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password

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Aug 25, 2011 12:46 PM
I am thinking of starting an advice column on the OC, so this will be a Beta version to see if there is a need for my services. I will advise you on money, health, sex, relationships and any other issues you may have questions about.


Aug 25, 2011 12:46pm
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thavoice

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Aug 25, 2011 1:07 PM
My wife snoops on me, 'steals' money, and lies to me.

What should I do?
Aug 25, 2011 1:07pm
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Aug 25, 2011 1:08 PM
thavoice;873601 wrote:My wife snoops on me, 'steals' money, and lies to me.

What should I do?
Do her best friend...sorry Password as I couldn't help it.
Aug 25, 2011 1:08pm
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FatHobbit

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Aug 25, 2011 1:08 PM
thavoice;873601 wrote:My wife snoops on me, 'steals' money, and lies to me.

What should I do?
PIIHB and then throw her the fuck out.
Aug 25, 2011 1:08pm
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password

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Aug 25, 2011 1:21 PM
thavoice;873601 wrote:My wife snoops on me, 'steals' money, and lies to me.

What should I do?
You should move out of the house, quit your job and stop talking to her. Problems solved, that was easy.
Aug 25, 2011 1:21pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Aug 25, 2011 1:47 PM
password;873613 wrote:You should move out of the house, quit your job and stop talking to her. Problems solved, that was easy.
Fuck that! I wouldn't move out of my own house!
Aug 25, 2011 1:47pm
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Commander of Awesome

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23,151 posts
Aug 25, 2011 1:48 PM
ernest_t_bass;873629 wrote:Fuck that! I wouldn't move out of my own house!
Aug 25, 2011 1:48pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Aug 25, 2011 1:51 PM
Aug 25, 2011 1:51pm
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xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

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Aug 25, 2011 1:51 PM
I just accidentally a whole coke bottle, what should I do?
Aug 25, 2011 1:51pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Aug 25, 2011 1:53 PM
xKoToVxSyNdRoMe;873637 wrote:I just accidentally a whole coke bottle, what should I do?
Maybe learn english first before you ask a question.
Aug 25, 2011 1:53pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Aug 25, 2011 1:56 PM
ernest_t_bass;873636 wrote:
Aug 25, 2011 1:56pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Aug 25, 2011 1:56 PM
ernest_t_bass;873636 wrote:
well done ernest. First successful post.
Aug 25, 2011 1:56pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Aug 25, 2011 1:58 PM
DeyDurkie5;873647 wrote:well done ernest. First successful post.
Boohoo quit following me [/deydurkiefailing]

Also lmao at this coming from the 5'4" shrimp that was pwned by capone. lolfail, the only person on the board to be pwned by capone. Congrats.
Aug 25, 2011 1:58pm
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Gblock

Aug 25, 2011 2:15 PM
Do you have any advice on a good place to find and hook up with students?
Aug 25, 2011 2:15pm
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xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

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Aug 25, 2011 2:28 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;873642 wrote:Maybe learn english first before you ask a question.
This is serious. I accidentally the WHOLE thing and I'm really worried about it.
Aug 25, 2011 2:28pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Aug 25, 2011 3:03 PM
Commander of Awesome;873650 wrote:Boohoo quit following me [/deydurkiefailing]

Also lmao at this coming from the 5'4" shrimp that was pwned by capone. lolfail, the only person on the board to be pwned by capone. Congrats.
How long ago was it that he allegedly was pwned by capone?
Aug 25, 2011 3:03pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Aug 25, 2011 3:46 PM
ernest_t_bass;873703 wrote:How long ago was it that he allegedly was pwned by capone?
After last football season I believe. He got pwned by capwned and had to leave the site for a month. lolfail on deydurkie. the only person on this site to be pwned by him, smh quite pathetic.
Aug 25, 2011 3:46pm
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Belly35

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Aug 25, 2011 3:47 PM
thavoice;873601 wrote:My wife snoops on me, 'steals' money, and lies to me.

What should I do?
penile implant mofo...
Aug 25, 2011 3:47pm
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Belly35

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Aug 25, 2011 3:52 PM
Gblock;873661 wrote:Do you have any advice on a good place to find and hook up with students?
OC or Huddle
Aug 25, 2011 3:52pm
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password

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Aug 25, 2011 6:24 PM
xKoToVxSyNdRoMe;873637 wrote:I just accidentally a whole coke bottle, what should I do?
I am assuming you are a female and ran out of batteries for vibrator or you are on vacation and left your purple dinosaur at home. So you decided to experiment with a coke bottle and have run in to a problem, nothing to worry about their Goldilocks, just take a jar of Crisco and using your left hand, insert until you can grasp the bottle and rub Crisco all over it, wait 30 seconds then squeeze and thrust your hips forward and your problem is solved. A little advice next time, if your are using a 2 liter plastic bottle, fill it with warm water first and and as it cools the bottle will condense in size. Have you ever thought about dating a black man, same feeling but you don't have to worry about it getting stuck?
Aug 25, 2011 6:24pm
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password

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Aug 25, 2011 6:53 PM
Gblock;873661 wrote:Do you have any advice on a good place to find and hook up with students?

Tippecanoe High School would be my first choice, if that doesn't work you can try your local Middle School. I would like to defer this question to ETB, he has plenty of experience and knows what the young kids are looking for these days.
Aug 25, 2011 6:53pm
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password

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Aug 25, 2011 6:55 PM
ernest_t_bass;873629 wrote:Fuck that! I wouldn't move out of my own house!
You have nothing to worry about, your a school teacher, you have no money for her to steal.
Aug 25, 2011 6:55pm
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xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

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Aug 25, 2011 7:05 PM
password;873809 wrote:I am assuming you are a female and ran out of batteries for vibrator or you are on vacation and left your purple dinosaur at home. So you decided to experiment with a coke bottle and have run in to a problem, nothing to worry about their Goldilocks, just take a jar of Crisco and using your left hand, insert until you can grasp the bottle and rub Crisco all over it, wait 30 seconds then squeeze and thrust your hips forward and your problem is solved. A little advice next time, if your are using a 2 liter plastic bottle, fill it with warm water first and and as it cools the bottle will condense in size. Have you ever thought about dating a black man, same feeling but you don't have to worry about it getting stuck?
No, you don't understand, that's it at all. I accidentally a whole coke bottle and I am worried it might be dangerous for me. The fact nothing terrible has happened yet has eased my mind a little but I'm still concerned it might be dangerous.
Aug 25, 2011 7:05pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Aug 25, 2011 8:24 PM
Commander of Awesome;873731 wrote:After last football season I believe. He got pwned by capwned and had to leave the site for a month. lolfail on deydurkie. the only person on this site to be pwned by him, smh quite pathetic.
That was quite some time ago. You're still using that as a pwn?
Aug 25, 2011 8:24pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Aug 25, 2011 8:26 PM
password;873828 wrote:Tippecanoe High School would be my first choice, if that doesn't work you can try your local Middle School. I would like to defer this question to ETB, he has plenty of experience and knows what the young kids are looking for these days.
CCRunner is our resident expert there.
Aug 25, 2011 8:26pm