353 wrote:You have only been married 18 months? Get the fuck out now before it's too late.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Sep 16, 2011 11:56am
+ a billion.like_that;898353 wrote:You have only been married 18 months? Get the fuck out now before it's too late.
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Sep 16, 2011 12:02pm
I can't say it's 50/50 or what percentage it is. We've always had a routine that I pay certain bills and she pays certain bills.
JerseyBuck
Posts: 429
Sep 16, 2011 12:17pm
Nearly everything is in my name so I handle the vast majority of the finances.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Sep 16, 2011 12:35pm
We have different checking and saving accountants and also a joint accounts so we both share in the obligations of bill paying, saving and purchaseing. As for the different accountant we know each others and we both can see the accountants on line.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Sep 16, 2011 12:44pm
And a good way of improving the mood after said loss. At least temporarily. Especially if the BJ is immediately followed by a sandwich.like_that;898324 wrote:-Don't fucking talk to me on Sundays, especially if/when the Browns lose. (placing your mouth on my penis is a good way of preventing yourself from talking)
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Sep 16, 2011 1:32pm
I need to get me one of them there savings accountants to do my taxes and store my money for me.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 16, 2011 1:36pm
Belly, you are a r-tard. But I love you.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Sep 16, 2011 1:38pm
What does your wife's accountant look like Belly?
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Sonofanump
Sep 16, 2011 2:51pm
Two separate incomes and two separate checkbooks. We each have our own credit cards for what we want both individually and as husband and wife.
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Sonofanump: House mortgage, insurance, utitlies.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Sep 16, 2011 3:12pm
Married less than a year actually.like_that;898353 wrote:You have only been married 18 months? Get the **** out now before it's too late.
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Scrawney
Posts: 93
Sep 16, 2011 3:46pm
Then get an annulment and move on to a happier life.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Sep 16, 2011 5:31pm
thavoice;898721 wrote:Married less than a year actually.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Sep 16, 2011 5:49pm
Not that I have bills to pay really being in college and living at home but I like my combo of Mint and http://www.manilla.com/
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Sep 16, 2011 5:50pm
I make the money and distribute where it needs to go.