Drunken eBay Purchases

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THE4RINGZ
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Jun 18, 2011 3:41pm
Has anyone ever been all liquored up and bought something on eBay and been surprised when it arrives?

One time last year, I bought a nice (I thought) golf shirt, and when it arrived I realized I had purchased a child's size not an adult size. No wonder the price was so low.
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Curly J
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Jun 18, 2011 3:55pm
I have never purchased anything on ebay. (probably the only one in the world who hasn't) The Wife had a tendency to drunken buy things off TV at times. You know those Time Life CDs that are on late at night. She hasn't done it in a while thank goodness.
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Tiger2003
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Jun 18, 2011 6:24pm
Curly J;806295 wrote:I have never purchased anything on ebay. (probably the only one in the world who hasn't)

I'm with you so you're not the only one.
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Con_Alma
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Jun 18, 2011 6:45pm
Tiger2003;806325 wrote:I'm with you so you're not the only one.
+1
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FairwoodKing
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Jun 18, 2011 7:37pm
I didn't have to be drunk to overextend myself on eBay. I finally got over the habit.
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j_crazy
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Jun 18, 2011 8:07pm
never ebay, but thanks to a drunken visit to an industrial safety store, i have lots of road flares. like 500 or so.
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Steel Valley Football
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Jun 18, 2011 8:56pm
I bought my my wife a giant dildo one drunk night. It didn't fit.
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oberhaus
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Jun 18, 2011 9:05pm
Steel Valley Football;806403 wrote:I bought my my wife a giant dildo one drunk night. It didn't fit.

Why didnt you try it on her then if it didnt fit in you?
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DeyDurkie5
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Jun 18, 2011 9:09pm
Steel Valley Football;806403 wrote:I bought my my wife a giant dildo one drunk night. It didn't fit.

hilarious jokester we got here
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oberhaus
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Jun 18, 2011 9:25pm
ccrunner609;806429 wrote:It must of been huge cause I fit in your ass and as you know, I am pretty stacked.
FIFY
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O-Trap
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Jun 18, 2011 9:35pm
Night-vision goggles. $300. I was a senior in college.

I was stoked!
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justincredible
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Jun 18, 2011 10:08pm
ccrunner609;806446 wrote:either way......I got mine

lol
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Steel Valley Football
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Jun 19, 2011 1:03pm
No, you don't understand. It didn't fit thru our doorway! It was a GIANT dildo. ;)
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O-Trap
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Jun 19, 2011 1:06pm
Steel Valley Football;806403 wrote:I bought my my wife a giant dildo one drunk night. It didn't fit.

Someone out there is telling his friends, "Yeah, I sold my old coffee thermos to this drunk guy by telling him it was a dildo!"
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Steel Valley Football
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Jun 19, 2011 1:59pm
Thermos + pudding = fake va-jj.
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Mohican00
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Jun 19, 2011 2:14pm
I bought the movie "PCU" twice on Amazon. Was surprised when another copy arrived two days later after the first one.
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 19, 2011 6:31pm
I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Shaq that I bought while drunk.
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Cat Food Flambe'
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Jun 19, 2011 8:19pm
A Russian bride...
:)
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sportchampps
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Jun 20, 2011 8:40am
i bought land in the middle of nowhere it was like 75$ for an acre i did this my freshmen year in college i think i still own it
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Con_Alma
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Jun 20, 2011 8:44am
I'd like to visit land on the edge of nowhere.
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Fab4Runner
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Jun 20, 2011 9:18am
Never purchased anything without remembering but I did buy Wildcats and myself O.A.R. tickets while drunk. I wanted to go anyways and after I had a few beers one night I decided to get them.
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O-Trap
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Jun 20, 2011 11:08am
sportchampps;807263 wrote:i bought land in the middle of nowhere it was like 75$ for an acre i did this my freshmen year in college i think i still own it
Where is it?
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justincredible
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Jun 20, 2011 11:21am
O-Trap;807388 wrote:Where is it?

In the middle of nowhere. Try to keep up.
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SnotBubbles
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Jun 20, 2011 3:12pm
justincredible;807399 wrote:In the middle of nowhere. Try to keep up.

I think that's the first time you've ever made me laugh.
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justincredible
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Jun 20, 2011 3:33pm
SnotBubbles;807625 wrote:I think that's the first time you've ever made me laugh.

Cool. The next time you make me laugh would be the first, as well.