I am shedding tears right now

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majorspark
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Aug 13, 2011 3:31am
I love hot food. Unfortunately sometimes its as hot coming out as it was going in.
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j_crazy
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Aug 13, 2011 7:30am
justincredible;860930 wrote:I've never met food that was too hot or gave me atomic shits. Because I'm a man.

Also you're gay and your bunghole dwarfs the grand canyon. It'd take a brush fire for you to feel anything back there.
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THE4RINGZ
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Aug 13, 2011 8:14am
Cap'N Taco in Brook Park has a sauce (served only on the side) called Jet Fuel and carries the warning "guaranteed to blow out your o-ring".
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WebFire
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Aug 13, 2011 12:36pm
justincredible;860930 wrote:I've never met food that was too hot or gave me atomic shits. Because I'm a man.

Eating extremely hot food is for guys that are insecure with their manhood and have to try and prove it some other way.
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rugbywrestler
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Aug 13, 2011 1:01pm
WebFire;861135 wrote:Eating extremely hot food is for guys that are insecure with their manhood and have to try and prove it some other way.

Ahhh, I was wondering why I enjoyed spicy foods so much
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WebFire
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Aug 13, 2011 1:11pm
rugbywrestler;861160 wrote:Ahhh, I was wondering why I enjoyed spicy foods so much

Now you know. ;)
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Curly J
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Aug 13, 2011 1:51pm
WebFire;861135 wrote:Eating extremely hot food is for guys that are insecure with their manhood and have to try and prove it some other way.
I was wondering why I'm not into extremely hot foods anymore. I guess I'm secure with my 'Averageness'. ;)
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WebFire
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Aug 13, 2011 3:49pm
Curly J;861206 wrote:I was wondering why I'm not into extremely hot foods anymore. I guess I'm secure with my 'Averageness'. ;)

Also why I've never eaten the extremely hot stuff. :)
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j_crazy
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Aug 13, 2011 4:02pm
i once ate a pickled quail egg that was marked with a sticker that read "Cajun HOT." i now know what that sticker means. I had the worst smelling farts for about 36 hours and everyone stung on it's way out.