I am shedding tears right now

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Fab1b
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Aug 12, 2011 11:31pm
Ate all 3 dare slim jims today going on 36 mins on the throne straight which I have literally cried during. Stomach is severely pissed off at me!
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Aug 12, 2011 11:36pm
Those will get ya my friend. I've had the Freakin' Hot and the Really Freakin' Hot, but never seen the Kinda Hot yet.
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Aug 12, 2011 11:38pm
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Aug 12, 2011 11:40pm
justincredible;860849 wrote:I have no idea what you're talking about.
http://slimjim.com/
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Fab1b
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Aug 12, 2011 11:41pm
On fire I swear I just gave birth. My intestines went to war with me.

Justin Slim Jims came out with a kinda hot - chile pepper, freaking hot - jalapeño, really freaking hot - habanero. They are tasty and pack some heat. Guess it caught up to me!
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Aug 12, 2011 11:43pm
posting from "the throne" classic win!
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Aug 12, 2011 11:44pm
I was actually disappointed in the really, freakin hot....I was expected it to be much hotter.
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Fab1b
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Aug 12, 2011 11:44pm
Had to courtesy flush. My girl wasn't happy with text updates from there LOL!!
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Aug 12, 2011 11:44pm
Napalm ass!

I ate 12 boneless blazing wings a couple weeks ago as part of a bet and I took about 4 napalm shits that forever changed the way I think.

I'll never go hotter than hot now lol... Just not worth the struggle :(
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Aug 12, 2011 11:48pm
hoops23;860860 wrote:Napalm ass!

I ate 12 boneless blazing wings a couple weeks ago as part of a bet and I took about 4 napalm shits that forever changed the way I think.

I'll never go hotter than hot now lol... Just not worth the struggle :(


Same here but I still eat stuff that's hot, knowing what's to come a few hours later.
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Aug 12, 2011 11:48pm
Also, Prayers from NW Ohio Fab.
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Fab1b
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Aug 12, 2011 11:51pm
Trip #2 no pun intended Christ it hurts

Technology brings salvation in times like these!!
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Aug 12, 2011 11:55pm
Victory in Jesus!
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Aug 12, 2011 11:59pm
karen lotz;860865 wrote:Same here but I still eat stuff that's hot, knowing what's to come a few hours later.

Yeah, I love hot food, but I no longer will get it "too hot"... Hot wings are now my limit. I can't take the torture any more.
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Aug 13, 2011 12:18am
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Aug 13, 2011 12:29am
Speedofsand;860897 wrote:[video=youtube;jQjdHUX2T4c][/video]



They snapped into me!

I am so hoping the worst has past. I have to get up and jump on my work laptop and probably put in 6 hours luckily they let me do it from home.
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Aug 13, 2011 12:32am
Poop
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Aug 13, 2011 12:37am
ernest_t_bass;860904 wrote:Poop

Lots of it
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Aug 13, 2011 12:43am
Pussy
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Aug 13, 2011 1:05am
THE4RINGZ;860918 wrote:Pussy

Major
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Fab1b
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Aug 13, 2011 1:20am
Dammit
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Aug 13, 2011 1:22am
I've never met food that was too hot or gave me atomic shits. Because I'm a man.
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Aug 13, 2011 1:23am
(Ohio State students should get this)

I once ordered the Mucho Macho Burrito from Cazuela's, ate 3/4 of it, and started crying and ran to the bathroom. It was like a nuclear weapon went off in my mouth. It woke me up at 5:00am form stomach pains and I literally cried hours later from intestinal pains. The shitting was the stuff of legend. Goodness gracious...
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Fab1b
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Aug 13, 2011 1:23am
It wasn't to hot, love the spicy stuff but tonight my stomach said NO!! Making me re-evaluate eating some of the stuff I do!
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Aug 13, 2011 2:14am
Me being at my advanced age I'm careful of what 'hotness' I ingest. I hate that burning asshole when it makes it way out. When it does happen I usually come out singing "Ring of Fire" to The Wife, so she knows to stay clear of the John for a while.