j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jun 17, 2011 1:51pm
job be damned when it's time for me to rub one out.
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jun 17, 2011 1:51pm
I call bullshit
Ironman92
Posts: 49,363
Jun 17, 2011 1:57pm
Role Model fo sure
Mulva
Posts: 13,650
Jun 17, 2011 2:50pm
Do they ever pick up?Raw Dawgin' it;805703 wrote:I call bullshit
jordo212000
Posts: 10,664
Jun 17, 2011 3:25pm
The boss is a moron if he asked if an employee was whacking off. That has sexual harassment written all over it
Even if I thought somebody was whacking off, I keep that to myself
Even if I thought somebody was whacking off, I keep that to myself
Raw Dawgin' it
Posts: 11,466
Jun 17, 2011 3:30pm
Where did you copy and paste this story from?
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Jun 17, 2011 3:51pm
Raw Dawgin' it;805810 wrote:Where did you copy and paste this story from?
Umm....i think it was ign.com, I was really bored at work today.
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Jun 17, 2011 4:12pm
Quite the resume stuffer.
Fapologist : able to rub one off in a variety of stressful situations. Can work with or without supervision. able to work and complete task within deadlines. Adverse situations are no obsticle and are viewed as opportunitis. Loves to get in there and work with their hands.
Fapologist : able to rub one off in a variety of stressful situations. Can work with or without supervision. able to work and complete task within deadlines. Adverse situations are no obsticle and are viewed as opportunitis. Loves to get in there and work with their hands.
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Jun 17, 2011 4:33pm
I couldn't imagine being so bored at work that I would copy and paste that.
You might need a new career that challenges you a little more.
You might need a new career that challenges you a little more.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Jun 17, 2011 4:37pm
Con_Alma;805893 wrote:I couldn't imagine being so bored at work that I would copy and paste that.
You might need a new career that challenges you a little more.
Lol...relax fella. Today was my last day before I go on vacation.
People take the internet way to seriously....lmao, amazing
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Con_Alma
Posts: 12,198
Jun 17, 2011 4:47pm
Lol right back at ya. Have a great vacation. I don't know if more relaxed I can get! If I ever get serious on this forum I will convince myself it's time to leave.
Iliketurtles
Posts: 8,191
Jun 17, 2011 5:09pm
Wait so this isn't true? Damn I was hoping I wasn't the only one who masturbates while at work 
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1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Jun 17, 2011 5:11pm
so it was almost a happy ending.... until security blew it ...wait...you blew it...wait...that made it a happy ending...WIN
password
Posts: 2,360
Jun 17, 2011 5:13pm
You learn from your mistakes, next time you will use the womens bathroom and use your iPhone with a headset so you can watch some porn and not be disturbed.
krambman
Posts: 3,606
Jun 17, 2011 5:32pm
wes_mantooth;805575 wrote:I was escorted from the building in handcuffs by two burly black men armed with batons
Why did you find it necessary to explain that the two burly black people were men?
1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Jun 17, 2011 5:37pm
wes_mantooth;805575 wrote: two burly black men armed with batons.
Why did you find it necessary to state that the "two burly black men" were "armed with batons"?
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Jun 17, 2011 6:06pm
ccrunner609;805922 wrote:did you have mayo on that turkey sandwich?
Homemade
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Timber
Posts: 935
Jun 17, 2011 6:55pm
I knew the story was bogus once you mentioned who escorted you out of the building. I do not think that is possible in Sweetwater. lol
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Jun 18, 2011 6:21pm
wes_mantooth;805832 wrote:Umm....i think it was ign.com, I was really bored at work today.
You know what I do when I'm bored? I masturbate.
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Jun 18, 2011 7:57pm
What did your mom say about this?
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
Jun 18, 2011 8:09pm
i knew this story was bogus because mantooth works in a mcdonalds. and would've just nutted on a big mac.
wes_mantooth
Posts: 17,977
Jun 18, 2011 9:15pm
j_crazy;806364 wrote:i knew this story was bogus because mantooth works in a mcdonalds. and would've just nutted on a big mac.
That sounds delicious!
O-Trap
Posts: 14,994
Jun 19, 2011 2:10am
ccrunner609;805922 wrote:did you have mayo on that turkey sandwich?
You heard him. He nutted, didn't he?
ccrunner609;805948 wrote:Why would you lube with spit when everyone knows that hand soap is much better.
Yeah, but it burns if it gets in "there."
j_crazy;806364 wrote:i knew this story was bogus because mantooth works in a mcdonalds. and would've just nutted on a big mac.
That's why you opt for the Double Quarter Pounder every time.
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luckydog
Posts: 200
Jun 19, 2011 11:14am
hand soap is too harshccrunner609;805948 wrote:Why would you lube with spit when everyone knows that hand soap is much better.