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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jun 28, 2011 11:54 PM
Since this is serious business. How many of you have ever eaten an ass? Like tossed a salad? Plz be honest.

Me... hell no. I don't care how hot the chick is and if I dipped it in honey. Never. Not too sure if I'd even be willing to have my salad tossed.

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Jun 28, 2011 11:54pm
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THE4RINGZ

R.I.P Thread Bomber

16,816 posts
Jun 28, 2011 11:59 PM
If I am down there on my wife I do it. Not a problem and she enjoys it.

You gotta lick it before you stick it.
Jun 28, 2011 11:59pm
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Fab1b

The Bald A-Hole!!

12,949 posts
Jun 29, 2011 12:02 AM
Done it do it girls love it
Jun 29, 2011 12:02am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jun 29, 2011 12:06 AM
You know, these come out of them asses you all like to eat.


Jun 29, 2011 12:06am
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password

Senior Member

2,360 posts
Jun 29, 2011 12:08 AM
ETB, Why are you even thinking about eating ass?



Jun 29, 2011 12:08am
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Tobias Fünke

formerly "sjmvsfscs08"

2,387 posts
Jun 29, 2011 12:58 AM
No no no no.
Jun 29, 2011 12:58am
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nc52

and he comes in the night

419 posts
Jun 29, 2011 1:40 AM
no problem with it here
Jun 29, 2011 1:40am
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Laley23

GOAT

29,506 posts
Jun 29, 2011 1:42 AM
ernest_t_bass;817007 wrote:You know, these come out of them asses you all like to eat.



I havent, but I also hate this argument.

You know what comes out of the other hole every 28 days or so right? Just as bad.
Jun 29, 2011 1:42am
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bwcomet89

Senior Member

633 posts
Jun 29, 2011 3:16 AM
I don't think I could ever eat an ass and I don't want a girl touching or licking my asshole. Especially since it seems like every girl I've ever been with also wants to kiss during and/or after. No atm please. I wouldn't judge those that do, it's your thing, I just can't see myself tongue punching a fart box.
Jun 29, 2011 3:16am
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Manhattan Buckeye

Senior Member

7,566 posts
Jun 29, 2011 3:40 AM
No on both ends (pun intended).

I did have a roommate who's wife tried to tickle his prostate during the deed...he wasn't a fan. According to him it is a one way street in that orifice.
Jun 29, 2011 3:40am
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enigmaax

Senior Member

4,511 posts
Jun 29, 2011 6:20 AM
Laley23;817074 wrote:I havent, but I also hate this argument.

You know what comes out of the other hole every 28 days or so right? Just as bad.

Yeah, but isn't the vag self-cleaning.......like an oven or something?

I do not eat ass when I score
I do not eat ass of a whore
I do not eat ass of a slut
I do not eat ass to get my nut
I have no desire to eat an ass
I would not eat it, ernest_t_bass.
Jun 29, 2011 6:20am
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Manhattan Buckeye

Senior Member

7,566 posts
Jun 29, 2011 6:26 AM
Not sure if it can be an embedded link but this reminds me of Samuel L. Jackson's short role in True Romance.

"I eat the "-----", I eat the butt, I eat every ------------- thang.
Jun 29, 2011 6:26am
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Jun 29, 2011 7:21 AM
ETB,,,,, You in jail, again? :D
Jun 29, 2011 7:21am
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Pick6

A USA American

14,946 posts
Jun 29, 2011 7:39 AM
Step brother said he did it to one of his ex girlfriends and she loved it...now would I do it to anyone or want it done to me...fuck no
Jun 29, 2011 7:39am
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4cards

Ohio Chatter Legend

2,551 posts
Jun 29, 2011 7:48 AM
...been there, done it----no issues.
Jun 29, 2011 7:48am
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TedSheckler

Emporium Entrepreneur

3,974 posts
Jun 29, 2011 7:48 AM
yes
Jun 29, 2011 7:48am
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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

4,492 posts
Jun 29, 2011 8:21 AM
Only on dudes named Josh.
Jun 29, 2011 8:21am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jun 29, 2011 8:22 AM
Laley23;817074 wrote:I havent, but I also hate this argument.

You know what comes out of the other hole every 28 days or so right? Just as bad.

Blood and piss are not worse (nor just as bad) as feces.
Jun 29, 2011 8:22am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jun 29, 2011 8:23 AM
bwcomet89;817088 wrote:I just can't see myself tongue punching a fart box.

This sir, has now become my new signature. Well done.
Jun 29, 2011 8:23am
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gerb131

Senior Member

9,932 posts
Jun 29, 2011 8:24 AM
Not my thing. Almost as bad as banging chicks on the rag.
Jun 29, 2011 8:24am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jun 29, 2011 8:25 AM
enigmaax;817103 wrote:Yeah, but isn't the vag self-cleaning.......like an oven or something?

I do not eat ass when I score
I do not eat ass of a whore
I do not eat ass of a slut
I do not eat ass to get my nut
I have no desire to eat an ass
I would not eat it, ernest_t_bass.

Good stuff.
Jun 29, 2011 8:25am
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Iliketurtles

Senior Member

8,191 posts
Jun 29, 2011 10:04 AM
Yeah I have and it was alright if the chick likes it why not just make her wash her ass first.
Jun 29, 2011 10:04am
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FatHobbit

Senior Member

8,651 posts
Jun 29, 2011 10:07 AM
ernest_t_bass;816987 wrote:Like tossed a salad?

Dumb question. Is there a difference between tossing a salad and a rim job?
Jun 29, 2011 10:07am
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Jun 29, 2011 3:00 PM
ITSALRIGHT....... Just look out for the resipoo.
Jun 29, 2011 3:00pm