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Menstruation... Thats Right.... PERIOD TIME AGAIN!

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earwig

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Aug 1, 2011 12:39 AM
It's something every guy who is in a relationship (unless he's gay..) has to deal with.

Damn!

This weekend SUCKED! ...and no, it wasn't because that is what she did to me. Far from it!!!!

WTF????

We understand the situation, but why do they have to be so f-ing CRAZY once a month?!?!?!?!
Aug 1, 2011 12:39am
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GOONx19

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Aug 1, 2011 12:40 AM
Girlfriend's on the pill. Only once every three months for me.
Aug 1, 2011 12:40am
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THE4RINGZ

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Aug 1, 2011 12:42 AM
It beats having a kid.

Might I suggest the Stephen Lynch song, "down to the old pub instead"?
Aug 1, 2011 12:42am
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earwig

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Aug 1, 2011 12:47 AM
Ringz- I know it"s actually a blessing in disguise because I know it means I'm safe for another month. But they just get so weird!
Aug 1, 2011 12:47am
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Iliketurtles

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Aug 1, 2011 7:38 AM
earwig;848014 wrote:It's something every guy who is in a relationship (unless he's gay..) has to deal with.

Damn!

This weekend SUCKED! ...and no, it wasn't because that is what she did to me. Far from it!!!!

WTF????

We understand the situation, but why do they have to be so f-ing CRAZY once a month?!?!?!?!
Crazy once a month? Women are crazy everyday of every month.
Aug 1, 2011 7:38am
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Commander of Awesome

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Aug 1, 2011 8:11 AM
Ha what an awesome/funny thread!

Nah I'm just kidding, congrats on rivaling ETB and password for the dumbest threads.
Aug 1, 2011 8:11am
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power i

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Aug 1, 2011 9:01 AM
Maybe she really doesn't like you and uses her period as an excuse to not have sex with you and treat you like crap. Just a thought.
Aug 1, 2011 9:01am
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Commander of Awesome

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Aug 1, 2011 9:07 AM
power i;848109 wrote:Maybe she really doesn't like you and uses her period as an excuse to not have sex with you and treat you like crap. Just a thought.

Based on his annoying whiny thread, I wouldn't doubt it.
Aug 1, 2011 9:07am
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4cards

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Aug 1, 2011 9:12 AM
...you think menstruation is bad, you'll think it's a walk in the park until you have to start dealing with a Menopausal spouse.
Napoleon, Stalin, and Hitler combined couldn't make you life any tougher.
Aug 1, 2011 9:12am
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Fab4Runner

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Aug 1, 2011 9:25 AM
I don't really get moody when I am on my period...but if I did I would tell anyone that had a problem with it to fuck off. Try bleeding profusely while dealing with cramps, back pain, etc. for 4-7 days.
Aug 1, 2011 9:25am
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Shane Falco

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Aug 1, 2011 10:40 AM
Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!! :)
Aug 1, 2011 10:40am
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Aug 1, 2011 10:51 AM
Time to get your blood wings :)
Aug 1, 2011 10:51am
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Iliketurtles

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Aug 1, 2011 10:52 AM
FatHobbit;848178 wrote:Time to get your red wings :)
FIFY! ;).
Aug 1, 2011 10:52am
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Aug 1, 2011 10:56 AM
Iliketurtles;848181 wrote:FIFY! ;).

Damn it
Aug 1, 2011 10:56am
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power i

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Aug 1, 2011 11:32 AM
4cards;848116 wrote:...you think menstruation is bad, you'll think it's a walk in the park until you have to start dealing with a Menopausal spouse.
Napoleon, Stalin, and Hitler combined couldn't make you life any tougher.

It took my husband some time, but he has finally learned to deal with me during my, shall we say more "difficult" times. He goes to the garage.
Aug 1, 2011 11:32am
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Aug 1, 2011 12:53 PM
Surprised no one has said PIIHB !!!
Aug 1, 2011 12:53pm
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Aug 1, 2011 12:55 PM
power i;848217 wrote:It took my husband some time, but he has finally learned to deal with me during my, shall we say more "difficult" times. He goes to the garage.

...I've done the same as your hubby. I've also have gone into the garage, only I picked up my spade & pick and have found her a nice cool place for her out back!

Aug 1, 2011 12:55pm
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Aug 1, 2011 3:45 PM
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Aug 1, 2011 3:45pm
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Aug 1, 2011 5:16 PM
^ I've been waiting for that one, Brick.
Aug 1, 2011 5:16pm
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Aug 1, 2011 5:30 PM
4cards;848276 wrote:...I've done the same as your hubby. I've also have gone into the garage, only I picked up my spade & pick and have found her a nice cool place for her out back!


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Aug 1, 2011 5:30pm
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password

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Aug 1, 2011 10:10 PM
Commander of Awesome;848093 wrote:Ha what an awesome/funny thread!

Nah I'm just kidding, congrats on rivaling ETB and password for the dumbest threads.

I don't think grouping ETB with anyone else on here is fair to him, he is in a world all his own.
Aug 1, 2011 10:10pm
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Aug 1, 2011 10:52 PM
password;849033 wrote:I don't think grouping ETB with anyone else on here is fair to him, he is in a world all his own.

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Aug 1, 2011 10:52pm
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Aug 3, 2011 10:51 AM
power i;848109 wrote:Maybe she really doesn't like you and uses her period as an excuse to not have sex with you and treat you like crap. Just a thought.
Hahaha Good one, power i! I also like this one:
...I've done the same as your hubby. I've also have gone into the garage, only I picked up my spade & pick and have found her a nice cool place for her out back!
Aug 3, 2011 10:51am
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password

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Aug 3, 2011 11:15 AM
If she can not perform her duties as a wife then you need to start looking for someone that can.
Aug 3, 2011 11:15am
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4cards

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Aug 3, 2011 11:18 AM
password;850668 wrote:If she can not perform her duties as a wife then you need to start looking for someone that can.
Fariwoodking......errr......Fairwoodqueen may be available to help him!
Aug 3, 2011 11:18am