Archive Serious Question (18+)

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Jun 28, 2011 11:54pm

Since this is serious business. How many of you have ever eaten an ass? Like tossed a salad? Plz be honest.

Me... hell no. I don't care how hot the chick is and if I dipped it in honey. Never. Not too sure if I'd even be willing to have my salad tossed.

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THE4RINGZ

Posts: 16,816

Jun 28, 2011 11:59pm

If I am down there on my wife I do it. Not a problem and she enjoys it.

You gotta lick it before you stick it.

Fab1b

Posts: 12,949

Jun 29, 2011 12:02am

Done it do it girls love it

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Jun 29, 2011 12:06am

You know, these come out of them asses you all like to eat.

password

Posts: 2,360

Jun 29, 2011 12:08am

ETB, Why are you even thinking about eating ass?

Tobias Fünke

Posts: 2,387

Jun 29, 2011 12:58am

No no no no.

nc52

Posts: 419

Jun 29, 2011 1:40am

no problem with it here

Laley23

Posts: 29,506

Jun 29, 2011 1:42am

ernest_t_bass;817007 wrote:You know, these come out of them asses you all like to eat.

I havent, but I also hate this argument.

You know what comes out of the other hole every 28 days or so right? Just as bad.

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bwcomet89

Posts: 633

Jun 29, 2011 3:16am

I don't think I could ever eat an ass and I don't want a girl touching or licking my asshole. Especially since it seems like every girl I've ever been with also wants to kiss during and/or after. No atm please. I wouldn't judge those that do, it's your thing, I just can't see myself tongue punching a fart box.

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Manhattan Buckeye

Posts: 7,566

Jun 29, 2011 3:40am

No on both ends (pun intended).

I did have a roommate who's wife tried to tickle his prostate during the deed...he wasn't a fan. According to him it is a one way street in that orifice.

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enigmaax

Posts: 4,511

Jun 29, 2011 6:20am

Laley23;817074 wrote:I havent, but I also hate this argument.

You know what comes out of the other hole every 28 days or so right? Just as bad.

Yeah, but isn't the vag self-cleaning.......like an oven or something?

I do not eat ass when I score
I do not eat ass of a whore
I do not eat ass of a slut
I do not eat ass to get my nut
I have no desire to eat an ass
I would not eat it, ernest_t_bass.

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Manhattan Buckeye

Posts: 7,566

Jun 29, 2011 6:26am

Not sure if it can be an embedded link but this reminds me of Samuel L. Jackson's short role in True Romance.

"I eat the "-----", I eat the butt, I eat every ------------- thang.

coyotes22

Posts: 11,298

Jun 29, 2011 7:21am

ETB,,,,, You in jail, again?

Pick6

Posts: 14,946

Jun 29, 2011 7:39am

Step brother said he did it to one of his ex girlfriends and she loved it...now would I do it to anyone or want it done to me...fuck no

4cards

Posts: 2,551

Jun 29, 2011 7:48am

...been there, done it----no issues.

TedSheckler

Posts: 3,974

Jun 29, 2011 7:48am

yes

SnotBubbles

Posts: 4,492

Jun 29, 2011 8:21am

Only on dudes named Josh.

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Jun 29, 2011 8:22am

Laley23;817074 wrote:I havent, but I also hate this argument.

You know what comes out of the other hole every 28 days or so right? Just as bad.

Blood and piss are not worse (nor just as bad) as feces.

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Jun 29, 2011 8:23am

bwcomet89;817088 wrote:I just can't see myself tongue punching a fart box.

This sir, has now become my new signature. Well done.

gerb131

Posts: 9,932

Jun 29, 2011 8:24am

Not my thing. Almost as bad as banging chicks on the rag.

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Jun 29, 2011 8:25am

enigmaax;817103 wrote:Yeah, but isn't the vag self-cleaning.......like an oven or something?

I do not eat ass when I score
I do not eat ass of a whore
I do not eat ass of a slut
I do not eat ass to get my nut
I have no desire to eat an ass
I would not eat it, ernest_t_bass.

Good stuff.