Name my baby

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justincredible
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Jul 8, 2011 10:14am
Go with Maximus. I was planning on naming my kid Maximus but my wife's dumbass friend named her dumbass son Max and I don't want my kid being called Max like that piece of crap.
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ts1227
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Jul 8, 2011 10:21am
Pat
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Jul 8, 2011 10:24am
I'm a fan of Barrett...but mainly because my grandma came from the Barrett family in Ireland.
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redstreak one
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Jul 8, 2011 10:34am
Bosch Beer Crazy, Hochdorfer Beer Crazy, Lowenbrau Beer Crazy, Schofferhofer Beer Crazy! All good strong German Beer names!
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justincredible
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Jul 8, 2011 11:13am
ccrunner609;824558 wrote:Dude dont name your kid Maximus.....that sounds fucking stupid.

You're fucking stupid.
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justincredible
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Jul 8, 2011 11:31am
ccrunner609;824567 wrote:I am pretty stupid but I wouldnt ever name my kid what most people would name their dog.

Yeah, you're stupid for thinking that a) my wife would let me name my kid Maximus and b) that I would name my kid Maximus when I could name him Colossus instead.
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Jul 8, 2011 11:42am
dwccrew;824516 wrote:I like Karsten with a "K", not "C".

If you're going with Karsten, you should go all the way and name him after the greatest American of the year 2011: Jeff Karstens_crazy.

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Jul 8, 2011 12:17pm
Wolfgang Howard...Wolfie_Crazy !!!
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Jul 8, 2011 12:33pm
Fried Chicken Howard_Crazy
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Jul 8, 2011 12:44pm
Dash Howard_Crazy
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password
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Jul 8, 2011 1:08pm
BBC Howard _Crazy Would make him very popular with the girls when he starts high school.
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GOONx19
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Jul 8, 2011 5:21pm
Ben Watson.
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Jul 8, 2011 5:43pm
James Howard _ Crazy

Daniel Howard_ Crazy

Michael Howard_Crazy
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Curly J
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Jul 8, 2011 8:10pm
Helmut Howard_Crazy

Bernd Howard_Crazy

Howard Howard_Crazy
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dave
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Jul 8, 2011 8:30pm
Hofbräuhaus
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Little Danny
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Jul 8, 2011 11:00pm
If you want your kids name to stand out you should name him Steven, Robert, Jason or James. In 18 years your kid will graduate with a couple hundred kids whose names are Aiden, Braden, Karsten, Carson, Connor, Max, etc. Being a Steve will make him an original!
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Jul 8, 2011 11:03pm
it's not that i want him to stand out, i just want some solid german name that there aren't 40 of in my family tree.
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MontyBrunswick
Jul 9, 2011 12:14am
Terrelle Pryor
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Gardens35
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Jul 9, 2011 12:54am
I Voted.
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Curly J
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Jul 9, 2011 4:21am
Gardens35;825327 wrote:I Voted.
I will note that...So I noted.
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Jul 9, 2011 7:59pm
Rocko Howard _Crazy
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gut
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Jul 9, 2011 8:14pm
Spawn...seriously, it's original and just awesome. He/She will never get picked on.
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Jul 10, 2011 8:41am
Batchit Howard_Crazy
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ardensfweb
Jul 11, 2011 4:54am
j_crazy;824402 wrote:Well. it's almost 4 am, i've been on tower since 6 pm, and things are moving slowly at the moment.

My wife and I are trying to solidify a name for upcoming j_baby 2.0 (due 9/6/11).

We like older German names, and through our extensive research we've come up with 2 or 3 we like. what do y'all think?

Carsten Howard _crazy

or

Barrett Howard _crazy

or

something else (feel free to suggest).

the only 2 things that must happen with this baby's name:
1 it will not be named after my dad or myself (Charles and John, respectively).
2 unless the name you suggest blows me away, I'm pretty set on the middle name being Howard (after my Godfather who died when I was 9, it would be the first name, but the wife won't have it).


your baby name is lovely i like your baby name
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Jul 11, 2011 8:14am
ardensfweb;826853 wrote:your baby name is lovely i like your baby name