Archive Hey mom, a bear is eating me!

Heretic

Posts: 18,820

Aug 18, 2011 1:22pm

killdeer;866495 wrote:yeh...but was she phoning her mom?

"Mom, I keep trying to tell him I'm 10, but he just says that in his house we're all 19..."

justincredible

Posts: 32,056

Aug 18, 2011 1:26pm

Heretic;866523 wrote:"Mom, I keep trying to tell him I'm 10, but he just says that in his house we're all 19..."

Also Zing!

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Steel Valley Football

Posts: 4,548

Aug 18, 2011 1:28pm

SMBFH

Sincerely,

Fab1b

karen lotz

Posts: 22,284

Aug 18, 2011 1:28pm

ccrunner609;866479 wrote:I have eatin a 19 year old for over an hour also

And after that you moved on to her dad, AMIRITE?

Fab1b

Posts: 12,949

Aug 18, 2011 1:30pm

Still have a hard on for me I see, but its ok I do for myself as well!

hoops23

Posts: 15,696

Aug 18, 2011 1:36pm

Heretic;866406 wrote:It'd suck worse being the one giving the call. Damn, that's pure nightmare fuel. It's rare I read something that actually disturbs me. That did.

Yeah, that was just fucked up... Wow.

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Aug 18, 2011 2:19pm

Did the bear say anything in the message?

karen lotz

Posts: 22,284

Aug 18, 2011 4:24pm

ernest_t_bass;866598 wrote:Did the bear say anything in the message?

I think fab already covered that.

nom nom nom nom nom nom.

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Sonofanump

Aug 18, 2011 4:42pm

killdeer;866495 wrote:yeh...but was she phoning her mom?

reps.

karen lotz

Posts: 22,284

Aug 18, 2011 5:14pm

ccrunner609;866652 wrote:awesome

Don't be stingy with the reps.

Glory Days

Posts: 7,809

Aug 18, 2011 5:24pm

justincredible;866359 wrote:If I were able to I'd probably just call and give a quick "I love you" but spare the details.

i wouldnt even think to call. i would be figthing back. it would have to work to get me, i would never let anything eat me.

justincredible

Posts: 32,056

Aug 18, 2011 5:30pm

Glory Days;866760 wrote:i wouldnt even think to call. i would be figthing back. it would have to work to get me, i would never let anything eat me.

Well, yeah. But if the bear has, say, ripped your legs to shreds and you knew you were going to die because you could no longer stand/run what else are you going to do?

Heretic

Posts: 18,820

Aug 18, 2011 5:38pm

justincredible;866766 wrote:Well, yeah. But if the bear has, say, ripped your legs to shreds and you knew you were going to die because you could no longer stand/run what else are you going to do?

Flip the bear off and yell "CHOKE ON 'EM!" like the head army dude in Day of the Dead was doing when the zombies were ripping out his guts.

Even if no one's watching, man law says you have to go out like a badass.

Mr Miyagi

Posts: 1,211

Aug 18, 2011 10:26pm

"Mom the bear is ......... hang on I have another call coming in....... Hello......Hey , can I call you back I am talking to my mom and a bear is eating me "

THE4RINGZ

Posts: 16,816

Aug 18, 2011 10:49pm

I'll fight a fucking bear

1_beast

Posts: 5,642

Aug 18, 2011 11:14pm

ccrunner609;866479 wrote:I have eatin a 19 year old boy for over an hour

FIFY

THE4RINGZ;867092 wrote:I'll fight a ****ing bear

Bring it

THE4RINGZ

Posts: 16,816

Aug 18, 2011 11:16pm

We would both be winded before the first take down.

Mr Miyagi

Posts: 1,211

Aug 18, 2011 11:31pm

^^^^^^^^ foreplay.

chicago510

Posts: 5,728

Aug 18, 2011 11:37pm

Con_Alma;866491 wrote:You might need some work on your technique.

+Rep. CC lobbed up a softball on that one

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Steel Valley Football

Posts: 4,548

Aug 19, 2011 12:06am

Wherez my reps???

Glory Days

Posts: 7,809

Aug 19, 2011 1:02am

justincredible;866766 wrote:Well, yeah. But if the bear has, say, ripped your legs to shreds and you knew you were going to die because you could no longer stand/run what else are you going to do?

gouge its eyes, rip its tongue out and wear it like a tie and die like a fucking ohio chatter bad ass because you killed a bear with a your bare hands before you bled out.

hoops23

Posts: 15,696

Aug 19, 2011 1:05am