1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Sep 13, 2011 2:58am
hmm...was this before or after me?GoChiefs;894028 wrote:No, I did.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Sep 13, 2011 3:04am
Are you jealous that he's banging someone other than you?1_beast;894032 wrote:hmm...was this before or after me?
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Sep 13, 2011 4:01am
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 13, 2011 6:57am
rmolin73;894041 wrote:
Chiefs, is that you?
Another day, another dollar. Unless you're a NASCAR fan... Then it's, "another food stamp." Right?
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Sep 13, 2011 7:24am
Yes.
By the way, you might wanna pick some milk up on your way home from work, you're out.
By the way, you might wanna pick some milk up on your way home from work, you're out.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Sep 13, 2011 7:25am
1_beast;894032 wrote:hmm...was this before or after me?
We banged after her, sorry.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 13, 2011 7:52am
I actually thought the same thing, but there was some on the bottom shelf. You can't see past your fat, redneck, NASCAR belly, to see the bottom shelf. Right?GoChiefs;894065 wrote:Yes.
By the way, you might wanna pick some milk up on your way home from work, you're out.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Sep 13, 2011 8:24am
Heavenly Father, we thank you for all your blessings. You said in all things give thanks. So we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you brought before us. Thank you for the Dodges and the Toyota’s. Thank you for the Fords. And most of all we thank you for Roush and Yates partnering to give us the power that we see before us tonight. Thank you for GM performance technology and RO7 engines. Thank you for Sunoco racing fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. Lord, I want to thank you for my smoking’ hot wife tonight, Lisa. My two children, Eli and Emma or as we like to call ‘em, the little Ezz. Lord, I pray you bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track. In Jesus name, boogity boogity boogity, Amen.<o
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Speedofsand
Posts: 5,529
Sep 13, 2011 11:13am
Tim, take a look at that hound. That's the best coon-dog I ever seen or heard about and I didn't have to teach him a damn thing.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Sep 13, 2011 1:51pm
ernest_t_bass;894077 wrote:I actually thought the same thing, but there was some on the bottom shelf. You can't see past your fat, redneck, NASCAR belly, to see the bottom shelf. Right?
Wait, you think I went into the kitchen????
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Sep 13, 2011 1:53pm
LJ;894094 wrote:Heavenly Father, we thank you for all your blessings. You said in all things give thanks. So we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you brought before us. Thank you for the Dodges and the Toyota’s. Thank you for the Fords. And most of all we thank you for Roush and Yates partnering to give us the power that we see before us tonight. Thank you for GM performance technology and RO7 engines. Thank you for Sunoco racing fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. Lord, I want to thank you for my smoking’ hot wife tonight, Lisa. My two children, Eli and Emma or as we like to call ‘em, the little Ezz. Lord, I pray you bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track. In Jesus name, boogity boogity boogity, Amen.<o
The only sport not afraid to have a prayer before a race!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 13, 2011 2:09pm
Oops, that's right. Trailers don't have kitchens.GoChiefs;894484 wrote:Wait, you think I went into the kitchen????
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Sep 13, 2011 2:15pm
The only sport to have followers WT enough to thank Jesus for Roush racing.GoChiefs;894488 wrote:The only sport not afraid to have a prayer before a race!
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Sep 13, 2011 2:54pm
Well I was in your trailer!ernest_t_bass;894517 wrote:Oops, that's right. Trailers don't have kitchens.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Sep 13, 2011 2:57pm
GoChiefs;894488 wrote:The only sport not afraid to have a prayer before a race!
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Sep 13, 2011 3:02pm
He was praying about cars and engines? How the hell is that imaginary?Heretic;894581 wrote:
Maybe his Jesus is Henry Ford or Lee Iacocca.
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Sep 13, 2011 3:02pm
GoChiefs;894065 wrote:By the way, you might wanna pick some milk up on your way home from work, you're out.
ernest_t_bass;894077 wrote:I actually thought the same thing, but there was some on the bottom shelf. You can't see past your fat, redneck, NASCAR belly, to see the bottom shelf. Right?
GoChiefs;894484 wrote:Wait, you think I went into the kitchen????
If we get rid of SB5, you think you'll be able to upgrade to a double wide one day?ernest_t_bass;894517 wrote:Oops, that's right. Trailers don't have kitchens.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 13, 2011 3:03pm
GoChiefs, I don't have a trailer. I'm not a NASCAR fan.GoChiefs;894573 wrote:Well I was in your trailer!
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Sep 13, 2011 3:07pm
Then he contradicts himself by saying he doesn't have a trailer??? Smh.enigmaax;894592 wrote:If we get rid of SB5, you think you'll be able to upgrade to a double wide one day?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 13, 2011 3:08pm
Dammit... lolfailselfpwn on my part. I see what I did there. SMH. You win this round.GoChiefs;894596 wrote:Then he contradicts himself by saying he doesn't have a trailer??? Smh.
NASCAR SUCKS!
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Sep 13, 2011 3:14pm
Isn't that a little inappropriate for a teacher?ernest_t_bass;894603 wrote:I LIKE TO SUCK!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Sep 13, 2011 3:15pm
Sick PWN, like_that!GoChiefs;894613 wrote:Isn't that a little inappropriate for a teacher?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Sep 13, 2011 3:18pm
Not on this site (re: ccrunner).GoChiefs;894613 wrote:Isn't that a little inappropriate for a teacher?
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Sep 13, 2011 4:17pm
There you go again, spinning my comments! Are you dizzy yet?ernest_t_bass;894615 wrote:Sick PWN, like_that!
Captain Cavalier
Posts: 208
Sep 13, 2011 5:06pm
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