Sports Haiku

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Ironman92
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Jul 21, 2011 4:06pm
What do ya got?


Reds suck donkey dick
Horrible plate approaches
Dusty can't do it
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Ironman92
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Jul 21, 2011 4:07pm
Cardinals pissy
LaRussa sucks donkey dick
Please don't make playoffs
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Ironman92
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Jul 21, 2011 4:09pm
Tiger needs caddy
Has fallen hard from the top
Will he recover?
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Ironman92
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Jul 21, 2011 4:10pm
Wily Mo Pena
Arizona Diamondbacks
Humongous taters
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justincredible
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Jul 21, 2011 4:12pm
Reds lineup is out
Who is starting at shortstop?
Ugh. Renteria.
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Ironman92
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Jul 21, 2011 4:17pm
Reds shortstop bats next
After leadoff hitter bats
C F guy hits first
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Jul 21, 2011 4:27pm
John Lackey, so fat
Sweat rolls down all of his chins
Six-run first again
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Ironman92
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Jul 21, 2011 4:28pm
Ironman's ghey thread
Too hot outside much boredom
Must get a new life
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Jul 21, 2011 4:31pm
Grady fucking Sizemore
Is he on the dl again?
Stupid question
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Ironman92
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Jul 21, 2011 4:36pm
5-7-5 please
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Jul 21, 2011 4:41pm
N F L lockout
Please come to a swift ending
Sundays aren't for chores
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gorocks99
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Jul 21, 2011 4:43pm
Sweater vest trouble
Suspicious tattoos and drugs
Why can't they catch Cam?
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Jul 21, 2011 4:45pm
Justincredible
Nick Mangold yearns for your love
Are you man enough?
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gorocks99
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Jul 21, 2011 4:48pm
Gibwok and Tebow
Like two peas in a pea pod
Must be a big pod
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ernest_t_bass
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Jul 21, 2011 4:48pm
sports, sports, sports, sports, sports
sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports, sports
sports, sports, sports, sports, sports
T
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Jul 21, 2011 4:54pm
Sports and poetry
is as ghey as snotbobbles
Worst. Sports. Thread. Ever
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Jul 21, 2011 5:13pm
gorocks99;837004 wrote:Gibwok and Tebow
Like two peas in a pea pod
Must be a big pod


/thread
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Jul 21, 2011 9:00pm
Baseball's Mariners
Have lost 12 straight games so far
LOL Butt Wedge
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skank
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Jul 21, 2011 9:21pm
****** is a ***
Likes to shower with *** men
after they wrestle
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skank
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Jul 21, 2011 9:25pm
Rape is a bad thing
Roethlisberger did it twice
soon to be a third
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skank
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Jul 21, 2011 9:27pm
Should not drink and drive
Nobody told Hines Ward that
Now he goes to jail
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skank
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Jul 21, 2011 9:30pm
Mendenhall is ****
Bin Laden sympathyser
Anti U S A
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skank
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Jul 21, 2011 9:33pm
Kordell and Cohwer
Love is a wonderful thing
Car was a rockin
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skank
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Jul 21, 2011 9:34pm
Pittsburgh smells like ****
Homeless use it for toilet
I have once also
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Jul 21, 2011 9:43pm
Young college female
Be careful girls Ben is here
To him no means yes