password
Posts: 2,360
Aug 25, 2011 12:46pm
I am thinking of starting an advice column on the OC, so this will be a Beta version to see if there is a need for my services. I will advise you on money, health, sex, relationships and any other issues you may have questions about.
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Aug 25, 2011 1:07pm
My wife snoops on me, 'steals' money, and lies to me.
What should I do?
What should I do?
Curly J
Posts: 7,282
Aug 25, 2011 1:08pm
Do her best friend...sorry Password as I couldn't help it.thavoice;873601 wrote:My wife snoops on me, 'steals' money, and lies to me.
What should I do?
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Aug 25, 2011 1:08pm
PIIHB and then throw her the fuck out.thavoice;873601 wrote:My wife snoops on me, 'steals' money, and lies to me.
What should I do?
password
Posts: 2,360
Aug 25, 2011 1:21pm
You should move out of the house, quit your job and stop talking to her. Problems solved, that was easy.thavoice;873601 wrote:My wife snoops on me, 'steals' money, and lies to me.
What should I do?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 25, 2011 1:47pm
Fuck that! I wouldn't move out of my own house!password;873613 wrote:You should move out of the house, quit your job and stop talking to her. Problems solved, that was easy.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Aug 25, 2011 1:48pm
ernest_t_bass;873629 wrote:Fuck that! I wouldn't move out of my own house!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 25, 2011 1:51pm
xKoToVxSyNdRoMe
Posts: 1,054
Aug 25, 2011 1:51pm
I just accidentally a whole coke bottle, what should I do?
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Aug 25, 2011 1:53pm
Maybe learn english first before you ask a question.xKoToVxSyNdRoMe;873637 wrote:I just accidentally a whole coke bottle, what should I do?
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Aug 25, 2011 1:56pm
ernest_t_bass;873636 wrote:
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Aug 25, 2011 1:56pm
well done ernest. First successful post.ernest_t_bass;873636 wrote:
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Aug 25, 2011 1:58pm
Boohoo quit following me [/deydurkiefailing]DeyDurkie5;873647 wrote:well done ernest. First successful post.
Also lmao at this coming from the 5'4" shrimp that was pwned by capone. lolfail, the only person on the board to be pwned by capone. Congrats.
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Gblock
Aug 25, 2011 2:15pm
Do you have any advice on a good place to find and hook up with students?
xKoToVxSyNdRoMe
Posts: 1,054
Aug 25, 2011 2:28pm
This is serious. I accidentally the WHOLE thing and I'm really worried about it.Raw Dawgin' it;873642 wrote:Maybe learn english first before you ask a question.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 25, 2011 3:03pm
How long ago was it that he allegedly was pwned by capone?Commander of Awesome;873650 wrote:Boohoo quit following me [/deydurkiefailing]
Also lmao at this coming from the 5'4" shrimp that was pwned by capone. lolfail, the only person on the board to be pwned by capone. Congrats.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Aug 25, 2011 3:46pm
After last football season I believe. He got pwned by capwned and had to leave the site for a month. lolfail on deydurkie. the only person on this site to be pwned by him, smh quite pathetic.ernest_t_bass;873703 wrote:How long ago was it that he allegedly was pwned by capone?
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Aug 25, 2011 3:47pm
penile implant mofo...thavoice;873601 wrote:My wife snoops on me, 'steals' money, and lies to me.
What should I do?
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Aug 25, 2011 3:52pm
OC or HuddleGblock;873661 wrote:Do you have any advice on a good place to find and hook up with students?
password
Posts: 2,360
Aug 25, 2011 6:24pm
I am assuming you are a female and ran out of batteries for vibrator or you are on vacation and left your purple dinosaur at home. So you decided to experiment with a coke bottle and have run in to a problem, nothing to worry about their Goldilocks, just take a jar of Crisco and using your left hand, insert until you can grasp the bottle and rub Crisco all over it, wait 30 seconds then squeeze and thrust your hips forward and your problem is solved. A little advice next time, if your are using a 2 liter plastic bottle, fill it with warm water first and and as it cools the bottle will condense in size. Have you ever thought about dating a black man, same feeling but you don't have to worry about it getting stuck?xKoToVxSyNdRoMe;873637 wrote:I just accidentally a whole coke bottle, what should I do?
password
Posts: 2,360
Aug 25, 2011 6:53pm
Gblock;873661 wrote:Do you have any advice on a good place to find and hook up with students?
Tippecanoe High School would be my first choice, if that doesn't work you can try your local Middle School. I would like to defer this question to ETB, he has plenty of experience and knows what the young kids are looking for these days.
password
Posts: 2,360
Aug 25, 2011 6:55pm
You have nothing to worry about, your a school teacher, you have no money for her to steal.ernest_t_bass;873629 wrote:Fuck that! I wouldn't move out of my own house!
xKoToVxSyNdRoMe
Posts: 1,054
Aug 25, 2011 7:05pm
No, you don't understand, that's it at all. I accidentally a whole coke bottle and I am worried it might be dangerous for me. The fact nothing terrible has happened yet has eased my mind a little but I'm still concerned it might be dangerous.password;873809 wrote:I am assuming you are a female and ran out of batteries for vibrator or you are on vacation and left your purple dinosaur at home. So you decided to experiment with a coke bottle and have run in to a problem, nothing to worry about their Goldilocks, just take a jar of Crisco and using your left hand, insert until you can grasp the bottle and rub Crisco all over it, wait 30 seconds then squeeze and thrust your hips forward and your problem is solved. A little advice next time, if your are using a 2 liter plastic bottle, fill it with warm water first and and as it cools the bottle will condense in size. Have you ever thought about dating a black man, same feeling but you don't have to worry about it getting stuck?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 25, 2011 8:24pm
That was quite some time ago. You're still using that as a pwn?Commander of Awesome;873731 wrote:After last football season I believe. He got pwned by capwned and had to leave the site for a month. lolfail on deydurkie. the only person on this site to be pwned by him, smh quite pathetic.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 25, 2011 8:26pm
CCRunner is our resident expert there.password;873828 wrote:Tippecanoe High School would be my first choice, if that doesn't work you can try your local Middle School. I would like to defer this question to ETB, he has plenty of experience and knows what the young kids are looking for these days.