FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Aug 22, 2011 12:01pm
...that divorced chicks are looking for lots of sex with random guys (certified Ohio Chatter fact) and married chicks never want to have sex?
Can someone please explain that to me?
Can someone please explain that to me?
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Aug 22, 2011 12:04pm
...because the divorced "chicks" are looking for validation of self-worth and the married "chicks" feel secure and believe they already have it.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Aug 22, 2011 12:06pm
It doesn't matter....I try to bang them all.
Heelz
Posts: 780
Aug 22, 2011 12:09pm
phuck.them.all
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Aug 22, 2011 12:10pm
Would you continue to make house or car payments once you paid them off?
When women get married, they purchased the item, their routine and regular 'payments' are no longer needed. Occassionly they need to 'pay up' i.e. giving it up to her hubby on occasion, for some repairs or remodeling, but for the most part the purchase has been made.
When women get married, they purchased the item, their routine and regular 'payments' are no longer needed. Occassionly they need to 'pay up' i.e. giving it up to her hubby on occasion, for some repairs or remodeling, but for the most part the purchase has been made.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Aug 22, 2011 12:12pm
Single, divorced, dating, engaged, married. No need to be biased against any category of woman. Except dead*.
*DISCLAIMER: If the dry spell gets unbearably long, exceptions can be made.
*DISCLAIMER: If the dry spell gets unbearably long, exceptions can be made.
like_that
Posts: 26,625
Aug 22, 2011 12:14pm
Heretic;870095 wrote:Single, divorced, dating, engaged, married. No need to be biased against any category of woman. Except dead*.
*DISCLAIMER: If they dry spell gets unbearably long, exceptions can be made.
No reps due to grammar mistake.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Aug 22, 2011 12:16pm
I fixed it! How about now?
Comments like this put me into the rep-whore equal of corpse-fucking.
Comments like this put me into the rep-whore equal of corpse-fucking.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Aug 22, 2011 12:18pm
Retarded and dead deserves reps!
password
Posts: 2,360
Aug 22, 2011 4:08pm
Married women want sex with random guys also, they are just more discrete about it.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Aug 22, 2011 4:31pm
If you are married and your wife doesn't want sex from you, the answer is pretty simple...you ain't giving it to her the right way.
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Steel Valley Football
Posts: 4,548
Aug 22, 2011 5:24pm
You mean like in da butt?
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
Aug 22, 2011 6:06pm
THE4RINGZ;870402 wrote:If you are married and your wife doesn't want sex from you, the answer is pretty simple...you ain't giving it to her the right way.
Partially agree, I have never really had a problem getting my wife to have sex. Now, is it as often as I want it? No, I'd want it 2-3 times a day, but still 5+ times a week isn't shabby at all for 12 years married.
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Aug 22, 2011 8:44pm
If the wife dont want it...I just bang the neighbors wife....
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Aug 22, 2011 11:27pm
FatHobbit;870063 wrote:...that divorced chicks are looking for lots of sex with random guys (certified Ohio Chatter fact) and married chicks never want to have sex?
Can someone please explain that to me?
Divorced chics bang random guys. Married chics whose husbands think they never want sex are banging random guys. Women are sluts. Understand?
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 22, 2011 11:47pm
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Aug 22, 2011 11:47pm
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Aug 23, 2011 9:44am
ETB is that 3rd pic Darby crying?
Scarlet_Buckeye
Posts: 5,264
Aug 23, 2011 1:24pm
Con_Alma;870068 wrote:...because the divorced "chicks" are looking for validation of self-worth and the married "chicks" feel secure and believe they already have it.
/Thread.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Aug 23, 2011 1:27pm
Good Mad Men quote; "Put a penny in a jar for every time you have sex in your first year of marriage. Then take a penny out for every time you have sex in your second year. You know what you end up with?
Jar full of pennies."
Jar full of pennies."
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Aug 23, 2011 1:38pm
ernest_t_bass;870861 wrote:
lol my wife bought me that shirt on our honeymoon
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
Aug 23, 2011 1:42pm
Commander of Awesome;871213 wrote:Good Mad Men quote; "Put a penny in a jar for every time you have sex in your first year of marriage. Then take a penny out for every time you have sex in your second year. You know what you end up with?
Jar full of pennies."
I would have run out...especially around the 9/10/11th years...as we have done it much more these years than the first couple (wife hit that "30" plateau).
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Aug 24, 2011 2:38am
jmog;870493 wrote:Partially agree, I have never really had a problem getting my wife to have sex. Now, is it as often as I want it? No, I'd want it 2-3 times a day, but still 5+ times a week isn't shabby at all for 12 years married.
I have never really had a problem getting your wife to have sex either. She's definitely a giver......and a keeper!
Tobias Fünke
Posts: 2,387
Aug 24, 2011 3:52am
lulz
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
Aug 24, 2011 1:15pm
dwccrew;872138 wrote:I have never really had a problem getting your wife to have sex either. She's definitely a giver......and a keeper!
Boy, that's a good one...did you come up with that one on your own or did someone help you?
What's next, a momma joke?
